The Lounge => General => Topic started by: HulkbowSMASH on 2016-08-03 15:12:18
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: HulkbowSMASH on 2016-08-03 15:12:18
Welcome to Non Sequitur, the thread for deliberate senselessness, or sense out of context. "Non sequitur" is Latin for "it doesn't follow;" ie, it has no relation to that which precedes it. The rules of the game are simple: Post something which has nothing to do with previous posts in here. (Also don't make replies to other threads in here.)
The day that love came to play.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2016-08-03 16:25:57
And then I lobbed him one in the face.
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Post by: Smiles2us on 2016-08-03 16:31:50
Enriched flour (bleached wheat flour, malted barley flour, niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid), water, high fructose corn syrup and/or sugar, yeast, soybean oil and/or canola oil, contains 2% or less of the following: salt, wheat gluten, calcium sulfate, calcium carbonate, ammonium sulfate, ammonium chloride, dough conditioners (may contain one or more of the following: sodium stearoyl lactylate, datem, ascorbic acid, azodicarbonamide, mono- and diglycerides, ethoxylated monoglycerides, monocalcium phosphate, enzymes, guar gum, calcium peroxide), sorbic acid, calcium propionate and/or sodium propionate (preservatives), soy lecithin.
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Post by: HulkbowSMASH on 2016-08-03 21:15:27
It's bigamy, it's big o' you, why it's big o' all of us!
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Post by: Kyrl on 2016-08-03 21:25:45
Stranger, you be a-trespassing on mah dirt farm.
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Post by: Rainberry on 2016-08-03 23:50:28
Unprotected laughter.
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Post by: HulkbowSMASH on 2016-08-04 02:06:30
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?
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Post by: yasl on 2016-08-04 03:04:17
Yes, but I don't inhale.
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Post by: Darrin on 2016-08-04 10:11:18
Dr. Livingston I presume.
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-08-04 12:25:47
Oh, hi, Mark.
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2016-08-04 16:14:45
10621 Bloomfield St. Ste 12 Los Alamitos, CA 90720
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Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-08-04 16:33:34
(I hope that's no ones address)
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Post by: Kyrl on 2016-08-04 20:05:29
why is rum gone?
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Post by: Claof on 2016-08-04 20:45:35
The Large Hadron Collider smashes fundamental particles together at 99.99% the speed of light, creating tempatures of 10 trillion+ degrees and causing black holes (smaller than a proton) to form.
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2016-08-04 21:36:10
It is. IT IS. It is apparently the address to a warehouse.
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Post by: Grapefoot on 2016-08-05 23:27:46
You take the sausage, and you slap it down on the grill.
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Post by: HulkbowSMASH on 2016-08-06 00:38:57
Number 32: The lady lies with her left leg planted firmly on the ground and the right hand waiting. The gentleman with the melon switches on the battery and places his left thigh on the edge of the swivel table, keeping the neck of...
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Post by: Claof on 2016-08-06 00:56:43
Never buy a kangaroo, if you own a pet watermelon.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2016-08-08 23:04:50
If I had eight hours to chop down a tree, I’d spend six sharpening my axe.
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-08-08 23:08:52
People are painting the street teal.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2016-08-08 23:10:03
Wind, sleet, and snow.
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Post by: Kyrl on 2016-08-08 23:16:46
Earth, wind, and fire
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2016-08-08 23:17:49
Jefferson Airplane.
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-08-08 23:27:45
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the f#%k do you think you're talking to? Oh yeah? OK.
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Post by: Soda on 2016-08-08 23:31:16
Save 20% using this code MISCHIEF20 at HPB.com.
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Post by: Claof on 2016-08-09 01:40:26
My pillow is made out of cream cheese.
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2016-08-09 15:33:39
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Post by: Darrin on 2016-08-12 11:55:25
Gangster.
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-08-12 11:58:25
Time is the indefinite continued progress of existence and events that occur in apparently irreversible succession from the past through the present to the future.
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-08-12 15:14:28
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Post by: Rainberry on 2016-08-12 16:04:17
Dan In Real Life soundtrack by Sondre Lerche.
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Post by: Blurr on 2016-08-12 17:33:51
Freedom is the right of all sentient beings
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Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-08-12 18:13:48
Fish are most definitely food.
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Post by: Blurr on 2016-08-12 18:34:56
Sonic 06 is the best sonic game of all time
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-08-12 18:37:55
White is so frickin' white.
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Post by: Claof on 2016-08-12 20:08:12
function kill(part) local f=script.Parent.Fire:Clone() f.Parent=part.Parent.Torso f.Enabled=true local s=script.Parent.Smoke:Clone() s.Parent=part.Parent.Torso s.Enabled=true local c=script.Parent.SlowKillScript:Clone() c.Parent=part.Parent c.Disabled=false end
script.Parent.Touched:connect(kill)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2016-08-12 20:20:44
(http://i.imgur.com/HfXR5xO.jpg)
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-08-12 20:41:37
Narwhals, Narwhals Swimming in the ocean Causing a commotion 'Cause they are so awesome
Narwhals, Narwhals Swimming in the ocean Pretty big and pretty white They beat a polar bear in a fight
Like an underwater unicorn They've got a kick-ass facial horn They're the Jedi of the sea They stop Cthulhu eating ye
Narwhals They are Narwhals Narwhals Just don't let 'em touch your balls Narwhals They are Narwhals Narwhals Inventors of the Shish Kebab
Narwhals They are Narwhals Narwhals Narwhals Narwhals!
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-08-13 11:05:36
...............
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2016-08-13 11:10:30
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Post by: Blurr on 2016-08-14 18:30:58
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2016-08-15 21:57:02
Old man Jenkins.
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Post by: Claof on 2016-08-15 23:33:23
"Dying while you alive? That shit sucks!" - Gattor Martin
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Post by: Miggs on 2016-08-16 09:40:18
Ocean man, take me by the hand, lead me to the land that you understand Ocean man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip Ocean man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land
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Post by: Darrin on 2016-08-16 09:44:25
Live and let die.
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-08-16 09:49:01
(Dang it! I was going to make a 007 reference! :'()
YOU FOLLOWING ME, CAMERA GUY?
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Post by: Smiles2us on 2016-08-16 09:51:37
Numbers Inc.
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-08-16 09:57:06
Advertising. :P
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Post by: Miggs on 2016-08-16 09:58:26
K N O W L E D G E
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Post by: Smiles2us on 2016-08-16 09:58:45
Sour Cream statue of Socialist icons dot the tiny riverfront town of Effelump, Latvia.
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-08-16 10:05:07
R.I.P. OLDSMOBILE August 21st, 1897 ~ April 29th, 2004
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Post by: Smiles2us on 2016-08-16 10:07:09
Grummelstomp is one of the glorious villages were you can partake in the annual foot stomping of your beloved or best friend.
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Post by: Miggs on 2016-08-16 10:07:51
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Post by: Smiles2us on 2016-08-16 10:11:13
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-08-17 00:43:03
Roses are red Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This shit doesn't.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-08-17 06:24:19
(Guys this is non sequitur. Your posts aren't supposed to relate to the previous post. That's for te ther topic Hulk made.)
Slowly turning fan slowly racks up my steps.
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-08-17 10:37:41
Heeere's JOHNNY!
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2016-08-17 10:38:39
1978 photo of the Bronx in New York. During the peak of crime and poverty before new reforms and ways of policing were introduced making New York one of the safest major cities in the world.
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-08-17 10:56:44
(breaks wind loudly)
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2016-08-17 11:10:59
I'm eating an apple.
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Post by: Claof on 2016-08-17 12:16:03
Prehistoric Marine Life.
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Post by: Grapefoot on 2016-08-17 17:09:21
"If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around them will deprive the people of all property until their children wake up homeless on the continent their Fathers conquered.... I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.... The issuing power should be taken from the banks and restored to the people, to whom it properly belongs." - Thomas Jefferson.
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Post by: Blurr on 2016-08-17 18:12:04
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Post by: Claof on 2016-08-17 18:22:01
Hockey Mask.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2016-08-17 18:59:36
Psy.
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-08-17 20:15:46
Did you know that when you run head first into a wall, it hurts like heck? :)
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-08-17 20:40:30
If you rearrange the letters in "peanuts", it spells "stun ape".
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Post by: Blurr on 2016-08-17 20:48:01
Together they make the deathly hallows
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-08-28 08:37:32
I, the undersigned, shall forfeit all rights, privileges, and licenses herein and herein contained, et cetera, et cetera... Fax mentis incendium gloria cultum, et cetera, et cetera... Memo bis punitor delicatum!
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Post by: Claof on 2016-08-28 11:22:21
My phone currently has 21% charge.
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-08-28 11:36:23
Did you know that when the headphone jack on your iPod breaks, it's really frustrating? :)
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Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-08-28 11:38:48
I'm finally at my real home.
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Post by: Miggs on 2016-08-28 11:43:33
9 hours of drawing
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Post by: Claof on 2016-08-28 11:48:24
Bagel Bites.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-08-28 22:40:05
Churros.
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Post by: Claof on 2016-08-28 23:15:42
Lipton
ICED TEA PEACH FLAVOR WITH OTHER NATURAL FLAVORS
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-08-28 23:20:41
Rembrandt.
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Post by: Claof on 2016-08-28 23:37:12
Title: 'Member...?
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-10-04 18:58:39
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2016-10-04 20:33:57
In quantum mechanics, the uncertainty principle, also known as Heisenberg's uncertainty principle, is any of a variety of mathematical inequalities asserting a fundamental limit to the precision with which certain pairs of physical properties of a particle, known as complementary variables, such as position x and momentum p, can be known.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-10-04 22:13:52
Remember. The submandibular glands are caudal to the animals nose and ventral to the animals ears, along he median plane. The prescapular glands are on the median plane as well, rolling your hands down between the muscles between the animals chest and front legs. The popliteal glands are on the hind legs, caudal to the animals hock, nestled between the muscles of the hind legs. They should roll and "pop" out at you during palpation of the area. They shouldn't be too noticeable, but should be there like the submandibular glands. The prescapular glands should not be able to be felt at all. If so, there is a problem.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2016-10-04 22:22:32
While the new instruments are nice to look at, super-cheap black plastic still dominates most of the rest of the view on the dash and doors. On higher-end grades like the Premier (it replaces the LTZ trim level for 2017) there is a color strip of faux leather for the dash and door panels, and piano black trim around the seven-inch infotainment screen and HVAC controls. These changes are possible because designers purged the plethora of semi-useless slots and cubbies from the 2016 model, crafting a cleaner and more uniform dash for 2017.
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-10-04 23:47:45
(walks out onstage)
(chugs a can of root beer)
(belches; holds it for ten whole seconds)
(Applause)
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Post by: Claof on 2016-10-05 07:45:39
Darth Sion, the Lord of Pain, was a Sith Lord who lived in the time of the Old Sith Wars. As a Sith Marauder in the Great Sith War, Sion fought for Exar Kun's Sith Empire until the day he was struck down. Rather than die, though, Sion found that by calling on his pain, anger, and hatred, he could rise from certain death and achieve immortality, at the cost of all-consuming agony. With a body fractured and decomposing, but held together by the dark side of the Force, Sion survived the Great Sith War.
Smileys that were formerly unlisted, will be marked with this: ***
Numbers Inc. creations will be marked with this: ***
Newly added smileys which I had nothing to do with, will be marked with this: ***
And now for our feature presentation. ^^
LIST OF SMILEYS :{ "Mustache" (colon; left brace) *** :) "Smiley" (colon; right parenthesis) ;) "Wink" (semicolon; right parenthesis) :D "Cheesy" (colon; uppercase D) ;D "Grin" (semicolon; uppercase D) >:( "Angry" (right chevron; colon; left parenthesis) :( "Sad" (colon; left parenthesis) :o "Shocked" (colon; lowercase O) 8) "Cool" (eight; right parenthesis) ??? "Huh?" (three question marks) ::) "Roll Eyes" (two colons; right parenthesis) :P "Tongue" (colon; uppercase P) :-[ "Embarrassed" (colon; hyphen; left bracket) :-X "Lips Sealed" (colon; hyphen; uppercase X) :-\ "Undecided" (colon; hyphen; backslash) :-* "Kiss" (colon; hyphen; asterisk) :'( "Cry" (colon; apostrophe; left parenthesis) ;p "Teasing" (semicolon; lowercase P) *** ^-^ "Very Pleased" (circumflex; hyphen; circumflex) *** :)) "Laugh" (colon; two right parentheses) *** C:-) "Police" (uppercase C; colon; hyphen; right parenthesis) *** ::| "Annoyed" (two colons; vertical bar) *** :') "Happy Tears" (colon; apostrophe; right parenthesis) *** :-] "Blush" (colon; hyphen; right bracket) *** :nervoussmile: "Nervous" (colon; "nervoussmile"; colon) *** :-0 "Stunned/Shocked" (colon; hyphen; zero) *** <3 "Heart" (left chevron; three) *** >>() "Noseblow" (two right chevrons; left parenthesis; right parenthesis) *** ^b- "Thumbs Up" (circumflex; lowercase B; hyphen) *** (aok) "Ok" (left parenthesis; lowercase A-O-K; right parenthesis) *** P>> "Thumbs Down" (uppercase P; two right chevrons) *** <<<V>>> "Peace/Victory" (three left chevrons; uppercase V; three right chevrons) *** [excited] (left bracket; "excited"; right bracket) ***
Click [more] and you get more. P==D "Pinkie Pie Sneeze" (uppercase P; two equal signs; uppercase D) *** ==>:) "Achoo!" (two equal signs; right chevron; colon; right parenthesis) ***
UNLISTED O0 "Afro" (uppercase O; zero) (http://psfforum.com/Smileys/default/angel.gif) "Angel" (zero; colon; right parenthesis) Currently doesn't seem to work... 0:) >:D "Evil" (right chevron; colon; uppercase D)
And finally, there is this one, but I haven't figured out its code yet... if it has one. But maybe not, as it is simply the base for most of the smileys you see above. (http://psfforum.com/Smileys/default/blank.gif) "Blank"
And that takes care of all the smileys we got. Yeah, I have too much time on my hands. XD
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Post by: Claof on 2016-10-09 21:21:02
Flip a coin! (http://justflipacoin.com/)
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Post by: Darrin on 2016-10-10 13:19:33
DARRIN DOLLARS!
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-10-10 13:33:05
(That was kinda related to Claof's post, Darrin...)
I'm a cop! C:-)
8)
O0
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Post by: Silverwing on 2016-10-10 15:51:56
Whole Foods is expensive.
