(a la Jerry Lewis)Congratulations, nice chrysanthemum lady on your anniversary there, with the thing and the funny nose-makers and the cake with the candles for the blowing out and the wearing of little paper hats. Hoyl!...
(normal voice) I get all silly and punchy when I stay up too late. I really need to hit the sack.
We have no reason to track people. That's just not right to begin with.
Yeah, that's the sort of stuff you expect from
The Forum That Shall Not Be Named...not us. Still, I must admit when it's not
you on their s-list, what they dish up is quite intoxicating. I'm following a thread about the latest gossip on
Izzy Janke in another window as we speak. It's, like, was there a single, pivotal linchpin event that made her what she is today... that moment the people in her family and immediate social circle realized it was too late; bitch was simply too far out there? And how can they simultaneously exile their irredeemable, incorrigible daughter to a virtual academic Siberia--a fourth-tier cow college like Texas Tech--and yet invest the time, considerable money, and trouble to cover up for her? It's, like, if you're mafioso, and a member of the family has proven repeatedly to be an undependable, incompetent load and a drain on your resources, you don't go shuffling this dead weight from safe-house to safe-house to protect them and keep one step ahead of authorities: you kill 'em, or let either the Feds or a rival family do it for you, take this Fredo-lookin' a-hole off your hands for good. Throw 'em to the wolves, I say.
How can ya'all say burritos aren't Mexican? They are totally Mexican! Wikipedia even provides evidence to that. ...They were actually invented in Northern Mexico on the US border to El Paso. So it's a localized cuisine that took off in the southern US and northwestern Mexico. Not all of Mexico has a "traditional" burrito. Though there are earlier renditions of what we would call a burrito today from much earlier in time.
The perfect date:
She's, like, totally blissed out from that first bite.
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