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Blurr
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« Reply #2277 on: 2021-04-08 06:28:59 » |
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And now, an excerpt from the Mad Max Fury Road review by the Nostalgia Critic.
Jim: Hey, look! Devil Boner's on her side! TRAITOR!
Malcolm: You ain't no man!
Jason: YEAH!
DB: And you are?! Christ! If you're in the future what being a man is, slap a fucking vagina on me! I'd much rather be a badass like her (Curiosa) than whiny little bitches like you! Hey, here's a thought! If you have to complain about how someone's stealing your manhood, chances are you never had your manhood to begin with! What are you, five?! You afraid you're gonna get cooties?! And how's that working out for you, anyway? Are women just falling at your feet because you bitch and complain about them online? Real chick magnet, guys! You must get laid a lot! You know what? Keep living in your mama's basements, because the grown-ups are gonna make a more badass world, and we don't need your cry-baby tears pussing it up!
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