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Post by: Claof on 2016-10-10 17:56:38
"What is Dark Matter?" - a YouTube video, just posted by Thoughty2.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-10-11 21:44:36
Quack, quack.
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-10-13 18:48:16
Last night, I was sleepwalking.
Darn it.
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Post by: Claof on 2016-10-13 20:22:29
Rock beats scissors.
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-10-13 21:23:27
DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! ... SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
Oh!!... You came here for an argument?... I'm sorry-- this is abuse!
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Post by: Claof on 2016-10-13 21:27:02
The observable universe is only 5% matter and energy. The other 95% is dark matter and dark energy.
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2016-10-23 22:30:59
DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! ... SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!!!
Oh!!... You came here for an argument?... I'm sorry-- this is abuse!
Can I give this a thumbs up and a note that it deserves a thumbs up.
Now for my unrelated post. ----------------------------
I like chickens Eddy.
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Post by: Claof on 2016-10-24 07:18:27
Headless Head (https://www.roblox.com/catalog/134082579/Headless-Head)
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2016-10-24 21:55:34
Enter your verification code and submit.
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Post by: Claof on 2016-10-28 12:24:57
Quod universum est super tresdecim sescenti annos veteris.
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-10-28 20:39:27
Ketoacidosis.
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2016-10-31 21:19:10
Fractured cheese.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-10-31 21:19:29
Florence Nightingale.
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2016-10-31 21:22:16
Cracker jack.
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Post by: Claof on 2016-10-31 21:46:42
I would like to comment on posts above me, but this is non sequitur.
(You could just add a comment inbetween brackets. Kinda like I'm doing now. ;))
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Post by: Soda on 2016-11-18 20:56:28
(Thanks)
Cheeseburger. I want a cheeseburger.
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-11-19 16:07:52
... So the woman says to the guy, "So would I. Mine's as big as a hat." (http://bigstupidtommy.blogspot.com/2008/11/as-big-as-hat.html)
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-11-20 19:26:38
This is the "angel" smiley.
0:)
It looks like a ::) with a frisbee on its head.
??? Weeeiiird...
Now, here is the "laugh" smiley. :)) It might just be me, but I could've sworn that it was on the list back when this forum was made. Nowadays, said list has the "grin" smiley instead. ;D
They're both similar. Here's a comparison. :)) "laugh" ;D "grin" The "grin" has a bigger smile. :)
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Post by: Silverwing on 2016-11-20 22:23:58
(What? How did you make an angel smiley? There is not emoticon for that to choose from, at least for me. (It doesn't even look like a Halo over and angel))
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Post by: Claof on 2016-11-20 22:41:39
(This is how (https://jpst.it/PDlr))
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Post by: Smiles2us on 2016-11-20 22:42:30
(0:)) :)
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-11-20 23:49:37
0 : )
(Without the spaces. You couldn't find it because it isn't listed on any Simple Machines forum: they intended it to be an "easter egg", they said. Take a look at my list (http://psfforum.com/index.php?topic=524.msg36643#msg36643), I've updated it sometime ago. ;))
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2016-11-21 01:12:18
( O0 )
Rudabegas. <--Spelled wrong!
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Post by: Miggs on 2016-11-21 13:36:25
It's the Keypone poisoning-Minamata Keypone poisoning-Minamata At the grimy Kepone Factory
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-11-21 14:09:22
Ginger root.
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Post by: Claof on 2016-11-21 14:45:13
http://endless.horse/ (http://endless.horse/)
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-11-21 17:17:51
Florence.
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Post by: Claof on 2016-11-21 17:43:36
"If you can't write it down in English, you can't code it."
-Peter Halpern
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-11-21 19:02:31
Free association.
;)
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-11-21 19:14:07
Joshua Tree.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-11-21 21:24:45
5-9 Romeo, maintain 4,000, turn right 120 Romeo. Preparing final approach.
5-9 report the airport in sight, Romeo.
5-9 reports the airport in sight, Romeo.
2-4-9 descend and maintain 2,800.
Descend and maintain 2,800, 5-9 Romeo.
Keep your speed in descent, I am going to make you number one for the airport. I will need you to keep you speed up, there is traffic behind you.
Copy, we will keep the speed up, Romeo.
Visual approach 2-4 right, clear to land Romeo.
Clear to land, 2-4 right, 5- Romeo.
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-11-21 21:33:32
I have cheese in my mustache.
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Post by: Soda on 2016-11-21 21:34:21
(Yowza. What would you say if I spilled food in my lap?)
(I would personally call you a messy eater then hand you a towel.)
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-11-22 15:29:52
With Quick-Reply you can write a post when viewing a topic without loading a new page. You can still use bulletin board code and smileys as you would in a normal post.
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Post by: Miggs on 2016-11-22 18:55:10
I am no one but I'm well known for I am the man with the dogs.
Title: Non Sequitur Joke 2
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-11-22 19:08:10
...So the guy says, "Gimme a couple of minutes, and I can take 'em both out with just one bullet." (http://www.jokesmannia.com/one-bullet-cheating-wife-partner/)
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Post by: Claof on 2016-11-22 19:36:48
Ego missae hanc.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-11-22 21:11:01
From professional translators, enterprises, web pages and freely available translation repositories.
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-11-26 11:09:25
I'm gonna steal the Statue of Liberty.
I'll paint it back to its original copper color.
Who's with me?
Nobody?
I can't paint it alone, you know.
YOU MEAN I BOUGHT 200 GALLONS OF COPPER PAINT FOR NOTHING?!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2016-11-26 11:24:09
You have been DEPORTED.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2016-11-26 11:24:45
(Is that meant to be related to my post? If so, you know it shouldn't be. :P If not, sorry. ;D)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2016-11-26 11:25:46
(It isn't related, unless you would like me to deport you to.... Namibia)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2016-11-26 11:26:14
(Sorry, sorry. •_•; XD)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-11-26 11:27:22
Welcome to WALMART! Can I direct you to the correct aisle?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2016-11-26 12:35:44
Google translate can be funny at times (http://imgur.com/a/pH03y)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2016-11-27 19:26:17
:'(
This smiley needs a hug. *hugs the smiley*
:D
The smiley's feeling better!
:-* *kiss*
.........a bit too much. •_•
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2016-11-27 19:36:20
Hotdogs, come get yer hotdogs!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2016-11-27 20:29:46
Gold is a chemical element with the symbol Au and the atomic number 79. In its purest form, it is a bright, slightly reddish yellow, dense, soft, malleable and ductile metal. Chemically, gold is a transition metal and a group 11 element.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-11-27 23:11:44
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Post by: Claof on 2016-12-01 20:40:01
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-12-05 22:11:35
How rude. (http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/monkey-flipping-off-middle-finger-funny-comedy-animal-chimpze.jpg)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2016-12-05 22:56:56
(Did not expect a post like that from you, Smiles) Lol!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2016-12-06 23:55:47
(http://i.imgur.com/Qb6fXFq.gif)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2016-12-07 00:16:18
Went to go see the Amish Christmas lights.
(http://i.imgur.com/k4mSoFc.jpg)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-12-07 14:41:04
(Wouldn't an Amish Christmas light display just be a bunch of candles?)
Idea for story: a dyslexic man with a girlfriend named "Lana". Hilarity ensues.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2016-12-07 17:05:23
I get it, I get it. :) No lights. Darkness.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-12-07 18:17:24
Bacon and eggs.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2016-12-07 20:12:02
Ego non habent rubra equus.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2016-12-07 20:12:45
Twinkies are the best friends I ever had.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2016-12-07 20:12:49
Almonds.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2016-12-07 20:13:28
Eels do not belong in the sky.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2016-12-07 20:19:17
Walnuts.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2016-12-07 20:30:43
Magic.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2016-12-07 20:34:54
Pecans.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-12-07 21:17:45
Pack up your troubles in your old kit-bag, And smile, smile, smile, While you've a lucifer to light your fag....
(http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120105093504/areyoubeingserved/images/thumb/b/b1/29-9988.JPG/250px-29-9988.JPG) "I say...! How cheeky!"
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130316205143/cowchicken/images/f/ff/Red-guy.jpg) "I'm the devil-- and even I'm offended by this!"
...And smile, smile, smile.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2016-12-07 21:45:47
Ugh.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2016-12-07 22:38:02
I would not recommend sticking a flagpole in your microwave.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-12-08 21:12:28
I got a great big d--k that's good for lickin'!... It makes an ass outta Kentucky Fried Chicken!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2016-12-10 10:35:00
Now it is 1984
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-12-10 10:35:30
Time is ticking. No time.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2016-12-10 13:20:24
Once you hold the prongs of the electrical device, make sure to lick the tip with your tongue, and make sure no electrical current is still being discharged.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2016-12-10 13:43:30
My mom left her coffee cup in my room :/
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-12-10 15:29:44
Grease is not a country.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2016-12-17 22:52:20
32 degrees.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2016-12-19 00:25:28
Florida Man
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-12-19 00:26:57
King Kong.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2016-12-19 00:28:49
USB.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2016-12-19 00:31:13
Brain death! Mind Death, School damage! Straight A's!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: FoxTail on 2016-12-19 00:31:32
Comb.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2016-12-19 11:00:30
Welding.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-12-22 15:23:41
As a rule, society frowns on serving anything to anyone that is, or was at any time, something even remotely resembling pee. (http://readcomicbooksonline.com/reader/Ultimate_Spider_Man_2000/Ultimate_Spider_Man_2000_Issue_098/2)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2016-12-22 18:31:24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-5yKZx8M5E
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2016-12-22 23:59:12
Momma cracked corn and I don't care.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-12-23 00:22:14
My tooth is killing me.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2016-12-23 00:25:16
- Well, uh, boss, I couldn't get the yellow line centered quite well...
- Mm-hmm?
- So, uh, I went through the same road about two dozen times, just to make sure!
- .........
- ^^'
- I'd say you're fired, but since I'm not gonna clean THAT up, I'll let you keep your job.
- I dunno if I should be happy or not.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2016-12-23 15:20:08
(This is why you don't give those kind of jobs to the visually impaired)
Dance, dance, dance!
Title: You've heard of The Onion? This is "The Scallion".
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-12-23 16:20:31
Plans are under way to air the infamous "lost" episode of Everybody Hates Chris.
The successful series about comedian Chris Rock's childhood growing up in the infamous Bed-Stuy area of Brooklyn, New York was cancelled eight years ago, and this episode, considered "too hot for broadcast" at the time, has never aired in the U.S. Its existence is known only in blurry bootlegs, and it iss rumored to have only been broadcast on pirate stations in Turkey, Soviet Georgia, and remote parts of Greece and Lebanon.
The unaired installment is officially titled "Everybody Hates That Thing, You Know, Where You're Sitting There Taking A Poop, And It Falls Straight Down And Then It Hits The Water So Hard That A Little Splash Of Water Comes Up Out of The Toilet And, Like, Hits You Right In The Middle Of Your Butthole", but Channel Six has been hyping it simply as "Everybody Hates Everybody".
A Turkish spokesman says that while the episode's six-and-a-half minute stop-motion animated sequence is "fun and imaginative", with a delightful reference to Little Shop of Horrors, the CGI in the sequence with the flaming automobile wreck looks "phony and conspicuous". The reviewer also found the ending too self-referential and confusing "leaving more questions asked than answered".
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2016-12-29 16:46:30
When you think about it... 2016 is the same year as any other year that has preceded it, and that will follow it. Whatever events happened to occur during 2016, did not change anything about 2016. Here's why.
2016 is just a number. 2015 was a number. 2017 will be a number.
Some things have happened during 2015, and some things will happen during 2017. But that won't stop them from just being numbers. Because, when you think about it, why are there years? Why are there months? Why are there weeks? Why are there days, hours, minutes, seconds? Couldn't time just be time, without any unit of time? Why do we need "years"? They're just numbers.
...
Aw, what the heck. I'm too young to understand that kinda stuff, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2016-12-29 23:06:07
( It's takes a guy named, Numbers, to tell us about numbers. )
Whoopla.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-12-30 08:30:18
What your dog is doing right this minute.
(CUT TO a dog licking a smiling girl on her face.)
What your dog was doing five minutes ago.
(CUT TO a dog licking his nutsack.)
The end.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-01-02 22:14:07
2017 is here.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-01-08 10:10:32
I can use my mind to control the way this nice little forum works. >:D
For example. F-WORD FILTER, DISABLE YOURSELF!
Let's see if it worked...
fuck
YES!! ;D Turning the filter back on...
fuck
I'm the king of the world. 8)
ETA February 2017: Aaaaaand now this makes no sense anymore, since the filter has really been disabled. XD
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Death Blossom on 2017-01-08 11:12:15
(Wait what! How the! How!?)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2017-01-08 11:44:06
Sour cream.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-01-08 12:11:15
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-01-08 19:03:25
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-01-08 19:37:08
Guess who's had a headache for the past 24 hours. :/
LP, I sympathize with you. >_<
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Death Blossom on 2017-01-08 19:54:15
Tension headache, I'm guessing? That sucks man. Drink water. And eat food. Might help.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-01-08 19:59:18
(Careful, this is the Non Sequitur thread. Not even sure why I posted that here. :o Don't worry, doing everything to make that headache go away. First time I've had such a long headache...)
Do you know where your children are?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-01-08 20:06:11
My custom lightsaber that I may or may not buy. (http://www.saberparts.com/#/configure?code=10.163.4.22-3.92.4.0-2.63.4.0-1.41.4.0-7.152.45.0-5.144.0.0)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-01-08 20:41:45
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-01-10 15:32:12
(a la Karl Childers) I been listenin' to a lot of that AM talk radio here in the nervous hospital... mmmmm.... this feller was talkin' about Russian hacking and how folks is all bent out of shape about it. I say that sounds a mite rude, this Rooskie a-hackin' all over the place. A feller oughta cover his mouth a'fore he starts t' coughing, so's he don't spread germs ever'place. Ain't nobody wants to catch no Commie cold bug... or a Red flu. Mm-mmmmmm. And that's all I's got to say about that.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2017-01-10 16:34:21
While cleaning the attic, Joan and Harry found an old stub for some shoes they left at the repair shop 10 years ago. They thought it would be funny to go to the shop and see if the shoes were still there. So they did. They handed the stub to the repair man who took it and looked in the back. He came out again and said, "They'll be ready on Wednesday."
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-01-10 17:36:19
Title: Sound effects writers need to be more careful....
