Oh boy!
I got a really weird one. Think I had it last summer...
Basically, I was walking with a group of second or third-graders, who were being led by a heavily-built military woman (don't ask, I don't get it either)... and she takes them to this playground. Yes. A playground. And in the middle of nowhere. And I mean NOWHERE.
Then, she (rudely) orders the kids to go and play. I just stay and watch, unsure of what situation I seemingly put myself in.
Then, there's one of the kids who's about to go down a slide. Said slide looks like it could fall apart any second. The kid had noticed, and tried to tell the woman. "I don't wanna go down, it's gonna break." But she ordered him to go down the slide all the same. So he did. And midway through, CRACK. Part of the slide fell down along with him. Landed pretty hard. He was okay though, but shaken.
Then, the woman said this. "Why the $&#% did you go down that slide if you knew it was gonna break apart?!"
•_•
I saw red. I walked up to that gentle lady and told her "PARDON ME? That kid insisted on not going down the slide, and you FORCED him to do it all the same! AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO ASK HIM WHY HE DID THAT?!"
She tried to justify herself, but I said "NO. SHUT UP. I've had enough of seeing you being so abusive to these kids." So I took the part of the slide that had fallen, and WHACKED HER IN THE FACE WITH IT. REPEATEDLY.
The funny thing is, it did nothing to her. Wasn't bleeding or anything. All the while I was hitting her, she kept trying to talk with a straight face only to be interrupted with each hit she took.
Then I woke up.
Craziest dream I've ever had. But also the most satisfying. First time I had the courage to stand up to an abusive person. XD
Even if I was a bit too violent. ^^'