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« Reply #120 on: 2016-04-26 07:19:54 »

My limit is usually two.  I will come up a second time, without even trying to hide myself.  Though if it is so good it warrants a third, I may try to hide in a crowd and bum-rush them.  I meet put my finger under my nose like a mustache, or even pretend someone is with me and fake yell at them from across the aisle, "You want one too, Prince Charming?"  I will then get two at once, one for me and one for, "Prince Charming."
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« Reply #121 on: 2016-04-26 07:42:33 »

I ask politely or sneak in. 
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« Reply #122 on: 2016-04-26 07:45:31 »

I just go up and grab them. When I was a kid I'd just say I wanted another. But yeah, just stroll up, grab one and run. Or two.

Or I say that my mom wanted one XD
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« Reply #123 on: 2016-04-26 07:46:27 »

Or you could go up, round house kick the table, grab as many as you can and run like heck. 
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« Reply #124 on: 2016-04-26 07:53:19 »

Yes! Storm the table! Take it all, leave no survivors!
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« Reply #125 on: 2016-04-26 12:09:40 »

What do you guys do at Costco when you want to have seconds, thirds, or fourths of a sample?
It's very simple: I don't. One is enough for me. I'll just go get a sample of something else after that. ;)
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Smileys. Made a list of them. I had nothing better to do.
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« Reply #126 on: 2016-04-26 12:25:51 »

Lead a revolution!  Jump on that table waving around a mop from aisle 12!  Wave it around and cause a rebellion among the people!  BROTHERS!  SISTERS! Together these samples can be ours!!!!!!!! BWWAAAHHAHAHHAHHAAAAAA! 
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« Reply #127 on: 2016-04-26 12:31:20 »

Join me brethren! Today! We will snack until the sun goes down!
Oh shit here comes security, GRAB ALL THE SAMPLES!
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« Reply #128 on: 2016-04-26 12:37:16 »

And where do we go? There are cops outside! :o
Because of course, there are.
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« Reply #129 on: 2016-04-26 12:47:58 »

Pfff, eat them on the way out, obviously.
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« Reply #130 on: 2016-04-26 12:49:28 »

There are times when you have the best ideas. ;)
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« Reply #131 on: 2016-04-26 12:54:50 »

Why expect anything less :P
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« Reply #132 on: 2016-04-26 13:53:22 »

You had better eat those samples as you run out and get arrested.  At least make the last few moments on the outside, blissful. 
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« Reply #133 on: 2016-04-26 13:55:06 »

I plan too! *noms*
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« Reply #134 on: 2016-04-26 14:01:37 »

I could try and act like I have no idea why they are trying to detain me... but the garlic bread breathe would be a giveaway. 
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