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-01-11 11:27:24
"Maybe if I fap." (http://readcomicbooksonline.com/reader/The_Batman_Strikes/The_Batman_Strikes_Issue_023/8)
Right up there with the classic "I command you to wank!" (http://cdn2-www.craveonline.com/assets/uploads/gallery/captain-americas-greatest-moments-in-comics/capwank.jpg)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-01-11 12:47:37
Repeat after me... A clown will not bite me and throw me in the basement.... (http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/seinfeld/images/6/6f/The-opera-picture.jpeg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/270?cb=20110916231241)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-01-13 18:16:38
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Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-19 20:04:19
tiny brain
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Death Blossom on 2017-01-19 20:05:02
(This is non sequitur Blurr).
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-01-19 20:06:06
(Again, Blurr? XP)
Ceiling fans are fans of the ceiling.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-19 20:06:09
(Right sorry. I'm running at 18 hours awake right now.....editing)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2017-01-19 20:12:23
Partly cloudy.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-19 20:16:22
ryan Stiles vs Colin Mochrie
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2017-01-19 20:24:38
Helping hand.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-19 20:48:34
15% or more on car insurance
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-01-19 21:04:05
I'm currently eating cheez it's.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-20 16:53:57
Hey I'm Grump
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Death Blossom on 2017-01-20 17:03:46
(I'm not so Grump!)
Food from around the world.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-01-20 17:49:35
Mad Libs is fun.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-20 18:00:55
Off the wall
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2017-01-20 18:02:06
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-01-20 18:13:35
If a person is deaf from birth... what language are his thoughts in?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-01-20 18:38:59
“The forgotten men and women of our country will be forgotten no longer."
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-20 21:59:14
I know what you're thinking What's Barney been drinking? That girl was smoking hot
Yes I coulda nailed her But no it's not a failure 'Cuz there's one thing she is not
To score a ten would be just fine But I'd rather be dressed to the nines It's a truth you can't refute Nothing suits me like a suit
Picture a world where all the boys and girls Are impeccably well dressed That delivery guy in a jacket and tie That puppy in a double-breast
That '80s dude with mutton chops That baby with a lollipop That lady cop who's kinda cute Nothing suits 'em like a suit
Wingman I can wear They're oh so debonair The perfect way to snare A girl with daddy issues
In navy blue or black Check out this perfect rack I want to give them a squeeze
Oh really? Then answer these questions If you please
What would you do if you had to choose Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.
What would you say If you gave your suits away In return you'd never grow old? Suits.
What would you pick One million chicks Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.
What if world peace Were within your reach... Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.
Two... Three... Four!
Girls will go and girls will come But there's only one absolute Every bro on the go needs to know That there's no accepted substitute
I'm sorry suits, let's make amends My Sunday best are my best friends Send casual Friday down the laundry chute
'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute Like a... wait for it... Suit!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-01-20 22:08:59
12.5k
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-01-20 22:14:36
(listening to that song with the lyrics "I ain't got gas, I ain't got gas"....)
Well, I do. (raises leg and farts)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-20 22:15:50
12 parsecs
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-01-20 22:48:11
Frank.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-20 22:49:14
Stroganoff
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-01-20 22:50:36
Baseball.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-20 22:52:38
Tinkleburn
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-01-20 22:54:00
Mr. Bean
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-20 22:55:09
Lamborghinipig
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-01-20 23:02:14
Bread
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-20 23:06:44
hatorade
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2017-01-20 23:36:18
With Quick-Reply you can write a post when viewing a topic without loading a new page. You can still use bulletin board code and smileys as you would in a normal post.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-21 14:40:55
bulldogs and shih-tzus crossbreeding is called making a bullshit.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2017-01-21 17:37:59
The largest number of children born to one woman is recorded at 69. From 1725-1765, a Russian peasant woman gave birth to 16 sets of twins, 7 sets of triplets, and 4 sets of quadruplets.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-01-21 20:11:31
E=mc2
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-01-21 23:17:06
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2017-01-28 18:09:49
(I can listen to a song I like, easily a 100 times in one sitting, whether long or short. I also get upset if a song I love is too short, because I wished they could have developed it more, or had a longer chorus. You all know songs that you feel didn't fulfill their potential).
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-01-28 18:12:13
(Yeah I get what you mean. Although, the song I put up there is 28 seconds long; it's just simply mocking how some songs are super artsy with all these solos and eventually go to be 12 minutes long. This one in particular mocking the band "Yes")
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2017-01-28 18:15:32
(Oh cool, I will have to go listen to it then.
An example of a song that I feel could have been excellent, but never went all the way was the song, "Harmony (https://youtu.be/Qh123TonnOc?t=91)." I love the chorus, but not a fan of the non chorus. I wish it could have kept the chorus "aura" through the whole song, and it could have been magnificent. That's just a personal example. Then you also got songs that are too short to develop in being awesome)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-28 18:18:30
Condoms are only 97 percent effective
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-01-28 18:18:55
(Ooooh yeah I totally get what you mean on the whole chorus thing. It kinda just feels like you just listen to the song for the chorus, right?)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-01-28 18:20:38
BOOM!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-28 18:21:40
(I think a couple people need River's and I's off-topic chat. XD)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Death Blossom on 2017-01-28 18:22:40
(Okay, yeah. Move it to off topic or the PSF chat).
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2017-01-28 18:28:21
Michael Moore in a speedo.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-28 18:28:48
ACDC
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2017-01-28 18:29:20
Green light.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-01-28 18:29:28
Spanish Bombs
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-28 18:32:12
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-01-28 18:32:35
Parrots.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-28 18:33:34
YOU BETRAYED SHIVA!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2017-01-28 18:34:12
Genie's in lamps.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-01-28 21:33:20
I watch a video. I think it's good. I decide to tell the uploader.
"Say, you're really good at this. :)"
His response?
"I am."
>_>
TRUE STORY
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-01-28 21:47:39
( Ugghhhh. Real confident or a real jerk. )
Wolf.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2017-01-29 10:32:39
The mathematics puzzles the assault around the thinking speaker. The champion hardens opposite the broke punch. The imperative incompetence subsidizes whatever requisite. Will a tremendous justice dictate? The carpet secures the hurt onion into the concern. Opposite the scene responds the lyric. A won eagle frowns across a mouse. Any first communist leaps. The on slot disappears into the fat misprint. A scotch comprises whatever trouble. The contrast experiments on top of the blanket academic. The preceding taste overlaps beside an am chicken. The bogus warehouse surfaces. How can the farewell bake his offhand faucet? The hardware rebuilds the initiate. A silver dead gossips under a lavatory. The fairy voter abides. Over your breed discriminates the assistance. A religion confuses a width above another popular saint. Fart orbits near poop. Poop buggers a seeking correspondence outside whatever table. The whatsoever cider blinks poop under the historic residence. Fart ministers to poop into the erased misuse. paranoid crafts the childish resolve. With the hotel pauses the shoulder. How will Rainbow Dash relax above our mug? Rainbow Dash wrongs a lifestyle opposite a faced scrap. The prejudice stunts any whim. Why won't Rainbow Dash habit an echo? Our hardware trips on top of the extant bump. The eccentric parody ghosts the failing air. A generic scum mouses the silicon against your dubious successor. How does the pro piece the daring affair? Our wrecker mends. Its sharp problem winds a slash under the miserable paradise. The costly sponsor bicycles past the adjusted copyright. Our wallet details the smell behind the unavoidable jail. A wine thirsts into the novel scrap. The race scotches a behavior near a tremendous envy. The diagonal fears inside the factual goodbye. A lifetime strains against a raising inhabitant. How does the requisite thesis enter after this trilogy? The mechanism waves inside a friendship! The incorrect receiver gloves a lunch.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2017-01-29 13:18:33
Alaskan Bull Worm.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-01-29 14:36:13
Facebook.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2017-01-29 17:32:04
DARING DO in MINESHAFTED.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-01-30 16:56:05
Captain K'nuckles!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-01-30 16:56:31
Flapjack
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-01-30 16:57:40
Tom Brady!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-01-30 16:58:25
Crumpets.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-01-30 20:54:34
(does Woody Woodpecker laugh)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-01-31 16:16:22
Old Spice.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-01-31 17:28:44
We've hit a stall. Everyone stopped posting!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2017-01-31 17:31:54
9,995.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-01-31 17:32:38
Cool beans!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2017-01-31 17:32:45
9,997.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-01-31 17:32:50
Top toe!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2017-01-31 17:32:58
9,999.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-01-31 17:33:12
10,000TH post for the month of January, 2017!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2017-01-31 17:33:19
A deed is done.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-01-31 17:34:15
Egypt.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-01-31 17:34:21
That should've went in Free Association, you guys. :P
Not you, Claof. You do a great job. ;)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2017-01-31 17:35:48
We broke it up. APD said his thing, I said mine. He didn't relate them to me.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-01-31 17:36:07
Darrin Dollars.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-01-31 17:36:30
......I gotta read better.
WordPad.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-01-31 17:37:38
Clean linen.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-01-31 17:46:21
Ego non duodeviginti annus veteris.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-01-31 18:38:13
Sperm dumpster.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-01-31 21:03:16
Impotence is a horrifying thing.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-01-31 21:19:16
Strawberry jam.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-02-01 15:03:12
Uh blurhruhr, Hyperactive Child take 4.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2017-02-01 16:29:01
Assistant Planner.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-02-01 17:50:36
Fax me.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-02-01 18:10:52
All of a sudden Henry Cavendish farted into the sitting room.
(A young man runs into the room, pulls his pants down, and breaks wind mightily.)
I'm sorry, the ink on my script is smudged-- that should read, "He darted into the room."
(HENRY CAVENDISH looks disgustedly into the camera.)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-02-01 18:24:03
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-06 14:06:33
(Nice. ;) I think I made it too easy, though. :-\)
Dark purple.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-02-06 14:59:41
We surely shall see the sun shine soon
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2017-02-06 19:37:05
Hawaiian shirt.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-02-06 21:03:24
Could The Flash pass gas and then run fast enough to get away from his own stink cloud?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2017-02-06 21:38:04
I think a lot of the conflict that happened in the Wild West could’ve been avoided had architects in those days just made their towns big enough for everyone.
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Post by: Blurr on 2017-02-06 21:54:07
Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2017-02-06 21:59:12
Creamed corn.
Title: Is this the Non Sequitur thread?
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-02-06 22:03:27
Does the Pope (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=is%20the%20pope%20catholic%3F) shit in (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Does%20a%20bear%20shit%20in%20the%20woods%3F) a Volkswagon (https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=A86.J3bcYplY6l8ArRUPxQt.;_ylu=X3oDMTByb2lvbXVuBGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzcg--?qid=20080408121540AAZUP3z&p=take%20off%20their%20hats%20popes%20in%20a%20volkswagen)?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2017-02-06 22:07:55
With Quick-Reply you can write a post when viewing a topic without loading a new page. You can still use bulletin board code and smileys as you would in a normal post.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-02-06 22:08:47
fuzzybutts
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-02-06 22:09:06
I wet my pants.
From the other side of the room.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2017-02-06 22:10:22
I'm feeling happy.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-02-06 22:16:03
GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2017-02-06 22:22:30
Who draws all those "wikihow" pages? They are usually drawn very well.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-02-06 22:23:09
(sings that weird repeating chorus part of that "Gold" song)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2017-02-06 22:24:25
The music group Train has unveiled a new high-end California wine named for their best-selling album "Drops of Jupiter". Not to be outdone, one former member of the group has announced that he's planning to market his own cheaper brand, which will sell for $1.98 a bottle and be called "Dribbles from Uranus".
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-07 16:26:52
I'm gonna try... RED!
Link to homepage. (http://psfforum.com)
Oh. Uh... blue?
Link to homepage. (http://psfforum.com)
Urrrgh! Purple?
Link to homepage. (http://psfforum.com)
*sigh* Welp. BBcode does have its limits: you can't color links. :-\
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-02-07 18:05:30
WHO WANTS A FREE POST?! FREE POST? ANYONE WANT A FREE POST! GOOD FOR ANY WEB FORUM!
(http://i.imgur.com/JiF92IE.gif)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-02-07 19:14:00
But the charts say....
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-02-07 19:15:20
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-02-08 22:06:59
Identity-based motivation theory (IBM) is a social psychological theory of human motivation and goal pursuit, which explains when and in which situations people’s identities or self-concepts will motivate them to take action towards their goals.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-02-08 22:09:02
rusty metal
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Post by: Claof on 2017-02-08 22:15:46
Porcupine.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-02-08 22:17:08
Poop.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-02-09 02:02:02
Egalitarianism has nothing to do with eagles.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-02-09 15:53:15
2014 - 2017.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-09 19:47:37
"Whaddya gonna do... you gonna kick me in the naaads?"
"Am I gonna do it? Yes. When am I gonna do it? Don't know. Could be tomorr-- NOW!!" *KICK*
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2017-02-09 19:49:00
I wear my sunglasses at night.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-02-09 20:56:40
Patrick Star Fictional Character
Patrick Star is a fictional character in the American animated television series SpongeBob SquarePants. He is voiced by actor Bill Fagerbakke, who also voices numerous other characters on the show. Wikipedia (https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=19&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwil2r-W3oTSAhVJ82MKHR4KDCUQmhMIjAEwEg&url=http%3A%2F%2Fen.wikipedia.org%2Fwiki%2FPatrick_Star&usg=AFQjCNG-xwnNcxQiyvSVxVUQEi-Tt4TZbQ&sig2=N2q073FQEGH3lbvh_8bJgw)
Residence: 120 Conch Street, Bikini Bottom, Pacific Ocean Interests: Annoying Squidward, Mermaids, Doing nothing, Playing, Eating, Jellyfishing, Sleeping Occupation: Inventor, Landlord, Chum Bucket fry cook, Doctor, More (https://www.google.com/search?q=patrick+star+occupation&stick=H4sIAAAAAAAAAOPgE-LSz9U3SK6yrKgw0NLITrbSzy6IzynXLy7Iz0tPTcpPik_OSCxKTC5JLbLKT04uLUgsyczPAwA2DsjaOAAAAA&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwil2r-W3oTSAhVJ82MKHR4KDCUQ44YBCJcBKAEwFg) Education: Mrs. Puff's Boating School, Middle School, Community College Awards: Wrestling Champions, Dance Club, For doing nothing longer than anyone else Color: Coral Pink
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-02-09 20:58:06
Friends are family you can choose
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-10 12:02:31
Did you forget to put something to search for?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-02-10 15:09:22
IHOP Come Hungry, Leave Happy
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-02-10 21:45:14
we love to see you smile. get happy, i'm loving it
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-02-10 21:46:07
Make Canada "eh"cellent again.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2017-02-11 08:35:21
The Leftorium (http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Leftorium) is a store located in the Springfield Mall that specializes in products made especially for left-handed people.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-02-11 15:38:17
The following post may contain language, adult situations, violence, and brief nudity. Viewer discretion is advised.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-02-11 16:44:19
It would be horrifying, if they gave Sinbad ANOTHER TV show.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-13 18:58:47
So I was playing this cheap-looking Flash game, "Never Ending Level Game". It had 300 levels.
