Soooooooooo you would be our resident news anchor.
*Scoots into the room on a swivel chair and adjusts the chair so I can be seen from behind the desk. Then shuffles some paper all important like.*
Hello, I am Soda for the news. PSF News!
Today in the news...
*Looks at papers*
There is no news. Now for the weather.
Apparently I am the weather person too. There is a 100% chance I will...will.... AA....aaa.....Achew! ...Sneeze...