Ever notice how inspiring and happy 80s songs are?
Yeah, and then just a decade later, it all got so depressing and cynical. The nineties' singers often mumble and slur angrily through loud, jangling guitar chords that drown out their often nonsensical lyrics. I mean, what happened to Alanis to turn her from this happy, bubbly Canuck pop diva--
--to the reigning queen of "riot grrl" alt-rock? Did Dave Coulier break her heart that badly? Was he really such a jagged little pill, or is it just supposed to be ironic? You oughtta know.