On day 2 of playing it, I reached level 113. (I admit I had a walkthrough to help me here and there. ::))
Level 113 had this looong paragraph I needed to read. I couldn't click or do anything else. So I went to look at the walkthrough on another tab. And while I was, suddenly, there was this woman scream (followed by Psycho-like strings). I figured, "meh, some strange ad that popped up on one of my tabs".
No. It came from THE GAME ITSELF. I clicked its tab, and there was this weird image of a guy doing something unnatural with his eyes, zooming in and out.
O_O
Then, a message scrolled up, saying that the game was a screamer the whole time, and that I wasted my time playing the first 112 levels.
•_•
Theeen, the screen displayed "APRIL FOOLS!" and the game resumed like normal.
>_>
TRUE STORY(And it happened today.)
For those interested, I gave up on level 137, IIRC. The game was becoming too boring and repetitive for me.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-02-13 20:40:48
(You must have a lot of time on your hands)
Skeet.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-13 23:47:40
(Too much, Wolf. Waaaay too much. XD)
Latex.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2017-02-14 17:27:12
LOVE.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-02-14 19:03:43
Sequins......... lol.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-14 19:14:52
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-02-15 15:39:15
What do you wish you spent more time doing five years ago?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-15 15:47:03
(Might wanna post that on Ask It, Answered. ;))
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-02-15 15:49:33
(It was non sequitur. I don't want people to actually have to think.)
Yellowknife.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-15 15:56:51
(Oh okay. And hey, you can't go twice in a row. :P)
Boredom.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-02-15 15:58:41
Dawson City.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-15 15:59:46
I've fallen, and I can't get up!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-02-15 16:00:06
Grandpa Spankenhiemer.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2017-02-15 16:17:18
Alvin Tostig.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-15 18:47:00
:-[
SMF really needs to create a blushing face that smiles.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-02-15 19:41:41
Teacup poodle.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2017-02-15 22:56:22
"And" backwards is "DNA."
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-16 12:21:09
Oh hey, look what I made. ;)
(http://i.imgur.com/6OBjVDq.png)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2017-02-16 15:01:09
^ That is a cute smiley. :) I wonder if we can add that to our emoticons.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-16 15:29:42
(Parentheses for convos, Darrin. ;) But that'd be great if we could. :D I hope we can remove that white BG. If you'd like a few more emoticons, I could make'em. ;D)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-02-16 21:10:40
Turkey soup.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-16 21:15:02
With Quick-Reply you can write a post when AAARGH that one's been done too many times.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-02-16 21:26:59
Fine linen scent.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-16 21:56:15
:'(
...
(http://i.imgur.com/wYrPu8H.png)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2017-02-16 22:50:36
(Happy tears! Cute!)
12345.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-02-17 00:36:19
I came in like a wrecking ball.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-02-17 14:27:26
5+5=55.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-02-18 20:22:17
What's my name?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-02-18 21:27:06
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-02-23 17:04:40
(Oh lord, MasterX, noh)
TONIGHT ON UNSOLVED MYSTERIES FIND OUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT BIG FOOT
UPDATE: APPARENTLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT, SO FUCK HIM
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-23 17:48:51
Growing a mustache.
(http://i.imgur.com/Nr0XZtS.png)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-02-26 22:48:01
A butterfly beat me up today :(
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-27 12:01:47
SOME PEOPLE STAND IN THE DARKNESS... AFRAID TO STEP INTO THE LIGHT...
...that actually sounds creepy. •_• *looks in the basement to see if anyone's there*
*even though THEY'RE ALWAYS HERE*
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2017-02-27 17:04:37
Tonight on UNSOLVED MUSTARD.
We talk about MUSTARD MURDERS that have gone unsolved... then we talk about BIG HAND. The mysterious BIG HAND who roams the mountain tops.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-27 20:12:25
List of films considered the worst Thank you, Wikipedia, for this oh-so-wonderful list I adore.
1930s Maniac (1934) Reefer Madness (1936)
1940s No Orchids for Miss Blandish (1948) The Babe Ruth Story (1948)
1950s Glen or Glenda (1953) Robot Monster (1953) The Conqueror (1956) Fire Maidens from Outer Space (1956) Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)
1960s The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961) Eegah (1962) The Creeping Terror (1964) The Horror of Party Beach (1964) The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies (1964) Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) Monster a Go-Go! (1965) Manos: The Hands of Fate (1966) A Place for Lovers (1968)
1970s Myra Breckinridge (1970) Zaat (1971) An American Hippie in Israel (1972) Bat Pussy (unknown, possibly 1973) •_• At Long Last Love (1975) Exorcist II: The Heretic (1977) The Swarm (1978) I Spit on Your Grave (1978) Caligula (1979)
1980s Heaven's Gate (theatrical version, 1980) Inchon (1981) Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981) Mommie Dearest (1981) Dünyayı Kurtaran Adam (The Man Who Saved the World) (1982) Howard the Duck (1986) Ishtar (1987) Nukie (1987) Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987) The Garbage Pail Kids Movie (1987) Leonard Part 6 (1987) Hobgoblins (1988) Mac and Me (1988) Things (1989)
1990s Troll 2 (1990) Highlander 2: The Quickening (1991) Cattive ragazze (Bad Girls) (1992) North (1994) Dis – en historie om kjærlighet (A Story About Love) (1995) Showgirls (1995) Striptease (1996) Le Jour et la Nuit (Day and Night) (1997) Batman & Robin (1997) The Avengers (1998) Cinderela Baiana (Bahian Cinderella) (1998) Fatal Deviation (1998) Parting Shots (1999) The Underground Comedy Movie (1999)
2000s Battlefield Earth (2000) Honest (2000) Freddy Got Fingered (2001) Glitter (2001) Swept Away (2002) The Master of Disguise (2002) Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever (2002) Ben and Arthur (2002) From Justin to Kelly (2003) The Room (2003) Gigli (2003) Sex Lives of the Potato Men (2004) •__• Catwoman (2004) Daniel – Der Zauberer (Daniel – The Wizard) (2004) Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) Alone in the Dark (2005) Aag (2007) Epic Movie (2007) I Know Who Killed Me (2007) Disaster Movie (2008) Meet the Spartans (2008) The Hottie and the Nottie (2008)
2010s Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010) The Last Airbender (2010) Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star (2011) Jack and Jill (2011) That's My Boy (2012) Run for Your Wife (2012) Movie 43 (2013) Fateful Findings (2013) Humshakals (2014) Kidnapping, Caucasian Style! (2014) Saving Christmas (2014) United Passions (2014) Dirty Grandpa (2016) Guardians (2017)
THE END?
Man. I spent a lot of time transcribing this list. And all this for a Non Sequitur post. Why the heck do I give myself so much trouble for the sake of Non Sequitur-ness? ???
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-02-27 20:19:43
I like how as the decades get closer to now, there are more worst films. :)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-27 20:23:27
(MASTERX, NON SEQUITUR!! DX You're right, though. What's wrong with the world nowadays? XD)
rutiuqeS noN
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-02-27 20:27:00
Vesontio.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2017-02-28 18:44:44
Drama.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-02-28 20:00:30
AND NOW, FOR A DOSE OF DIABETES, BROUGHT TO YOU BY NUMBERS INC.
(>'.')> --(you wanna hug? no?)
(YOU wanna hug?)-- <('.'<)
Yes.
<(^.^)> --(Yay!)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-03-01 21:53:21
The Hamburglar!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-03-03 21:56:17
Fun game to waste an hour of your time (http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/628969)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-03-04 16:18:11
My grandmother just tried lowering the TV volume USING THE PHONE.
TRUE STORY
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2017-03-04 16:21:55
Miggs is awesome!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2017-03-05 17:55:32
Read the news section about important information regarding site contacts.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-03-07 22:53:18
I shall present myself to you. My name is Wilhelm, and I have one thing to tell you.
AAAUURGH!!
Get it? Wilhelm? The Wilhelm scream? Heh. Heheh. Heheheh. No? Okay.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2017-03-08 08:24:36
Nigel Thornberry.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Umbreon on 2017-03-08 09:59:06
Hmm I randomly started to spit fireballs how interesting :D
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2017-03-08 21:37:20
St. Elmo's FIRE!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-03-09 10:18:53
(Non Sequitur, Soda, gosh darn it.)
I hate ageism. :'(
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Umbreon on 2017-03-09 10:25:46
I wonder what fire type move I can learn next.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-03-09 11:34:21
Alan Smithee was a pseudonym used by motion picture directors who disowned the productions they worked on.
It is also MY REAL NAME. (Not really, but let's say it is.)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-03-09 15:55:04
Whats going on, Alan?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-03-09 16:02:56
(What's going on, is that nobody remembers what "Non Sequitur" means. :P Gawd I'm so mean.)
Now you see me.
Now you don't.
Now you see me 2.
Aw crap.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-03-09 17:17:48
You're on a one-way ticket to Pluto!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-03-09 17:18:40
Sparta.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-03-09 20:51:57
"Lana" spelled backwards is "anal".
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-03-09 22:29:15
Logitech.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Death Blossom on 2017-03-10 16:16:38
P==D Holy shit.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-03-10 16:24:37
(Yeah, Smiles added it yesterday. Neat, eh? ;))
I love Dr. Pepper. •.•
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Death Blossom on 2017-03-10 16:26:33
(Why P = = D though? I don't get the code for it. But whatever)
Flying
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-03-10 16:32:27
(Indeed. Something like ":pinkiesneeze:" would've worked. What does P = = D stand for? :o)
Jump to: (Please select a destination:| V) (go)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2017-03-10 16:56:55
Collision Repair.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-03-10 17:02:18
141 years ago, they said "The telephone is inherently of no value to us".
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-03-12 21:22:06
(YOU TWO *points at topic name* XD)
(35 seconds too late. :'()
PSF rocks.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-03-12 21:33:35
Stones forever.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-03-13 14:55:54
(Rocks = stones? Can't tell if it's Non Sequitur or not. I've become crazy. :'()
Octarine: the eighth color. No. Actually, it is, to me at least, the seventh color.
Because, one of the original seven colors, is indigo. Which is simply a darker blue. So there's no sense in including "indigo". •_•
Hence why I think there are six colors and not seven, and octarine would need a new name.
......gawd I think too much.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-03-13 17:37:30
The area's importance largely results from one-third of the world's shipping sailing through its waters and that it is believed to hold huge oil and gas reserves beneath its seabed.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2017-03-13 22:42:40
If you were in the heart of Japan today, you could have ridden on a giant wooden wiener (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanamara_Matsuri)....
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2017-03-15 19:52:44
Narfnoodle!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-03-15 21:10:12
Dynex.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-03-22 12:33:10
It sucks to feel conflicted.
Ever been in a situation where you don't know who's right and who's wrong?
Ever been in a situation where you feel like everything could collapse?
Ever been in a situation where you feel like you're gonna lose someone?
Ever been in those situations, and you just can't keep your cool when talking to somebody?
It sucks to feel conflicted.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2017-03-22 15:53:54
(^ Yes, yes on all those. Sometimes there isn't an easy answer, but it may help to get a third party who knows of the situation and ask their unbias opinion. Hope it works out for you, Numbers. )
Corn tortilla.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-03-22 22:12:06
I should really be doing something productive. Instead, I decided to look up pictures of cats covered in mustard :/
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-03-22 22:16:26
F***ing BUBBLES!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Captain Ridiculous on 2017-03-23 14:25:46
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-03-23 19:58:14
I was in Walmart today and I got my leg stuck in the shopping cart. An employee had to help me get it unstuck.
Title: Think about it for a minute....
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-03-23 21:08:12
All was well until the Silent "E"-had paid a visit to a respected local Boston pub....
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-03-23 21:09:55
(What the heck? Lol *Sings along* Silent E!!!!!)
Hubert.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-03-23 21:15:14
The "Free Association" topic surpassed the "This or That" thread in posts, only to have the "This or That" topic re-pass the "Free Association" thread.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-03-26 00:40:02
Just spent 30 minutes converting 100+ nonillion (with 33 digits) into roman numerals. I don't know if I should be proud of this achievement or not.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-03-27 21:20:41
It's Sue's $300 fart all over again. (https://twitter.com/PatriciaHeaton/status/831728107660808193)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2017-03-28 14:12:11
I didnt eat lunch today....Im trying to be smol.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-03-28 15:28:52
I'm a very fast typer. Sometimes I completely mess up a word because I almost never look down at my keyboard. However, I went to correct it and this is what it thought I meant.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-03-28 15:44:06
Dec. 8, 1959 J. M. FURFORD CRANBERRY PICKING-AND PRUNING MACHINE 3 Sheets-Sheet 3 Filed Oct. 22. 1957 In F w mm hm INVENTOR.
Application October 22, 1957, Serial No. 691,740
4 Claims. (Cl. 56-330) This present invention relates to the general art of power driven harvesting machines and more particularly -to a machine which is especially constructed and proportioned to harvest cranberries and to at the same time out the upstanding bushes which are not wanted. This machine is comparable in its handling to a two wheeled wheelbarrow or cultivator where the operator walks behind the machine and adjusts it to conditions as the machine moves over the ground by power supplied by its own internal combustion engine. The picking device itself acts to comb the berries off of the fruit producing tips of the vines. The berries and prunings are then engaged by a vertical elevator that moves them up an incline and finally deposits them in a receptacle or sack toward the rear of the machine.
In the past a number of machines have been provided for the purpose of picking cranberries but those that have been observed do not provide the adjustability under the immediate control of the operator to a degree where the machine can be immediately readjusted to varying conditions. The cranberry bogs where cranberries are grown commercially have irregular ground surfaces and then the bushes grow more densely in certain areas than others and this calls for convenient adjusting means that can be quickly actuated to adapt the picker to widely varying conditions. It is believed that this present machine fully meets the exacting requirements of a successful cranberry picking machine.
The principal object of this present invention is to provide a comb-like picking arrangement for picking.
cranberries so they may be handled in a manner to prevent bruising or crushing the berries.
A further object of this present equipment is to provide means so that the picking comb of this machine can be very quickly adjusted to varying conditions in a cranberry bog to the end that all the berries can be harvested in one passage of the machine.
