Stupid News

[RainySunshine]

^ You're right, that is ridiculous.    He was a great character that was much more then what a small group of people claim.  He was smart, had a doctorate, was married, successful, and lived the American dream!  How is that racist?  Is it because he is a different color?  Need I remind people that people ARE different colors?  Did they realize the Simpsons are yellow?  Are they mad about his voice?  Did I mention people have accents.... did I mention he is a cartoon character?  Don't they all have silly voices?

If they are mad about how Apu represents and Indian man.... why aren't caucasians mad about how Homer or Peter Griffin represent white people? 

Another example of how rampant leftism is ruining everything Period.

[NostradamusTheSeer]

Is it because he's been the focus of an number of episodes that makes him such a target? I mean, Cookie Kwan is an even more agregious stereotype of Asians, and no one's complained about her because she hasn't had a real DIL episode in the twenty or so years since her debut. Also, "Kwan" (and its various spellings) is usu. a Vietnamese or Korean surname, not mainland Chinese, but we have yet to hear the Simpsons writers taken to task for that.

Personally, as a man of Scots-Irish extraction man myself I'm looking to see Groundskeeper Willie step up and fill the breach left by Apu's absence. We've only had two Willie-focused eps in thirty-odd seasons, and it's a tragedy.

[Silverwing]

^ It's been awhile since I've seen something from you.  Glad to see you back, @NostradamusTheSeer .

[Wolfwood]

This is more gross than anything.

New Indonesian Craze: Teens getting drunk on boiled tampon juice.  (No pictures, don't worry)

[Kiwi]

Thats not just stupid... that's a health hazard.

[NostradamusTheSeer]

Sweet shades of George Costanza.

Yankees' general manager nearly arrested as suspected auto thief

Although, I'm looking at the pic, and he looks a bit more like an old, tired Jack Tripper.

[Wolfwood]

CONSPIRACY THEORY TIME!!!

CLAIM: "Goverment Forces NASA to cut ISS feed when UFO was spotted."

[MasterXtreme]

Police Finally Arrest Man Who Had Been Hiding In A Grocery Store For Months And Stealing Goods.  Pretty Much Living For Free....  Video attached.

[NostradamusTheSeer]

It wasn't Chuck Mangione, by any chance, was it...?       

Okay... stupid and gross.  Not safe for work, either, I wager.  Be warned.

[NostradamusTheSeer]

Man arrested for trying to self-isolate on a small island-- in the middle of Disney World park; says it was "paradise"

"Didn’t know it was a restricted area", despite signs posted everywhere... what was the man's last name, Magoo?

[Wolfwood]

Haha!

[RainySunshine]

Monkey Robs a Bank In India.

[Wolfwood]

Oh dear gosh no... DEAR GOSH NO.  Is this how the legendary tale of Chris Chan ends?

Internet Personality Arrested on Incest Charges

Internet personality Chris Chan was arrested on a charge of incest on Sunday and was booked in the Henrico County Jail in Virginia.

Chris Chan, otherwise known as Mrs. Christine W. Chandler Sonichu, is a webcomic creator, artist, blogger, and YouTuber.

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[NostradamusTheSeer]

   The decidedly unhealthy relationship between the two had been well-documented by self-appointed "Christorians" for years, so I can't say I'm entirely surprised by this news, but... now, where did I put that .gif of Brian Griffin vomiting for thirty solid seconds? Meh, I'll find it later.       What gets me is... Newsweek covered this? Newsweek?! You do interviews with movie stars, Presidents, and world leaders, and this is what you decide to give ink pixels to?-- a perverted, talentless scribbler from a podunk hick town who got caught schtupping his 80-year old mother in a Motel 6 off Route 5? Yeesh. 
 
 I've been following his adventures for the last eight or nine long years or so, even created a character based on the poor slob, and I do so hope this is the incident that finally ends in him getting the help he needs. It's no fun having that brainless, bumbling clown be the very warped yardstick we Southern indie webcomic artists all get measured against.     

[MasterXtreme]

The legend of Chris Chan ends worse than anyone could have probably imagined.  Yikes.  That is horrible of he did that to his very own mother who has dementia.  How disgusting and sad.