You want to know one of the most worthlessly pointless shows on television right now? Total Dramarama... [It] follows the same characters... but as babies. It's horrible, stupid, and the perfect example of a show that never needed to be made.
It might have worked with original characters... and if it were made like fifteen, 20 years ago. Okay, CN, you're selling me a show about hyperactive, destructive toddlers basically torturing their caregiver, who appears to be a shell-shocked war vet about two days away from a nervous breakdown? Meh. It's cute enough for the basic cable 6-7 A.M. slot, next to fairly inoffensive shows like
Baby Looney Tunes,
The Wacky World of Tex Avery, and
Coconut Freds' Fruit Salad Island, but a big-time network audience demands better-- or, at least, it used to.
See, if the TD folks needed something to fill a time slot and meet contractural obligations, here's my idea: a competition in which dogs must complete in hilariously violent challenges and run the gantlet for a cash prize. And most of the mutts would be parodies of actual Internet "celebrity" pets and canine versions of celebs, reality TV show stars, and TV characters. One contestant I had in mind,
por ejemplo, would (ironically) be a nearsighted, dimwitted bulldog caricature of Bubbles from
Trailer Park Boys.
It's kind of like the Winchester Dog Show, with high explosives and dropping anvils.