A further object of this invention is to provide means whereby the larger vines that are non-productive and are normally upstanding, will be engaged by pins which are power driven in a vertical plane above the comb means so that the unproductive vines will be carried down into a cutter where the vines will be sheared as they have no practical value.
A further object of this invention is to provide adequate mechanical means for the sorting of the vines that are no longer productive from the fruit tips where the cranberries actually grow, the vines being cut while the berries are being stripped from the berry producing tips.
Further objects, advantages and capabilities will beapparent from the description and disclosure in the drawings, or may be comprehended or are inherent in the device.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-03-28 16:11:41
DO NOT CLICK THIS (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ). Seriously don't. I am warning you.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-03-28 17:04:52
(Okay, technically her belly is bloated (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BalloonBelly) because she ate too much, but without context or having seen the show you wouldn't know, would'jah?)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-03-31 08:41:21
What is supposed to appear next to someone's age on their profile, when it's their birthday (but never does for some reason...)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-04-13 18:58:20
I asked both of my parents: "A number between 1 and 6?"
Both said "4".
Both times, I rolled a die afterwards. Instead of getting 4...
...they got 1. Both times.
So I said "meh, just for kicks, I'm gonna say 1". I rolled the die again.
I got 4.
>_>
TRUE STORY
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-04-13 20:18:50
I was bored and made this. (http://claof.com/folder:tools/latin-words)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2017-04-13 21:04:34
My nose is tickly.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-04-14 01:25:46
BBC.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-04-16 23:50:30
Once, I had this weird urge to listen to "Oh, Yeah" by Yello. Y'know, that song from the end credits to "Ferris Bueller's Day Off".
I see this YT video titled something like: "Yello - Oh Yeah Full HD". I think: "Yeah, definitely listening to this one!".
I click. Got my iPod, my headphones, and the video starts.
I notice that the audio volume is a bit low, so I turn the sound up to the max.
The song plays, and after not even ten seconds...
THIS HUGE COMPUTERIZED SCREECHING BLOWS THE HECK OUTTA MY EARDRUMS!!
THE BUTTHOLE, HAD DELIBERATELY MADE ME TURN UP THE VOLUME, SO IT WOULD SCARE THE SH*T OUTTA ME WHEN "oh yeah" WOULD TURN INTO "SCREBEYDTFYEHBWWISIWKQKSJUDIWKW"!!
I know. Low audio volume is something that all people fearing screamers, should be suspicious of. But I had forgotten.
>_>
TRUE STORY "Err, I think we guessed..." Shaddup.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-04-17 10:01:20
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2017-04-17 14:35:54
If only I had had an extra 25 cents... then I could have saved money and gotten the bigger size.... but I didn't. I bought the smaller size and actually lost more money per pound.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-04-17 15:20:25
A multipart study found that beautiful people are more likely to be involved in unstable relationships. Source (http://nypost.com/2017/04/12/why-hot-people-arent-worth-dating/)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2017-04-17 22:25:45
Queen Quake
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-04-17 23:36:13
The naked brothers band
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-04-18 22:52:32
Cottage cheese.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-04-18 23:52:48
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-04-19 16:20:19
I'm not famous.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-04-19 17:11:01
I was wrong in this post (http://psfforum.com/index.php?topic=524.msg69957#msg69957). They're not older versions of the smileys. They're the smileys you use when creating topics. Y'know, the occasional smiley that appears next to the title.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-04-19 17:11:38
Taco seasoning. Who buys that?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-04-19 17:45:26
I got an idea for a game.... called RANDOM WIKIPEDIA PAGE.... People just post wiki pages they feel others should look at or... just laugh at.
Random Wiki Page (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Melendez) or is it?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-04-20 19:09:25
Uvae non flammeus, carrota sunt.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2017-04-20 21:34:27
Florida sucks.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-04-20 22:02:53
(http://i.imgur.com/sLPmZrp.png)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-04-20 22:07:41
Claof's avatar became more sinister looking.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-04-21 22:36:14
Everything Sucks
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2017-04-21 23:01:27
vs.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-04-21 23:03:30
finally fixed most the glitches: http://claof.com/folder:tools/latin-words
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-04-21 23:32:39
Wabboo.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-04-22 01:16:39
I was laying in my bed, and saw a Black Widow on the bed with me. I was downstairs within fifteen seconds.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-04-24 19:31:10
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-04-24 20:57:46
(Lucky little sh-- XD)
Whenever I play Monopoly with someone, and they land on the square marked "Jail" (without having been arrested), it irritates me when they put their playing piece in the "Jail" area rather than the "Just Visiting" area! AAARGH!!
I can't help it. I'm insane. >_<
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-04-24 22:31:47
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-04-25 17:18:58
watch yo jet bro
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-04-25 20:09:37
hi (http://psfforum.com/index.php?topic=524.msg73311#msg73311)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-04-25 21:01:35
Horde of the Steppe.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-04-26 11:06:21
Did you hear the one about the lady circus clown who was arrested for blowing kisses in the center ring?
"Kisses" was the star of the show, a handsome Indian elephant....
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-04-26 15:24:41
Hello my name is Billy Bob and I don't give a damn.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-04-26 15:55:38
Push it to the limit... *BANG, BANG* Walk along the razor's edge...
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2017-04-26 16:53:02
( Yes! ^)
Will you be there?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-04-26 17:29:28
This bottled water tastes like plastic...
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-04-27 20:26:31
Elagabalus took the throne as emperor at the age of 14, he was a man who desperately wanted to be a woman, he would disguise himself as a woman and sell himself at many whorehouses throughout the city. Elagabalus also set up a brothel in the emperors palace where he had sex with several men and women, anyone who objected his actions would be executed. Elagabalus, along with his mother were murdered by an angry mob.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-04-28 12:42:41
Gonna go through a week of treatment for corneal erosion.
>_>
TRUE STORY
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2017-04-28 17:22:50
( I'm so sorry.... :( For everyone else: "Recurrent corneal erosion is a disorder of the eyes characterized by the failure of the cornea's outermost layer of epithelial cells to attach to the underlying basement membrane. The condition is excruciatingly painful because the loss of these cells results in the exposure of sensitive corneal nerves. This condition can often leave patients with temporary blindness due to extreme light sensitivity photophobia.")
And now for something random........... cornmeal.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2017-04-28 20:19:23
(Oh no, I'm sorry, Numbers. :( )
French fries.
Title: Ad spacey
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-04-29 01:54:54
Please do not contact us involving real legal matters. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q4GSVCx-vQ) Don't be that guy.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-04-29 07:26:44
My eye fell out. I'm now blind from one eye. Cuz it's not there anymore.
^_^
NOT A TRUE STORY
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-04-29 16:12:28
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-04-30 11:53:07
The "green light" allows you to pass. (A crossing, an intersection. Not a test. #BadJoke) Usually, the green light is shaped in a circle.
The "yellow light" (which really is an amber color) warns you that a red light is coming, and that you must slow down. Sometimes, the yellow light is shaped in a diamond (rounded or not).
The "red light" tells you to stop. Often, the red light is shaped in a square.
Now, let's move on pedestrian traffic signals.
The "walk" signal will often be the word "WALK" (duh), usually in white. In some places, it's a person walking (also in white).
The "don't walk" signal will often be the words "DON'T WALK" (captain obvious much?), usually in red. In some places, it's a hand signaling you to stop (also in red).
(A lot of places use outlined versions of the "walking person" and "stop hand" signals.)
By the way, is it obvious that I'm BORED!?
Title: Meanwhile, in the balcony.... (PG)
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-04-30 15:46:10
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2017-04-30 15:46:39
Baby can you pay my rent?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-04-30 15:53:06
Dastardly Deeds!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-04-30 17:49:05
If you turn the hearts in Lucky Charms upside down, you have little pink asses in your bowl.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-04-30 20:51:34
Luck be a lady, tonight.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-05-01 19:34:18
In Roman numerals...
I means 1 (one). V means 5 (five). X means 10 (ten). L means 50 (fifty). C means 100 (one hundred). D means 500 (five hundred). M means 1000 (one thousand). I'M BORED means 1'1000 BORE500 (seriously, I'm bored).
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-05-02 18:06:24
Sicut caseum me plus ceteris videbatur.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2017-05-04 17:43:58
When an E.T. rip-off has a title like a nuclear bomb, and has an alien (the titular character) shaped like a plastic garbage bag, you know you're in for a disaster. :'(
Don't look for pictures of the alien if you want to avoid nightmares. Orrr watch the real E.T. ;)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Umbreon on 2017-05-07 01:13:04
Title: Hungry girl
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-05-11 00:09:24
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2017-05-11 14:18:53
( Scares me..... but it's true..... )
Hamburgers.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-05-11 16:16:35
Cadmium.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-05-11 16:16:51
Relic.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-05-11 16:18:19
Sandbox.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-05-11 16:18:33
Lead.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-05-11 16:18:47
Absorbtion.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-05-11 16:18:59
Skillet.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-05-11 16:19:11
Shoe string.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-05-11 16:19:20
Bottle cap.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-05-11 16:19:26
Oklahoma.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-05-11 16:19:39
Hasn't left yet.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-05-11 16:19:58
Cottonseed oil.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-05-11 16:20:03
Soy milk.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-05-13 11:37:06
Impersonating a Hubbard squash-- that's a six sixty-six.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-05-13 22:11:40
Vegetables.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-05-18 17:46:59
Fortitude...
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-05-18 17:52:34
(I don't think you can go twice in a row...)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-05-18 20:17:10
(What's the rule to that? It's a thread in which you say something that has no context to anything, why would there be a "can't post twice in a row" rule?)
Dog bite
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-05-18 20:39:26
(I dunno. I mean, it barely ever happens, so I figured it was a rule. Sorry.)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2017-05-18 21:26:40
Happy dolphin noises.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2017-05-18 23:10:50
Wacky Races.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-05-18 23:13:45
Disambiguation.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-05-19 08:32:02
Burger Queen.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2017-05-19 11:11:23
Sour Patch Kids.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-05-19 19:44:27
You're not even a real journalism
That's right.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-05-19 19:57:18
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2017-06-07 16:18:53
(Is that true? ^)
Rumplestiltskin.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-06-07 17:00:22
(Ah, damn I guess not. (https://gyazo.com/6d606ee7be519a6fb618ac21d531e08d.png))
Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-06-07 20:17:01
I haven't see so many years. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KadJ7gYhy6I)
Claof's Custom Signature: Scisne Latinas?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-06-07 20:36:53
(Das a good movie)
Holiday
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-06-07 22:15:17
(I miss that show so much)
Pork rinds!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Umbreon on 2017-06-08 07:03:32
Fluffy blankets.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2017-06-08 11:30:51
Nose tingle.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-06-08 20:28:12
Too much horror business.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-06-08 20:28:24
Frisky dingo.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-06-09 17:02:27
I knew a guy who made a woman scream twice.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2017-06-09 17:06:38
(http://i.imgur.com/muY6P6G.jpg)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-06-09 20:41:45
Totally Spies!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-06-09 21:16:58
Wikipedia (/ˌwɪkᵻˈpiːdi.ə/ or /ˌwɪkiˈpiːdi.ə/ WIK-i-PEE-dee-ə) is a multilingual, web-based, free-content encyclopedia project supported by the Wikimedia Foundation and based on a model of openly editable content. The name "Wikipedia" is a portmanteau of the words wiki (a technology for creating collaborative websites, from the Hawaiian word wiki, meaning "quick") and encyclopedia. Wikipedia's articles provide links designed to guide the user to related pages with additional information.
Claof's Custom Signature: Scisne Latinas?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2017-06-09 21:29:29
Postcards from the Ed.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-06-09 21:31:10
- Uh, dude?
- Yeah?
- Y'know, that box I bought, to make your own pizza and cookies...
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-06-17 21:18:12
Bagpipe.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-06-18 11:57:29
Hong Kong Phooey.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-06-18 16:41:23
(Joker always puts his face on his toys. I mean, he's got to compete with guys like The Riddler for control of Gotham. I mean, Riddler....! ;) )
If you plan to do some digging, first look for a pipeline right-of-way... a flat, mowed section of grass cleared of trees and marked off with helpful little flags.
BRUCE THE PERFORMANCE ARTIST VOICE: Oh, he-eeey...
I said flags.
(disappointed) Ohhh-hh...
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-06-18 18:18:50
PR Event.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-06-18 23:03:42
El Presidente.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-06-20 21:15:07
Oh, little angel... c'mere, little angel, I have some toys for you. ^-^
What happens when a writer/cartoonist uses a word he doesn't actually know the definition of. I have actually seen a male cat wet-nurse a kitten before, but... it was weird.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-06-20 21:49:15
(Yeah, same. I figured it was like...on the right, off to the side)
Bitchin' Camaro
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2017-06-20 22:11:18
(I always figured it was just out of the angle tooo in terms of the door.)
Matchbox Twenty.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-06-26 20:34:03
Alright then, picture this if you will: 10 to 2 AM, X, Yogi DMT, and a box of Krispy Kremes, in my "need to know" pose, just outside of Area 51. Contemplating the whole "chosen people" thing with just a flaming stealth banana split the sky like one would hope but never really expect to see in a place like this. Cutting right angle donuts on a dime and stopping right at my Birkenstocks, and me yelping... Holy fucking shit!
Then the X-Files being, looking like some kind of blue-green Jackie Chan with Isabella Rossellini lips and breath that reeked of vanilla Chig Champa, Did a slow-mo Matrix descent out of the butt end of the banana vessel and hovered above my bug-eyes, my gaping jaw, and my sweaty L. Ron Hubbard upper lip and all I could think was: "I hope Uncle Martin here doesn't notice that I pissed my fuckin' pants."
So light in his way, Like an apparition, He had me crying out, "Fuck me, It's gotta be, Deadhead Chemistry, The blotter got right on top of me, Got me seein' E-motherfuckin'-T!"
And after calming me down with some orange slices and some fetal spooning, E.T. revealed to me his singular purpose. He said, "You are the Chosen One, the One who will deliver the message. A message of hope for those who choose to hear it and a warning for those who do not." Me. The Chosen One? They chose me!!! And I didn't even graduate from fuckin' high school.
You better. You better. You better. You better listen.
Then he looked right through me With somniferous almond eyes. Don't even know what that means Must remember to write it down. This is so real. Like the time Dave floated away. See my heart is pounding, 'Cause this shit never happens to me.
Can't breathe, right now! It was so real. Like I woke up in Wonderland. All sort of terrifying. And I don't wanna be all alone when I tell this story. And can anyone tell me why You all sound like Peanut's parents Will I ever be coming down? This is so real. Finally it's my lucky day. See my heart is racing, 'Cause this shit never happens to me.
Can't breathe, right now!
