The FBI says it's nothing. It was a rope tied as a loop to pull a garage door down. There is photographic evidence from the previous year of the same garage stall and many other garages had the same loop tie to pull down a garage door....
Oh, hell. Next someone will claim dog leashes are actually nooses for pets and that everyone who walks their dog on one is a Michael Vick-in-the-making.
Although I admit this photo
could conceivably be taken out of context by one of my enemies.
"Puppy torture. Oh no!" So... Super Bowl 2013:
halftime blackout scandal. Super Bowl 2014:
scandal erupts over Tom Brady's saggy balls. Super Bowl 2015: still reeling over that one nearly 16 months later; by then I've exhausted all my best "balls" jokes. Super Bowl 2016:
Beyonce's BLM support winds her up deep in b.m. (
not literally). Super Bowl 2017: minor controversies over
the choice of Houston as host city,
a beer spot, and
Lady Gaga (
I knew the precedings were already
frigged when I first heard she was doing the halftime show extravaganza). Next three years-- Justin Timberlake plays it safe, with no "
nip slip" reprise; fans disappointed, lowest fan turnout ever in a decade for Super Bowl 2019, and a
surprise victory for the Chiefs blows up Twitter, with special guest star Covid-19, respectively.
So what silly scandal will plague 2022's Super Bowl LV? BLM, again? #MeToo makes a surprise comeback after three quiet seasons and tries to take out a big-name quarterback in a sex scandal (
trust me; I've seen
some of these gals, and a kicker would be the best
they can hope for)? Coronabug, again? Any thoughts? guesses? speculation? Any bets on this year's fabulous football fan-fueled fartknockery?