Thanksgiving Gas Prices to Break Record High...
Speaking of "gas" and breaking:
King Chuck's Royal Side-Piece Has A Few Choice Words to Say About Pres. Biden Repeatedly Ripping Them at Climate Change Talks...I mean, got-dangit, can't that dust-brained mummy even hold his toots in for, like, an hour or two during a public event? They probably stuck the old goat in the back at Queen Elizabeth's funeral 'cause they worried he'd start stinking the place up... Or maybe he got confused and thought it was
his mother they were burying... Frigging national embarrassment.
"I was lying there dead for over a week and I swear I didn't stink as much as that guy did. Whew!"