You believe me, don't you? Please believe what I just said, see the Dead ain't touring. And this wasn't all in my head. See they took me by the hand and invited me right in, Then they showed me something. I don't even know where to begin.
Strapped down my bed. Feet cold and eyes red. I'm out my head. Am I alive, am I dead? Can't remember what they said. God damn. Shit the bed!
(high... I I I I I... high... I I I I I) (high) [Repeated]
Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position. Such a heavy burden now to be the one. Born to bear and read to all The details of our ending. To write it down for all the world to see. But I forgot my pen, Shit the bed again, Typical.
Strapped down my bed. Feet cold and eyes red. I'm out my head. Am I alive, am I dead? Sunkist and sudafed, gyroscopes and infrared. Won't help, brain dead. Can't remember what they said. God damn. Shit the bed!
I can't remember what they said to me. Can't remember what they said to make me out to be a hero! Can't remember what they said.
Bob help me. Can't remember what they said.
Don't know. Won't know. [Repeated]
God damn shit the bed!
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-06-26 20:53:45
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Post by: Grapefoot on 2017-06-27 17:44:43
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-06-27 18:21:02
CNN's imminent fate.
(https://media.giphy.com/media/S5yRgtDTZENu8/source.gif) That's a tough Volvo, tho...
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-06-27 18:31:55
Ticks and Leeches
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-06-27 20:25:21
(Great gif, Numbers)
Bandanas and molerats.
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-06-27 20:42:30
George "Goober" Lindsey.
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-06-28 12:48:25
I'd like to call this post "first of the day", but according to the stats page, one's already been made. I can't see it, so it's probably in the Midnight Lounge section.
I'd like to call this post "first in over 12 hours", but I can't, due to the aforementioned reasons preventing me from knowing when the other post was made.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2017-06-28 13:26:02
Herzog.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-06-28 16:57:20
Boneless Pizza
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Post by: Rainberry on 2017-06-28 19:57:29
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Post by: Kiwi on 2017-06-28 20:38:15
Potato sack.
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Post by: Rainberry on 2017-06-28 20:43:59
John Babbacombe Lee.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-06-28 21:23:32
Under a dead Ohio sky
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-06-28 21:27:35
ENIAR.
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Post by: Claof on 2017-06-28 21:28:12
I updated my minecraft, and my shulker boxes glitched. Everything inside them disappeared. I had two dragon heads, two dragon eggs, and my rarest items in there..
Now I have to reset the end twice and beat the ender dragon twice (again), just to get them back :(
Claof's Custom Signature: Scisne Latinas?
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-06-28 21:45:47
^(Didn't have backups? You can also just go back an update.)
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Post by: Claof on 2017-06-28 22:14:26
^(Didn't have backups? You can also just go back an update.)
(It was on my Nintendo Switch, I don't know how to do that)
Klaus is a fish.
Claof's Custom Signature: Scisne Latinas?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-06-28 22:15:49
(I didn't know Minecraft was on the Switch. Probably better to play it on a computer to have backups my friend, sort about the loss).
Jack Black.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-06-30 01:06:01
My native language is English, so I can say just about whatever I want.
I know Latin well enough to say long, (sometimes very odd) sentences. For example: Numquid scitis non habeo avem sub mihi caudam hodie? (Did you know, I do not have a bird under my tail today?).
I know enough Italian to say very basic (normal) sentences. For example: Ciao! Sono Claof. Come sta? (Hello! I'm Claof. How are you?).
Yet, I still can't even count to ten in Spanish.
Claof's Custom Signature: Scisne Latinas?[/u]
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-06-30 17:29:59
In 2014, DreamWorks Animation announced a January 2017 release date. Following DreamWorks Animation's reorganization in early 2015, the studio announced that the film would be produced outside of the studio's pipeline at a significantly lower cost. It was instead animated at Mikros Image in Montreal, Canada, and therefore looks differently than most of DWA's films. A month later, Letterman left the project but came back as an executive producer, and David Soren, the director of Turbo, entered talks to direct the film.
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Post by: Claof on 2017-06-30 19:03:05
𐌂𐌄𐌀𐌇 𐌓𐌖𐌒𐌏𐌋 𐌄𐌍𐌔𐌄𐌕𐌏𐌐 𐌄𐌍𐌔𐌄 𐌌𐌀𐌖𐌒
Claof's Custom Signature: Scisne quam loqur Latinam?[/u]
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Post by: Rainberry on 2017-06-30 21:24:33
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-07-04 01:26:43
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-07-06 23:06:47
Hey, what's up, PSF? I'm Rainbow Dash, the most AWESOME pony in all of Equestria. 8)
I just came here, flew through most of the boards, saw a lot of pictures, and... ::)
...I like them. A lot. :-]
But if you tell everypony I said that, you're gonna get it. >:(
I've been reading a lot of posts, and honestly? You guys sound really awesome. :D
'specially that Numbers fella. :))
Awwright, Rainbow Dash out. See ya. :)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2017-07-06 23:11:50
(For some reason.... I feel she was paid to say that about the Numbers fellow! Wonder if we will have more errant visits from random pones over time? lol)
Have we got a show for you (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbw4nsNpqzA).
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Claof on 2017-07-07 20:24:44
(https://en.1jux.net/scale_images/358759_b.jpg)
Claof's Custom Signature: Scisne quam dicere Latinam?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-07 21:43:45
(^lol @ Claof) (Veggie Tales!!!)
Hydrology.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-07-08 11:01:49
SHARIF DON' LIKE IT
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-09 01:12:54
You've got mail.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-07-09 11:24:19
Ha Ha Tonka.
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Post by: Darrin on 2017-07-09 21:04:10
FoxTail.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-07-10 18:23:23
Made with rib meat.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-10 18:35:47
Who pours milk first then the cereal?
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Post by: Soda on 2017-07-10 20:00:25
Boulevard.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-10 20:05:31
The RANDOM statement defines the random effects constituting the {\gamma} vector in the mixed model. It can be used to specify traditional variance component models (as in the VARCOMP procedure) and to specify random coefficients. The random effects can be classification or continuous, and multiple RANDOM statements are possible.
Using notation from the "Mixed Models Theory" section, the purpose of the RANDOM statement is to define the Z matrix of the mixed model, the random effects in the {\gamma} vector, and the structure of G. The Z matrix is constructed exactly as the X matrix for the fixed effects, and the G matrix is constructed to correspond with the effects constituting Z. The structure of G is defined by using the TYPE= option.
You can specify INTERCEPT (or INT) as a random effect to indicate the intercept. PROC MIXED does not include the intercept in the RANDOM statement by default as it does in the MODEL statement.
You can specify the following options in the RANDOM statement after a slash (/).
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Post by: FoxTail on 2017-07-10 22:22:28
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-13 18:00:09
(You know how bad an idea that would be because it would stink and keep filling up! How do you empty it? WHAT IF it starts to leak or snap through the cushions?!?!!? :P )
Tokyo.
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-13 20:33:09
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-07-13 21:52:49
Under the thumb of the beef patrol
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-07-13 22:11:11
([holds up megaphone to APD's left ear and speaks so loud his right eardrum bulges out cartoonishly, resembling a bongo] Which is why I never pursued a career as an inventor and instead went into the cartoon business. ;) I did make reference to my annoyance at seeing someone else use my idea first in one of my stories (http://smokingcatcomicsandcollectibles2.webs.com/Webpages/bdcomish107.htm#107000001), though.)
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This isn't one of 'em.
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Post by: Darrin on 2017-07-14 14:25:26
And the beat goes on.
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-07-14 14:45:09
1010.
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-14 15:03:37
Cats don't Dance.
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-07-14 15:03:50
Red Herring.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-07-14 19:26:03
Hours of Ram Replacement
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-15 00:49:23
Bumper Cars.
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Post by: Silverwing on 2017-07-15 13:33:05
Someday people will realize dogs are naked and buy clothing for them... the first company that makes it big selling dog clothes will be billionaires. You wait and see.
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Post by: Darrin on 2017-07-16 18:16:27
USB stick.
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Post by: Grapefoot on 2017-07-16 20:39:02
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-07-18 15:31:26
Gonna do this thing (http://psfforum.com/index.php?topic=524.msg84248#msg84248) again...
MAD MAX BEYOND THUNDERDOME (1985) The only time vehicles are being wrecked, is in the chase scene at the end of the movie (the only scene I felt was Mad Max-like).
A vehicle blows up when hit by a "train". That makes one. Another vehicle crashes into a bridge. That makes two. Mad Max sends a truck flying into another vehicle. That makes three and four. And at least three more vehicles flip over, following this.
TOTAL: 7-10 vehicles. Even the first Mad Max movie wrecked more cars than that. >_>
Awright, another one.
RED HEAT (1988) Again, the only time vehicles are wrecked, is in the ending bus chase scene, which was reused shot-for-shot in a few low-budget movies in the late '90s/early '00s. Buncha cheapskates.
About 15 cars are smashed in that scene.
One of the buses flips over, and the other is hit by a train.
TOTAL: approx. 17 vehicles. Not very accurate. Same for the previous count. Darn it.
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Post by: Darrin on 2017-07-18 15:52:15
(I'm surprised how few of cars were wrecked. :D )
Plantasma!
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-18 16:37:34
Affinity Designer.
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-07-18 19:53:44
:)
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Post by: Soda on 2017-07-18 21:59:02
( ^ You implying something? )
I had cereal.
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-07-18 22:34:23
(Not at all. ;3)
My opinions on the Mad Max movies.
Mad Max (1979) was pretty good. It's incredible, what they did with such a low budget. ^-^ My mother liked it the most.
Mad Max 2: The Road Warrior (1981) was very cool. Loved the ending chase. :D However, I have no preference between this movie and the first one. My mother didn't understand why it was so well regarded. XD
Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985) ...I was longing for it to finish. The ending chase and speech were the only parts that were Mad Max-like, and heck, it was like watching the last 20 minutes or so from the previous movie. It was boring. The scene where there actually IS the "Thunderdome", and the song "We Don't Need Another Hero", were the only other good parts, IMO. My mother agreed with me. She nearly fell asleep at least five times while watching it. XDD
Mad Max: Fury Road (2015) I dunno, I haven't watched it yet. ;) Don't ask my mother, she hasn't either. ;p (When we do, I'll make sure I'll post my opinion on it. And my mother's as well. XP)
Okay, we watched it. Contrary to most of my expectations, it was actually very good, and felt like a Mad Max movie. The action was awesome, the guitar guy was awesome (if random XD), the performances were awesome, everything was awesome. I'd even be ready to call it the best of all four movies. My mother thinks it's as good as the first movie.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-07-19 08:10:50
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-07-21 23:27:37
Rental car.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-07-22 11:32:14
Dead Money
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Post by: Darrin on 2017-07-22 13:25:10
(http://i.imgur.com/NMGQxN7.jpg)
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Post by: Silverwing on 2017-07-23 21:22:10
Mister Mister.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-07-23 22:17:37
One of my new favorite things to do is to put lyrics to songs that are bizarre and put them in google translate into Spanish.
Example:
English
You know what, Stuart, I LIKE YOU. You're not like the other People, here, in the trailer park.
Oh, don't go get me wrong. They're fine people, they're Good Americans. But they're content to sit back, maybe Watch a little Mork and Mindy on channel 57, maybe kick Back a cool, Coors 16-ouncer. They're good, fine people, Stuart. But they don't know ... what the queers are doing To the soil!
You know that Jonny Wurster kid, the kid that delivers papers In the neighborhood. He's a foreign kid. Some of the neighbors Say he smokes crack, but I don't believe it.
Anyway, for his tenth birthday, all he wanted was a Burrow Owl. Kept bugging his old man. "Dad, get me a burrow owl. I'll never Ask for anything else as long as I live." So the guy Breaks down and buys him a burrow owl.
Anyway, 10:30, the other night, I go out in my yard, and there's The Wurster kid, looking up in the tree. I say, "What are You looking for?" He says "I'm looking for my burrow owl." I say, "Jumping Jesus on a Pogo Stick. Everybody knows The burrow owl lives. In a hole. In the ground. Why the hell do you Think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?" Now Stuart, do you Think a kid like that is going to know what the queers are Doing to the soil?
I first became aware of this about ten years ago, the summer My oldest boy, Bill Jr. died. You know that carnival comes into Town every year? Well this year they came through with a ride Called The Mixer. The man said, "Keep your head, and arms, inside The Mixer at all times." But Bill Jr, he was a DAAAREDEVIL, just Like his old man. He was leaning out saying "Hey everybody, Look at me! Look at me!" Pow! He was decapitated! They found His head over by the snow cone concession.
A few days after that, I open up the mail. And there's a pamphlet In there. From Pueblo, Colorado, and it's addressed to Bill, Jr. And it's entitled, "Do you know what the queers are doing to our Soil?"
Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city, There's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa, For an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart. You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government Says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on, Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens. They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to God.
You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other People, here in this trailer park.
Spanish
¿Sabes qué, Stuart, ME GUSTA. No eres como el otro Gente, aquí, en el parque de trailers.
Oh, no me malinterpretes. Son buenas personas, son Buenos americanos. Pero están contentos de sentarse, quizás Ver un poco de Mork y Mindy en el canal 57, tal vez patear Vuelta un cool, Coors 16-ouncer. Son buenas, buenas personas, Estuardo. Pero no saben ... lo que hacen los queers ¡A la tierra!
Usted sabe que Jonny Wurster niño, el niño que entrega papeles En el vecindario. Es un chico extranjero. Algunos de los vecinos Digamos que fuma crack, pero no lo creo.
De todos modos, para su décimo cumpleaños, todo lo que quería era un Burrow Owl. Había molestado a su viejo. "Papá, tráeme una lechuza de la madriguera. Pide cualquier otra cosa mientras viva. "Así que el chico Se derrumba y le compra una lechuza.
De todos modos, 10:30, la otra noche, salgo en mi patio, y hay El niño Wurster, mirando hacia arriba en el árbol. Yo digo, "¿Qué son ¿Estás buscando? "Él dice" Estoy buscando mi búho madriguera. " Yo digo, "Saltando a Jesús en un Pogo Stick. Todo el mundo sabe La madriguera vive. En un agujero. En el suelo. ¿Por qué diablos lo haces? ¿Crees que lo llaman un búho de la madriguera, de todos modos? "Ahora Stuart, ¿te Creo que un chico como que va a saber lo que los queers son ¿Haciendo el suelo?
