Non Sequitur

[Death Blossom]

Remember. The submandibular glands are caudal to the animals nose and ventral to the animals ears, along he median plane. The prescapular glands are on the median plane as well, rolling your hands down between the muscles between the animals chest and front legs. The popliteal glands are on the hind legs, caudal to the animals hock, nestled between the muscles of the hind legs. They should roll and "pop" out at you during palpation of the area. They shouldn't be too noticeable, but should be there like the submandibular glands. The prescapular glands should not be able to be felt at all. If so, there is a problem.

[MasterXtreme]

While the new instruments are nice to look at, super-cheap black plastic still dominates most of the rest of the view on the dash and doors. On higher-end grades like the Premier (it replaces the LTZ trim level for 2017) there is a color strip of faux leather for the dash and door panels, and piano black trim around the seven-inch infotainment screen and HVAC controls. These changes are possible because designers purged the plethora of semi-useless slots and cubbies from the 2016 model, crafting a cleaner and more uniform dash for 2017.

[NostradamusTheSeer]

(walks out onstage)

(chugs a can of root beer)

(belches; holds it for ten whole seconds)

(Applause)

[Claof]

Darth Sion, the Lord of Pain, was a Sith Lord who lived in the time of the Old Sith Wars. As a Sith Marauder in the Great Sith War, Sion fought for Exar Kun's Sith Empire until the day he was struck down. Rather than die, though, Sion found that by calling on his pain, anger, and hatred, he could rise from certain death and achieve immortality, at the cost of all-consuming agony. With a body fractured and decomposing, but held together by the dark side of the Force, Sion survived the Great Sith War.

[Darrin]

Habeas Corpus.

[NostradamusTheSeer]

[1234]

WARNING: OUTDATED.

Behold, the most useless list ever made.

But first, just a reminder.

Parentheses: ( )
Brackets: [ ]
Braces: { }
Chevrons: < >

Smileys that were formerly unlisted, will be marked with this: ***

Numbers Inc. creations will be marked with this: ***

Newly added smileys which I had nothing to do with, will be marked with this: ***

And now for our feature presentation. ^^

LIST OF SMILEYS
"Mustache" (colon; left brace) ***
"Smiley" (colon; right parenthesis)
"Wink" (semicolon; right parenthesis)
"Cheesy" (colon; uppercase D)
"Grin" (semicolon; uppercase D)
"Angry" (right chevron; colon; left parenthesis)
"Sad" (colon; left parenthesis)
"Shocked" (colon; lowercase O)
"Cool" (eight; right parenthesis)
"Huh?" (three question marks)
"Roll Eyes" (two colons; right parenthesis)
"Tongue" (colon; uppercase P)
"Embarrassed" (colon; hyphen; left bracket)
"Lips Sealed" (colon; hyphen; uppercase X)
"Undecided" (colon; hyphen; backslash)
"Kiss" (colon; hyphen; asterisk)
"Cry" (colon; apostrophe; left parenthesis)
"Teasing" (semicolon; lowercase P) ***
"Very Pleased" (circumflex; hyphen; circumflex) ***
"Laugh" (colon; two right parentheses) ***
"Police" (uppercase C; colon; hyphen; right parenthesis) ***
"Annoyed" (two colons; vertical bar) ***
"Happy Tears" (colon; apostrophe; right parenthesis) ***
"Blush" (colon; hyphen; right bracket) ***
"Nervous" (colon; "nervoussmile"; colon) ***
"Stunned/Shocked" (colon; hyphen; zero) ***
"Heart" (left chevron; three) ***
"Noseblow" (two right chevrons; left parenthesis; right parenthesis) ***
"Thumbs Up" (circumflex; lowercase B; hyphen) ***
"Ok" (left parenthesis; lowercase A-O-K; right parenthesis) ***
"Thumbs Down" (uppercase P; two right chevrons) ***
"Peace/Victory" (three left chevrons; uppercase V; three right chevrons) ***
(left bracket; "excited"; right bracket) ***

Click [more] and you get more.
"Pinkie Pie Sneeze" (uppercase P; two equal signs; uppercase D) ***
"Achoo!" (two equal signs; right chevron; colon; right parenthesis) ***

UNLISTED
"Afro" (uppercase O; zero)
"Angel" (zero; colon; right parenthesis) Currently doesn't seem to work... 0:)
"Evil" (right chevron; colon; uppercase D)

And finally, there is this one, but I haven't figured out its code yet... if it has one. But maybe not, as it is simply the base for most of the smileys you see above.
"Blank"


And that takes care of all the smileys we got. Yeah, I have too much time on my hands. XD

[Claof]

Flip a coin!

[Darrin]

DARRIN DOLLARS!

[1234]

(That was kinda related to Claof's post, Darrin...)

I'm a cop!

[Silverwing]

Whole Foods is expensive. 

[Claof]

"What is Dark Matter?" - a YouTube video, just posted by Thoughty2.

[Anyponedrawn]

Quack, quack.

[1234]

Last night, I was sleepwalking.




Darn it.

[Claof]

Rock beats scissors.