First of all, oh my gosh, I had no idea you were still around Claof! Hello!
I had this same issue. I kept answering all the questions correctly, just for stupid Google to saw they couldn't determine it was me. What I had to eventually do was annoyingly call them and they solved it for me. Here is the number. 1-650-253-0000
I'm sure it will be awkward because you said it was fetishy sounding.... but they don't know you so who cares what the person on the other line thinks?
Also this might help.
https://www.followchain.org/google-couldnt-verify/