Me di cuenta de esto hace unos diez años, el verano Mi hijo mayor, Bill Jr. murió. Sabes que el carnaval entra en Ciudad todos los años? Bueno este año llegaron con un paseo Llamado El mezclador. El hombre dijo: "Mantén la cabeza y los brazos dentro El mezclador en todo momento. "Pero Bill Jr, él era un DAAAREDEVIL, apenas Como su viejo. Él estaba inclinado hacia fuera diciendo "Hey todo el mundo, ¡Mírame! ¡Mírame! "¡Pow! ¡Fue decapitado! Su cabeza por la concesión de cono de nieve.
Unos días después, abro el correo. Y hay un folleto Ahí. De Pueblo, Colorado, y está dirigido a Bill, Jr. Y tiene el derecho, "¿Sabes lo que los queer están haciendo a nuestro ¿Suelo?"
Ahora, Stuart, si usted mira el suelo alrededor de cualquier ciudad grande de los EEUU, Hay una gran población homosexual desocupada. Des Moines, Iowa, Para un ejemplo. Mira el suelo alrededor de Des Moines, Stuart. No se puede construir sobre ella; No puedes crecer nada en ella. El gobierno Dice que es debido a la agricultura pobre. Pero sé lo que realmente está pasando, Estuardo. Sé que son los queer. Están en él con los alienígenas. Están construyendo pistas de aterrizaje para marcianos gays, juro Dios.
Sabes qué, Stuart, me gustas. No eres como el otro Gente, aquí en este parque de trailers.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2017-07-23 22:47:27
(http://i.imgur.com/GiZu4cQ.jpg) Love knows no bounds.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-07-24 00:21:13
(to the tune of that weird Selena Gomez (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5drYkLiLI8) song)
I had some beans And a fat Crunch Wrap Supreme with sour cream and guacamole I was so full up
Standing in that long line In front of register nine I struggled with all my might Knowing I ate too much
Oh, I didn't want to blow But I could feel the gas a-flowin' My butt made a tone That sounded like cattle lowin'
Who's gonna go with you to the stall and guard the door? Who's gonna run water so no one will hear you toot? Who's taking your soiled panties and wrapping them up to throw away Wrapped in a paper towel, in that trash can by the door It ain't me!
(sings that backwards chorus interspersed with flatulent sounds)
This song is loosely based on all my real-life adventures.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2017-07-24 16:13:12
Formula E.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-07-24 16:29:22
Dignity.
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Post by: Silverwing on 2017-07-24 21:33:07
(http://i.imgur.com/dxin8z9.gif)
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-07-25 09:53:55
Ah shit
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Post by: Smiles2us on 2017-07-25 14:33:09
Sniffles.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2017-07-25 23:16:44
Windhoek.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-07-27 17:13:44
England is my city
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-07-27 17:28:39
Danger Mouse.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-07-27 21:59:44
Cosentia.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-07-28 19:59:34
Sweet Caroline!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-28 21:31:32
I remember a time this topic was tied in posts with Free Assoc. What happened?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-28 21:33:04
Fart.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-28 21:33:09
Cheese.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-28 21:33:15
Matagawa
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-28 21:33:33
Fanning.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-28 21:34:00
Cracker Barrell.
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-28 21:34:08
Rusty Browns.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-28 21:35:55
Nuggets
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-28 21:36:02
Pastel.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-28 21:36:09
Poster board
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-28 21:36:13
I love women.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-28 21:37:12
The number 12 is after 18.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-28 21:37:21
Making Non Sequitor Great again.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-28 21:37:33
Grandma Spankeheimer.
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-28 21:37:40
Lasko Fans.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-28 21:37:44
PSF Member.
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-28 21:37:50
Dumbledork.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-28 21:37:55
Caps Lock.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-28 21:38:07
Hand sanitizer in your face.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-28 21:38:13
AT&T.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-28 21:38:21
Scented candles.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-28 21:38:30
Chapstick.
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-28 21:38:48
Seagate
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-28 21:39:43
Your aunt lives in Albany, so we better go visit her.
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-28 21:39:52
REM.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-28 21:40:04
Ratatouille is my favorite mouse themed movie.
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-28 21:40:17
Post or preview?
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-28 21:40:32
Roma tomatoes in my shoes! Squishing all around!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-28 21:41:45
Market Street.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-28 21:41:56
Chicago's Al Capone everyone.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-28 21:42:07
Vice City is home to Tommy Vercetti.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-28 21:42:23
I have a Dumblr account.
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-07-28 21:42:32
Report this to a moderator.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-28 21:42:55
Cheese puffs.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-07-28 22:30:14
Spock's thoughts on the new Star Trek movie losing the Oscar nomination to Suicide Squad. (https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.az8UKHfxnRmWQeLpw84JeQEsEO&pid=15.1&P=0&w=226&h=204)
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-07-29 14:53:24
Chinchilla.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-07-30 18:11:21
Loud vulgar fun
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-07-30 20:10:43
Time machine.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2017-07-30 20:17:58
135,990.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2017-08-01 16:35:32
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2017-08-01 21:32:47
Are low-budget movies bad?
Not necessarily. Some movies were made with extremely low budgets, and were a success at the box office all the same.
Low-budget movies are only bad when said low budget prevents you from doing your own stuff.
For example, some time ago, it wasn't uncommon for low-budget movies to reuse action scenes from bigger-budget movies. Usually only two or three of those scenes would be pasted into a low-budget movie, back in those days.
However, some movies had such low budgets, that they had to go through a whole DVD collection to get footage.
You might think I'm exaggerating, but I'm not. In 1999, such a movie, entitled "Stealth Fighter", was released. The list of movies it took scenes from, is enormous. Here it is, in chronological order.
1. Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Yes, the James Bond movie! 2. The Dogs of War (1980) 3. Iron Eagle (1986) 4. Bat*21 (1988) 5. The Hunt for Red October (1990) 6. Navy Seals (1990) 7. Flight of the Intruder (1991) 8. Interceptor (1992) 9. Blown Away (1994) 10. Clear and Present Danger (1994) 11. Crimson Tide (1995) 12. Under Siege 2: Dark Territory (1995) 13. Down Periscope (1996) 14. Executive Decision (1996)
Basically, this movie's a drinking game. Spot one of those movies, and DRINK A WHOLE BOTTLE! Not sure it'll make up for the money you wasted buying that piece of $#%&, but hey, whatever works for you. ;p
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-08-02 00:20:49
Coyote Munch Mini-Mart.
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Post by: Rainberry on 2017-08-02 17:17:15
Do what you want, when you want.
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-08-02 20:09:47
There's a story I wanna tell you guys.
I remember one particular school year.
I knew some big guy, and he'd always pick on me. Always. (He was also in my class the year before. DX)
That school year, most, if not ALL of my friends wound up in the same class as his. Well, guess what. That year, those friends stopped treating me like a friend. They always turned away from me, looked at me like I was an alien... things they wouldn't've done before. One kid in particular, would also go "UHH" every time I spoke to him, like I said something stupid. ALL THE TIME. It was like, being in the same classroom as that jerk, brainwashed them.
You might think I'm exaggerating about the brainwashing thing, but hear this. There's one guy in particular who was a pretty neat fella. Never the least bit of animosity between us.
And that year, he told me "I never was your friend". Which he said as he was standing right next to the "big guy". >_>
Eventually, I blew up. Near the end of the year, I blew up. All the anger I had, it hit me real hard. And I blew up. Seriously, blew up so bad, my mother had to pick me up from school.
The following year, the "big guy" was in another school. Most of the friends I mentioned, were back in my class. They started treating me better, and as the year went on, they gave me apologies, which I accepted.
In the end, just goes to show how bad an influence some people can be. Be careful who you hang out with. I'm not saying this just because I was a victim. But some people can make you think whatever they want of other people; make you hate people for no reason. And that's a terrible thing.
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-08-03 02:21:09
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-08-08 23:00:49
A new "smashed car count", since I watched a movie. Possible spoilers.
SHORT TIME (1990)
A police car (1984 Dodge Diplomat) is blown up. That's one.
A 1988 Lincoln Town Car has its door blown off, and gets hit by another '84 Diplomat later on. That makes two and three.
ANOTHER 1984 Dodge Diplomat, and a 1976 Pontiac Catalina are completely wrecked in the famous car chase scene. That makes four and five. And if you count the 1982 Plymouth Caravelle (Canadian version of the Gran Fury) that was used as a stunt double for the Dodge, that makes six.
[car chase] About five police cars get shot at. That makes eleven. A 1978 Dodge Aspen is hit by the Pontiac. That makes twelve. Both cars crash into a parked 1978 Plymouth Volaré. That makes thirteen. A 1977 Ford Courier and a couple of other cars crash. That makes sixteen. Two cars are DRIVEN OVER by the two main vehicles! That makes eighteen. A 1973 Volkswagen Sedan is hit when the Pontiac lands from the final crash. That makes nineteen. [/car chase] [total: 13]
A city bus (GMDD T6H-4521) smashes into stuff on a sidewalk. That makes twenty.
TOTAL: 21
There's some gritty action sequences, but this movie still has its funny moments. Recommended. :)
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-08-09 15:25:50
^ (Do you have links to any of these chases?! I would love to see the Short Time big car chase).
True grit.
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-08-09 15:28:00
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-08-11 17:11:26
You've got mail.
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-08-11 18:06:07
All right. Gonna name every movie I can think of that has Schwarzenegger in it. 3 2 1 GO!!
Commando Red Heat Raw Deal Conan the Barbarian Conan the Destroyer End of Days The Terminator Terminator 2: Judgment Day Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines The 6th Day True Lies Last Action Hero Kindergarten Cop Twins Junior Collateral Damage Eraser Predator
Too bad if I missed any. ::)
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-08-11 18:08:27
(http://i.imgur.com/4p1O0bh.png)
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-08-11 21:26:25
Scheissegehirnder materbumser!
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-08-12 14:42:25
How did you fuck up this bad? How did YOU fuck up this bad?
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-08-12 15:20:08
The Loud House...
...it's actually not bad.
Gosh freakin' darn it.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-08-12 15:22:06
Redonkulous.
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-08-12 15:50:41
Don't know which is my favorite.
Just imagining all the voice actors doing this.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-08-13 12:02:40
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-08-14 16:47:45
(Honestly, even if it's got a minor similarity, why exactly is it worth saying anything? Isn't this a place to post whatever, regardless if it has something similar or not?)
Poland
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Post by: Silverwing on 2017-08-14 16:49:21
I want to live in a Gatorade bottle.
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-08-14 16:53:43
("Non Sequitur" means "it doesn't follow". So, in a way, it IS a topic meant to post whatever, as long as it's "whatever", compared to the preceding post.)
Light blue.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-08-14 16:56:02
(I guess.)
One leg
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-08-14 16:57:34
("Non Sequitur" means "it doesn't follow". So, in a way, it IS a topic meant to post whatever, as long as it's "whatever", compared to the preceding post.)
Light blue.
(Light blue.... is the color of a Gatorade flavor, which could tie into Silver's post. ;) Sorry.... I'm joking of course.)
(http://i.imgur.com/FPAhtf6.jpg)
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-08-14 17:59:44
(Truthfully, I wasn't wearing my glasses and thought Kermit was holding a gun, not a beer bottle. Then I looked for pics of Kermit with a gun and found quite a few. It seems people have a thing for homicidal amphibians.)
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-08-14 22:03:35
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-08-21 02:44:41
So that's where crinkle-cut fries come from.... (https://giphy.com/gifs/wtf-true-story-Hzhkf0esHVMhW?utm_source=media-link&utm_medium=landing&utm_campaign=Media%20Links&utm_term=https://giphy.com/search/diarrhea?utm_source=media-link&utm_medium=landing&utm_campaign=Media%20Links&utm_term=https://giphy.com/gifs/food-thai-potatoes-qUDrfc1q5BM4w)
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Post by: Darrin on 2017-08-21 14:27:02
YOWZAH!
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-08-21 15:58:35
Welcome home, good luck finding your insulin.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-08-21 16:00:04
Life is good.
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Post by: Rainberry on 2017-08-21 21:19:58
Dork c: (The good type tho....dorks are cute...you're cute.)
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-08-22 11:43:17
Me rn (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxQ8qB1cuC4)
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-08-22 15:58:51
Every one since they've been filmed.
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-08-22 20:34:36
16 little red noses and a horse that sweats.
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Post by: Rainberry on 2017-08-22 20:54:34
Free parking in back.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-08-22 21:19:04
Jerry Lewis is laughing up in Heaven and holds shows probably every night. RIP you crazy guy you. :)
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-08-22 21:24:43
(breaks wind loudly (https://youtu.be/tHZBrBUNrI0?t=154), gets up, slowly walks out, returns wearing a different jacket and hat, and attempts to pass self off as someone else who did not do that, honest)
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-08-23 09:33:23
When you say a person has bad taste in whatever, that only depends on your taste of that "whatever" which you think is "good".
Confusing, I know. But think about it. ;)
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-08-23 17:00:05
1. What is more difficult for you, looking into someones eyes when you are telling someone how you feel, or looking into someones eyes when they are telling you how they feel?
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-08-23 18:18:11
There are no penguins at Gibraltar. There are no canaries in the Canary Islands.
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Post by: Silverwing on 2017-08-23 18:32:39
Greenland isn't that green.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-08-24 16:24:57
Drinking problem
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Post by: Rainberry on 2017-08-24 22:06:46
(http://i.imgur.com/hpZcaVc.jpg)
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-08-24 22:17:22
(http://i.imgur.com/SGn6YT9.jpg)
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Post by: Rainberry on 2017-08-24 22:23:22
(What the?)
(https://i.imgur.com/nz8Sh.gif)
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-08-24 22:32:58
TRUE: I just found pepperoni sticks in my drawer that have been opened... and I am eating them, and they taste old... but I still ate them.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-08-24 23:15:15
There's so much shit I wish I could delete so I never have to look at it again.
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-08-24 23:16:53
(^ AMEN.)
Red means stop, and green means go.
In the color wheel, red is the opposite of green.
Things are now clearer..
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Post by: Rainberry on 2017-08-24 23:17:06
I wish I could skip moments in time.
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-08-25 08:30:21
Chocolate banana cookie.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-08-25 09:10:24
Life is the crummiest book I've ever read.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-08-25 10:36:07
On Giant's Shoulders.
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Post by: Soda on 2017-08-27 22:06:44
Magical fairy powder.
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-08-29 02:28:44
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-08-30 17:46:48
I should make another crash count.
Running On Empty (1982)
Awright, so... um... you see, err...
You know what, the wrecks in that movie are too ludicrous to be described.
This works better. (https://www.dropbox.com/s/wplyu7er23fqkjl) Have fun.
