Something funny to do.

[BoldBlue]

Soo.. i'm greasy?  whaa?

[Death Blossom]

*shruggles* Maybe people think people names Tess are greasy??

[BoldBlue]

  maybe??  Do I need to call a doctor for that er somethin?

[Death Blossom]

I don't know, are you going to start eating yourself like Billy started eating himself in the episode he turned into chocolate?

[NostradamusTheSeer]

Or like Homer Simpson when his head was turned into a doughnut?



And then there's this....


They might have to discontinue the product after certain--er--amorous injuries are reported....

[Death Blossom]

.....
I might actually consider doing shit with my BF if he wore that lol.

[Blurr]

I want a pack of those

[Death Blossom]

Why? You'll never use them. Or they'll expire before you get to use them.

[BoldBlue]

  ..... oookkaayy... bacon.. condoms...?  Yep.. good job world.. gooooood job.  It say ln the package "lubricated with baconlube".  I mean.. that's bound to cause some problems.. no wonder it was discontinued..

[Blurr]

Not to use, River. For novelty.

[1234]

@BoldBlue
It wasn't discontinued, but JUST by looking at the box, I can tell that there's a chance that it'll be. Sometime in the future.

[BoldBlue]

Ooh yeah, he said they might have to discontinue em.. I read it wrong.  But they probably should be yeah

[Blurr]

YEah these things won't last. I don't know if they smell or taste like bacon, but for me either one during sex can be a bit....unappealing.

[1234]

This is the very first post of this thread.

Here's something. Go to urban dictionary, and enter your first name. See what comes up.

And this is the latest post.

YEah these [bacon condoms] won't last. I don't know if they smell or taste like bacon, but for me either one during sex can be a bit....unappealing.

Tsk.

[Death Blossom]

Oh hush you, Numbers.

Anyway... We should probably stop.