Don't forget an orange jumpsuit if you are in prison!
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IIIIIIIIIIIIII...don't think he'd be in prison, unless he's got a secret wild life we don't know about. I mean, nothing gross like murder or sexual assault-- but, like, white-collar crime. Maybe pinched by the Feds in a massive insider trading scam perpetrated by shadowy higher-ups in the company he works for, I dunno...like one of the bean-counters who worked for, oh, what's-his-frig, Bernie Madoff. I bet a few of them did jail time for unwittingly laundering some dirty cash for one of his firms.
Y'know, the other day I did see some guys in orange jumpsuits picking up trash along the highway. I wonder if they were on a work-release detail? Hopefully those were just some jailbirds busted on light assault charges, routine traffic violations, and dumb stuff like peeing in public, not your more hardcore violent criminals....