Non Sequitur

[Miggs]

The fucking clowns from left 4 dead 2 that just honk and honk and honk and honk and bring more fucking zombies

[Smiles2us]

I can't get my phone to turn on.

[Miggs]

bafomdad

[RainySunshine]

[ppl16]

its wabbit season

[Silverwing]

Remember when they used to have a piano player inside Nordstrom and Macy's stores?

[Captain Ridiculous]

[Anyponedrawn]

Lol! ^

Pine cones!

[Captain Ridiculous]

Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.

A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.

Swiss army knives are only like 8% knife.

When you're a kid, sexual jokes are considered adult content, but when you're an adult, they're considered immature.

It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly

I hate using Drano. You're literally pouring money down the drain.

"Probiotic" sounds a lot better than "bacteria infested."

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Technically, Humpty Dumpty died a crack head

Watching all these Hollywood people pretend they didn't know about Weinstein is some of the best acting they’ve done in years!

Limbo champion walks into a bar...he's disqualified.

Why the doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

I had to call my dog long distance. Good thing I had rollover minutes!

How much time has to pass before grave robbing is considered archaeology?

If someone says "I'm a sub-par golfer" does that mean they're good at golf, or bad?

If you boil a clown, do you get laughing stock?

I ate a shepherd's pie for lunch. He was pretty upset about it.

If your house doesn't have house numbers on it, you need to address that situation.

Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the heck is wrong with you.

Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.

Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back.

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[Rainberry]

Uhhh........ hi.

[NostradamusTheSeer]

You know what...?







...Chicken butt.   

[Miggs]

1.   "Overture"
2.   "Sinister Rouge"
3.   "Social Suicide"
4.   "Atheist Peace"
5.   "All There Is"
6.   "Los Angeles Is Burning"
7.   "Let Them Eat War"
8.   "God's Love"
9.   "To Another Abyss"
10.   "The Quickening"
11.   "The Empire Strikes First"
12.   "Beyond Electric Dreams"
13.   "Boot Stamping on a Human Face Forever"
14.   "Live Again (The Fall of Man)"

[FoxTail]

Shadow of darkness.

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