Better yet, what will people of the 2020s even be nostalgic for?
Well, I'm hoping Donald Trump will be hailed as the Teddy Roosevelt of our generation, or at least a Calvin Coolidge (though decidedly lacking his famous taciturness). But, yeah: Covid-19,
C.H.O.P. zones, cancel culture, men playing women's sports, the 2004 election seeing that dried-up old turd Biden supplanted by
Kamala the 100-day queen, Charlie Kirk's assassination--the first quarter of the twenty-first century reads like a Billy Joel song in Hell.
Hey, speaking of nostalgia, remember the days before YouTube, when you were too broke to afford to buy an artist's whole album, so you had to pop a blank cassette tape into your deck and wait, finger pressed on the record button 'til it trembled and the nail went white, for songs like this to play on the stereo so's you could record it?
f--- me, I'm so goddamn old.... 