^ ha! Now we are in a different made up holiday day! It is International Tongue Twister Day and National French Dip Day! It is also National Pizza with the Works Except Anchovies Day! I can get along with that last one.
How do these new holidays get okayed? Is it corporate sponsorship? I mean, sandwiches, pizza, fruits, baked goods, even days dedicated to diseases.... shell out enough money, I bet you could get someone to declare this, I dunno, National Hemorrhoid Day.
[someone off-panel]
No, that was last month.
Got-dangit....