You see what's getting poured into that mug in his icon? That ain't coffee (or tea), ayyy.
Well if I'm gonna be the bartender, here's something fun I made tonight for me and the gf. Adult Chocolate MilkshakeGet a good blender, dump about a handful of ice into it and crush it down to snow. Add three scoops of vanilla ice cream, a half a cup of whole milk, a shot of Godiva chocolate liqueur, a shot of pinnacle whipped vodka, and a shot of Crème de cacao. Cover it with chocolate syrup and blend. Makes two pints, give or take. You could swap the godiva or cacao for baileys or kalua I imagine.