Non Sequitur

[Soda]

Chalkzone. 

[NostradamusTheSeer]

The rapist.

[Blurr]

Godzilla

[Soda]

(^LOL)

Chocolate covered almonds.

[NostradamusTheSeer]

Maruchan Instant Lunch Ramen noodles.

[Soda]

AnyPoneDrawn has started 58 topics. 

[NostradamusTheSeer]

My earwax is the color of sweet buttery caramel.

[1234]

(......... •_•;)

"You're the dumbest person I've ever seen."

"Beg your pardon? I'm very smart!"

"Well then. One plus one?"

"Eleven."

"No comment."

[Darrin]

[Death Blossom]

(that face is amazing)

[Silverwing]

(He knows he's a little turd).

[1234]

      ____
 __/____\_
|________|
  O        O

You spot a car. Do you...

A. Get inside and drive off?
B. Not get inside and keep walking?

"Hmm. Obviously, the car." *selects A*

          --_--
         (  -_    _).
       ( ~       )   )
     (( )  (    )  ()  )
      (.   )) (       )
        ``..     ..``
             | |
             | |       
          (=| |=)
        |______|
          O     O

The car explodes. You're dead. That's what you get for stealing.

"......wait, whaaa?"

Explosion done by NostradamusTheSeer.

[RainySunshine]

You could view that as an explosion, or you could view it as a rusted car with an oak tree growing through it. 

[Death Blossom]

(Non sequitur Rainy)

[Claof]

/execute @e[type=Item] ~ ~ ~ detect ~ ~-1 ~ stone 0 /summon tnt @e[c=1] {Fuse:10,NoGravity:1}