So what's this thing I heard about the artist who did the portraits of former President and First Lady Obama putting "secret" sperm in all his work? Does that mean he paints images of sperm in the background of every painting, as sort of a dirty "Easter egg", or that he actually jerks off into the paint? I mean, I know good art is personal, and an artist should put a little bit of himself into everything he creates, but, uh,
damn....