:{The Democrats are tired of putting their political hopes on shrill harridans and aging Lotharios. They're looking to edge away from the Clinton- and Pelosi-era politics and sweep their potty past under the rug, and are desperate to get some new blood and a few younger faces in there. It's a bit too soon for Ay-Oh-Cee, thankfully....so they're stuck with these old dinosaurs, leastways until their girl has been fully groomed and prepped like the pretty little show poodle she is. She'll be 38, fully of age, in eight years...'til then, they need to put Biden in a freezer or something ,'til at least the 2026 midterms, to keep his decaying mind and body together.
Given his history of gaffes, the guy must be a riot on campaign stops...like taking peepaw to (insert your favorite buffet dining establishment, assuming any are still around in the age of coronabug) for dinner at 4:30 P.M-- just a fun night of outdated, ethnically-insensitive jokes and leering at the waitresses' tits when she refills the water glasses and puts fresh rolls on the table.