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Title: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-11-28 14:23:23
Ever do dumb things, then wonder why you did it?


Post them below! 
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-11-28 14:24:18
So here is my first example.  This happened about five minutes ago.  I got up, and realized I had been sitting on a raisin.  I immediately picked it up and ate it... I don't even know why!   I had raisins maybe a hour early, but this raisin was completely flat, and tasted kind of weird... 
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: 1234 on 2016-11-28 14:50:52
Many years ago. Walks down the stairs at school. Spots a white pill on the stairs. Takes it. Inspects it.

EATS IT. Doesn't just swallow it, but really, EATS the darned thing as if it were an M&M or something.

Didn't suffer from any side effects, but I'm still kicking my butt for having been so stupid. :-\
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Miggs on 2016-11-28 15:12:55
I've done too many dumb things to count or remember
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2016-11-28 15:32:04
I'm trying to think of something great, but for now here is a common one.

It is raining outside, very cold, and chilly.  Do I bring a coat?  No.  I just walk out in my short sleeved shirt. 
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: RainySunshine on 2016-11-28 17:01:21
I feel it would be easier to answer the smart things I've done. 
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-11-28 17:04:05
Hm, I guess this was dumb. I let my roomie have a male guest over. No big surprise what was happening when I woke up from my nap haha
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Claof on 2016-11-28 20:30:40
I've done stupid stuff soo many times. Like when I got my foot suck in a pringles can.
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Miggs on 2016-11-28 20:33:47
How?
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-11-28 21:06:35
Take foot. Insert in can. Foot is now stuck.

But that reminds me of the time I almost broke my ankle trying to walk while my legs and feet were numb. I fell over haha.
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-11-28 21:48:26
I once ate a bowl of cooking grease mistaking it for mashed potatoes.
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Bird on 2016-11-28 22:31:04
A few months ago I had attended a cabaret that a few of my friends were in, and while trying to leave the parking lot, I drove over top of not one but TWO of those concrete parking bumpers.

I have no idea why I did it; I was either too eager to get out of the lot or just wasn't paying attention to what was in front of me. Either way, I wasn't thinking clearly about what I was doing, and I'm so glad that my car wasn't damaged because of it!
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-11-28 22:48:52
Whoa! Two of them?? That's crazy haha.
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Soda on 2016-11-28 23:00:44
I have... walked into a glass sliding door before.... I wasn't paying attention. 
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Bird on 2016-11-28 23:00:47
Yeah, right in a row. I drove over the first one and I'm pretty sure I actually, physically screamed "OH GOD," and then I drove over the second one and was like "WHY DID I DO THAT"
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Soda on 2016-11-28 23:01:47
Yeah, right in a row. I drove over the first one and I'm pretty sure I actually, physically screamed "OH GOD," and then I drove over the second one and was like "WHY DID I DO THAT"

If you didn't do damage that is pretty good.  must have some good ground clearance on that vehicle of yours. ;) 
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-11-28 23:04:37
Haha, wow, that's actually a little funny, I'm sorry lol.

And eeey, Soda, I've done that so many times. I've mostly walked into the sliding screen doors though. I did it so often at my friends house that they'd put post it notes on them. It was in he days when I didn't have glasses, so I'm guessing my shitty vision couldn't see the gray.
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Soda on 2016-11-28 23:08:26
Awww, Poor DB. ;D  Lol.  So you walked into the screens? 

I had a neighbor who had their dog run through their screen and break it.  They used classy duct tape to fix it, then realized how bad that looked the next day and replaced it. 
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: yasl on 2016-11-29 05:57:28
I have not yet stubbed any of my toes on the ceiling, which grants it a unique position amongst all other surfaces in my house.
Title: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-11-29 07:35:00
I've... walked into the sliding screen doors though. I did it so often at my friends house that they'd put post it notes on them.
That reminds me, I walked smack into a sliding glass door once.  It was like that scene in Tommy Boy.



Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Darrin on 2016-11-29 10:30:23
This is quite a funny topic.  Keep them coming. :)  I am working to think of something too.
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Miggs on 2016-11-29 13:00:52
I have not yet stubbed any of my toes on the ceiling, which grants it a unique position amongst all other surfaces in my house.
.....my god....

Also I almost tried to drink my soda from the can


without it being opened
Title: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-11-29 13:39:17
I once drank a can of soda in which my idiot brother had been putting out his cigarettes.   This is how I felt. (https://youtu.be/s5YgNMQtNiM?t=14)

Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-11-29 13:48:58
Oh ew! I've heard of people who do that, and people who've accidentally done what you did.
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: 1234 on 2016-11-29 13:51:31
That's not exactly doing a dumb thing, I think. I mean, how could've you known he'd been putting out his cigarettes in it?
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-11-29 14:06:39
Weight of the can when you pick it up.
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: 1234 on 2016-11-29 14:15:15
Mmyeah. :(
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: mysteryserpent on 2016-11-29 16:39:55
I was around 12 at the time and hid in a closet in hide and go seek game at my cousin's house, a person who didn't know me was it, and when she opened the closet I realized my hiding place was absolutely terrible. I froze and stayed as still as possible, and as she closed the door I thought she was going to touch me so I moved a little and said "you found me." She jumped a good 7 inches in the air and ran away screaming. Probably scarred her for life XD
Title: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-11-29 17:45:47
That's not exactly doing a dumb thing, I think. I mean, how could've you known he'd been putting out his cigarettes in it?

Weight of the can when you pick it up.

There was some soda still in it-- I just thought it was a half-full can sitting there, open, going to waste.

There's also that feeling you get when you're preparing supper and realize you've forgotten to buy an essential ingredient that day at the market, so you have to change your whole menu and put half-cooked food away for another night.
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-11-29 17:48:18
Truly rough, Nostra. It's happened to me before.
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-11-29 20:29:06
I was around 12 at the time and hid in a closet in hide and go seek game at my cousin's house, a person who didn't know me was it, and when she opened the closet I realized my hiding place was absolutely terrible. I froze and stayed as still as possible, and as she closed the door I thought she was going to touch me so I moved a little and said "you found me." She jumped a good 7 inches in the air and ran away screaming. Probably scarred her for life XD


That is awesome. ;D 
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-11-29 20:34:05
I once drank a can of soda in which my idiot brother had been putting out his cigarettes.


I am so sorry.   :o


Lets see.  So one time when I was in school, my friends and I went into a classroom after school, and sometimes we drew dumb stuff on the white boards with erasable pens.  Except this time it wasn't erasable.  It was a permanent marker.  It took a lot of soap and hard scrubbing to get it off.  No one came in and saw our mistake before we got it mostly off. 
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-11-29 20:38:40
That's happened before to a friend. Tip, hand sanitizer. Works like a charm. Just put some on and boom. It's gone.
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-11-29 20:40:18
That's happened before to a friend. Tip, hand sanitizer. Works like a charm. Just put some on and boom. It's gone.


My friend did that.  He put some on an eraser, but that is where it got weird.  He used the eraser, but it just bled black smudges all over the board that wouldn't come off.  So we had to use good old fashioned elbow grease and some graffiti remover we found in a supply closet. ;D 
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-11-29 20:49:28
.... Why would he put it on the eraser?? Like the fuzzy ones? Those are like already gross and full of the ink. You should put it on just point blank on the board itself and let it work the stuff off.

But good you guys managed to get it off.
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Miggs on 2016-11-30 13:24:27
Wouldn't it have been better to have used a cloth or something, like a paper towel?

Also I'm curious what yall drew now, lul.
How long ago was this?
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: RainySunshine on 2016-11-30 17:40:26
Wouldn't it have been better to have used a cloth or something, like a paper towel?

Also I'm curious what yall drew now, lul.
How long ago was this?

Manly men things.  That is my guess. 
Title: Re: Ever Do Dumb Things?
Post by: Darrin on 2017-01-19 12:21:58
Do dumb things?  No.  I only do great things.