The Adventures of Ford Fairlane.
Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man.
I think I've found the best titles ever given to movies.
(Other contenders for "Titles That Make You Actually Want To Check Out This Movie":
The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T,
Bubble Gum and Broken Fingers,
The Middle Finger, and
The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing, which, sadly, has nothing to do with dancing cats.)
Um... when even your on-topic thoughts are pretty scattershot and random, there really isn't much you have to say here, is there?
Cue the iris out and the funny cartoon music...!