Lul. My room finally had that stupid roommate mediation. Was total bull.
I knew this girl back in high school who told us a woman shouldn't have to wash her hands after going to the bathroom because you never use your hands, you just.... sit.
My safe space would have a mini-fridge, porn on the tube, Lil' Caesar's on speed-dial, and a personal assistant to... personally assist me.
Yeah, like a man-cave... or a home juice bar. Fountain drinks, comfortable chairs, plasma screen, pool table, maybe a couple of old-school arcade games or a pinball machine in the corner. It might even increase the home's value significantly.