Mom and daughter marry each other...
I've read some great porn that started out with that line.... Wait, did I say that out loud? Oops...
It's the look of the girl's face in her mug shot that really sells the story. It's all, "I'm Mommy's favorite... in every way imaginable." Plus... this was her
second incestuous marriage. What does she have a ticket that they punch every time she ties the knot with a relative? If she marries two more kin, then her fifth violation of the laws of God and man is free.
Say, did you know incest is legal in New Jersey? That was their mistake, see-- trying to do this in the Midwest. They should have made the drive east and done it up right.
Brown University giving men tampons too.
Do I wanna know where I'm supposed to stick 'em?...