^ I don't think anyone has seen the movie except you.
I've seen it, and it was an amusing diversion... but seriously. C'mon now. There are other, better movies.
If all the questions were answered for us, succinctly and in a neat red bow, we wouldn't have the fun of
Fanon or
Riddles for the Ages. I can't tell you how many songs were ruined for me when I went online and learned the
real lyrics. The wrong words I sang at the top of my lungs for years were
so much funnier, dammit!