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Post by: Darrin on 2017-08-30 17:51:48
Hold on, did you make this? ^
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Post by: Darrin on 2017-08-30 18:03:32
@1234 Well whenever you get back to me, it is an awesome vid. Go make your own topic for that vid to give it some proper credit. Don't even know the board to put it in, just put it somewhere, or throw it in the Redline car topic or something. Just go get some props for it. It won't do any good in this gosh forsaken topic.
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-08-30 18:05:28
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-09-24 12:15:03
(I searched... the missing word is "sei", which is also "six" in Italian. XD)
With Slow-Reply you can write a post at the speed of molasses.
Yeah. Slow molasses.
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Post by: Claof on 2017-09-24 12:46:46
(then the sentence would translate to "No, you are not 6 a man." lol)
Origin of Modern Cows Traced to Single Herd. A genetic study of cattle has claimed that all modern domesticated bovines are descended from a single herd of wild ox, which lived 10,500 years ago.
Claof's Custom Signature: Salve! Quam ense?
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-09-24 19:58:07
(Somewhere a fat computer geek reads this post, reacts with surprise, and says, "Oh. Oh, no, he did not. He did not just say that. Worst... coding...ever.")
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-09-27 20:51:34
(That wasn't the point of the picture, APD. ;p)
WARNING: If you don't feel like having a headache, skip this one.
"Gone in 60 Seconds" (1974) was released in France under the title "La grande casse", literally meaning "The Great Junkyard". For the sake of this post, we'll refer to it as the equivalent of the title "Gone in 60 Seconds", rather than "The Great Junkyard".
The cinematographer for that movie, Jack Vacek, went on to direct a slightly similar movie, "Double Nickels" (1977). When it came out in France, they called it "La grande casse n°2", which would be "Gone in 60 Seconds #2", even though both movies have almost nothing to do with each other.
The director/producer/writer/star (YES, REALLY) of "Gone in 60 Seconds", H.B. Halicki, would go on to make a semi-sequel to "Gone", entitled "The Junkman" (1982). It had a limited VHS release in France, under the title "La grande casse II", which would be "Gone in 60 Seconds II". And to make matters more confusing, the Australian release was entitled "Gone in 60 Seconds II: The Junkman". And later on, before the shooting was interrupted by his death, Halicki would make an actual, REAL sequel, entitled "Gone in 60 Seconds 2" (1989).
Now, the German DVD release packaged the unfinished 1989 movie along with Halicki's cheap cut-and-paste job "Deadline Auto Theft" (1983), under a cover that says "Gone in 60 Seconds 2: Highway Patrol".
And then, "The Junkman" had its own German DVD release, under a cover that says "Gone in 60 Seconds 3: Firebird Tornado"! Could've they made it anymore confusing?! The subtitle for this one is taken from the original German release, also titled "Firebird Tornado". Even though there's only three Firebirds in the movie, which don't even play a big part.
Plus, the original German title for "Gone in 60 Seconds" was "Die Blechpiraten", litt. "The Road Pirate". Why couldn't the DVDs retain that title?
Even better, the original German release of "Deadline Auto Theft" was entitled "Auf dem Highway spielt die Polizei verrückt!", litt. "On the highway, the police goes crazy!". Germany often gave such movies crazy titles like that, but this one takes the cake, along with the German title for "Double Nickels", which is "Mitt Vollgas durch die Hölle", litt. "With full throttle through Hell".
And now you have a full-throttle headache. :)
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-09-28 12:15:36
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Post by: Rainberry on 2017-09-29 23:36:34
Click it or ticket.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-09-30 09:10:37
Funny how?
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Post by: Darrin on 2017-09-30 10:04:52
Internet Assigned Numbers Authority (IANA) has reserved certain IP addresses as private addresses for use with internal websites or intranets. These are also referred to as RFC 1918 addresses. These addresses are not routable on the public Internet, but are meant for devices that reside behind a router or other Network Address Translation (NAT) device or proxy server. Private IP addresses are used either to hide systems from the public Internet or to provide an additional range of addresses to organizations that do not have sufficient public IP addresses to distribute on their network. Organizations can use these numbers to assign internal IP addresses without having to worry about an IP address conflict or having to obtain a new block of IP addresses.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-09-30 11:40:46
Half alive and stark-raving free and maligned Encroaching on the purpose of this commercial-free interruption Due to the prolific nature of this statement Listener aggression is advised
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-09-30 11:41:32
WHAT?! . . . WHAT THE F%#&?!
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Post by: Soda on 2017-09-30 11:55:37
Morale (also known as esprit de corps (French pronunciation: [ɛspʀi də kɔʀ])) is the capacity of a group's members to maintain belief in an institution or goal, particularly in the face of opposition or hardship. Morale is often referenced by authority figures as a generic value judgment of the willpower, obedience, and self-discipline of a group tasked with performing duties assigned by a superior. According to Alexander H. Leighton, "morale is the capacity of a group of people to pull together persistently and consistently in pursuit of a common purpose". Morale is important in the military, because it improves unit cohesion. Without good morale, a force will be more likely to give up or surrender. Morale is usually assessed at a collective, rather than an individual level. In wartime, civilian morale is also important. Esprit de corps is considered to be an important part of a fighting unit.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-09-30 17:10:30
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-10-01 07:45:33
This is a link to a news story (https://cringeynews.com/cops-teacher-blew-student-activity-cash-on-penny-slots/) about a teacher who gambled away thousands of dollars of her students' money.
Link (https://www.dropbox.com/s/eur0tqb9a76z2hz/Screenshot%202017-09-23%2012.33.59.png?dl=0)
And the moral is, be careful how you cut text in online links. "Cringey news" is right.
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Post by: Darrin on 2017-10-01 09:38:06
(Yeeaaaah, lol. ^ )
The Glitch Mob is going to get you.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-10-01 19:18:25
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-10-01 19:19:44
(That driver aced it. And in a fraction of a second, they messed it all up. :'()
I hate iOS 11.
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Post by: Silverwing on 2017-10-02 14:04:26
Thoughts and prayers to those in Las Vegas.
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-10-03 16:01:11
(https://i.imgur.com/jTGAi5h.png)
XDD
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-10-03 16:04:09
(We get each others... but I must admit, I am thankful I figured out that if I posted it that late, I knew to wait. ;D We had said that long ago in our pre planning.)
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-10-03 18:07:34
I’m tired of iOS 11 changing the ' apostrophe to a ’ apostrophe! ARGH!
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Post by: Grapefoot on 2017-10-03 18:20:37
Blake Shelton.
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-10-04 16:40:24
(https://i.imgur.com/VxodLHJ.jpg)
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-10-06 13:29:20
HERE COMES THE PAIN!
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-10-06 17:54:48
((Wolfwood ^ LOL!!!))
fUN dEPARTMENT.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-10-06 22:31:35
Most of the time... when you're crying, nobody notices your tears.
Most of the time... when you're worried, nobody feels your pain.
Most of the time... when you're happy, nobody sees your smile.
But, dammit, ya fart just one time...!
:{ :o
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Post by: Rainberry on 2017-10-06 23:01:10
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-10-08 12:19:58
No matter what, the south still gets the raw end of the deal with the most poverty. Northern states tend to be better off with the exception of New York simply because of poverty around New York City and the Jersey suburbs.
(https://i.imgur.com/P3swkKY.jpg)
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Post by: Rainberry on 2017-10-08 18:20:29
Pringles are not made of potatoes.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-10-11 00:18:23
Me after hitting the buffet at my favorite Mexican place Sunday afternoon.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-10-15 14:35:04
These people have a mold problem. Must live in the humid south.
(https://i.imgur.com/VW54VCm.jpg)
I can't even imagine how someone lets this sit this long. It's absolutely disgusting.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-10-15 14:38:20
scissors
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-10-15 16:27:31
Brad Keselowski.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-10-17 14:14:01
Insurance
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-10-17 14:22:47
Sales Consultant.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-10-17 17:06:51
(https://i.gyazo.com/76a100ea140c42f7c12f962d37a656bc.png) I added the meme mash-ups/remixes into my playlist before the actual song itself. I don't know what that says about me if anything.
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Post by: Soda on 2017-10-17 17:09:34
(Judged)
Judge Judy.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-10-19 11:56:16
1 life, 9 hearts, 18 hands
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Post by: Silverwing on 2017-10-19 13:47:29
Meh.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-10-20 15:25:54
Sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
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Post by: Silverwing on 2017-10-22 21:17:02
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-11-02 23:16:52
This is one messed up Canadian town. At least this street. Look at all the stuff that happens here from speeding, screaming people, lighting, and shootouts! All in one year!
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-11-04 20:48:05
Atomic
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-11-06 17:02:32
Subsonic.
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Post by: Claof on 2017-11-06 19:04:50
Mediterranean
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-11-07 08:18:15
Go ahead and try this on your keyboard. It should work.
At the same time, press A,S,D, and F while holding the return and shift key.
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Post by: 1234 on 2017-11-08 18:27:18
EXCUSE ME, SIR!
Do you have Prince Albert in a can?
YOU DO!?
Well, you better let the poor guy out!
WUHA WUHA WUHA WUHA WUHA WUHA
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-11-08 18:27:49
(Lmao Numbers. I love that.)
GOOD ENOUGH HAD ENOUGH
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Post by: Blurr on 2017-11-08 22:16:49
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Post by: Silverwing on 2017-11-09 11:17:30
Attila the Hun!
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2017-11-09 11:29:10
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-12-20 12:33:05
(^ I have to ask... who is 9 even supposed to be? lol! I think I feel like a 9 because of that smile.) @System423
Debut album.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-12-20 14:44:27
(I dunno, but I know there was like...ONE black kid in the original Harry Potter @RainySunshine ) Wait and Bleed
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-12-21 12:59:18
Smiles and sunshine!
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-12-22 22:16:55
One of the "lost" Snafu shorts, production of which was cancelled due to the war's end, was to be entitled "Mop Up, or, How To Get A Fat Jap Out of a Cave".
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Post by: Soda on 2017-12-22 22:18:11
Hot and irritated.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-12-25 22:18:11
Just Monika
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Post by: Darrin on 2017-12-25 23:54:04
Snow in my shorts.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-12-27 11:14:42
The scratching intro to Purity
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-12-27 12:29:01
Puma.
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Post by: Miggs on 2017-12-27 19:33:07
Hands on my face, overbearing I can't get out
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2017-12-27 21:29:25
F7.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2017-12-28 15:27:24
So what is it with the weather girl who comes on at the top and twenty of every hour on my local radio station? I don't think she's a real woman-- I think she's one of those automated computer programs that reads the data it's fed in a synthesized human voice, but her tone and pitch are just off enough to be plainly recognized as a 'bot. It's like, what the hell genius decided to set her vocal modulator to "perky drunk girl at party"?
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2017-12-28 16:57:27
Balloons are so weird... "Happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath." - Bill Murray
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2017-12-28 17:01:47
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-01-15 19:31:33
Lol! ^
Pine cones!
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Post by: Captain Ridiculous on 2018-01-15 19:49:32
Orion's Belt is a huge waist of space.
A communist joke isn't funny unless everyone gets it.
Swiss army knives are only like 8% knife.
When you're a kid, sexual jokes are considered adult content, but when you're an adult, they're considered immature.
It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly
I hate using Drano. You're literally pouring money down the drain.
"Probiotic" sounds a lot better than "bacteria infested."
Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
Technically, Humpty Dumpty died a crack head
Watching all these Hollywood people pretend they didn't know about Weinstein is some of the best acting they’ve done in years!
Limbo champion walks into a bar...he's disqualified.
Why the doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
I had to call my dog long distance. Good thing I had rollover minutes!
How much time has to pass before grave robbing is considered archaeology?
If someone says "I'm a sub-par golfer" does that mean they're good at golf, or bad?
If you boil a clown, do you get laughing stock?
I ate a shepherd's pie for lunch. He was pretty upset about it.
If your house doesn't have house numbers on it, you need to address that situation.
Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and nobody asks what the heck is wrong with you.
Trust is like an eraser. It gets smaller and smaller after every mistake.
Any person can be nice to my face, but it takes a real friend to be nice behind my back.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2018-01-16 20:09:28
WARNING
International agreements and national laws protect copyrighted motion pictures, videotapes and sound recordings.
Unauthorized reproduction, exhibition or distribution of copyrighted motion pictures can result in severe criminal and civil penalties under the laws of your country.
The International Criminal Police Organization - INTERPOL, has expressed its concern about motion picture and sound recording piracy to all of its member national police forces. (Resolution adopted at INTERPOL General Assembly, Stockholm, Sweden, September 8, 1977.)
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Post by: Rainberry on 2018-01-16 20:52:15
Uhhh........ hi.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2018-01-16 22:22:49
You know what...?
...Chicken butt. :D
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-01-17 14:02:59
1. "Overture" 2. "Sinister Rouge" 3. "Social Suicide" 4. "Atheist Peace" 5. "All There Is" 6. "Los Angeles Is Burning" 7. "Let Them Eat War" 8. "God's Love" 9. "To Another Abyss" 10. "The Quickening" 11. "The Empire Strikes First" 12. "Beyond Electric Dreams" 13. "Boot Stamping on a Human Face Forever" 14. "Live Again (The Fall of Man)"
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Post by: FoxTail on 2018-01-17 18:11:43
Shadow of darkness.
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Post by: 1234 on 2018-01-17 19:16:18
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Post by: Soda on 2018-01-20 20:30:10
Greek people on average have sex over 160 times a year.
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Post by: 1234 on 2018-01-22 15:26:36
This is Jesse Mach, an ex-motorcycle cop, injured in the line of duty.
Now a police troubleshooter, he's been recruited for a top secret government mission to ride Street Hawk -- an all-terrain attack motorcycle designed to fight urban crime, capable of incredible speeds up to three hundred miles an hour, and immense firepower.
Only one man, federal agent Norman Tuttle, knows Jesse Mach's true identity.
The man...the machine...Street Hawk.
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2018-01-22 15:30:26
Wasps in your socks.
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Post by: 1234 on 2018-01-22 21:21:10
Open up the limit... *BANG, BANG* Pass the point of no return...
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2018-01-24 01:56:09
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-02-16 11:04:20
(^ Lol on pretty much everything above!)
(https://i.imgur.com/6VhRGTi.jpg)
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-02-18 11:24:47
stan
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2018-02-19 15:49:20
Would you like to open a new tab?
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-02-19 18:27:49
You slither in all kinds of shit.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-02-20 16:21:46
Just like kids in the back seat of a car.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-02-20 18:10:25
I love how PopTeamEpic parodied (http://crtkitten.tumblr.com/post/171029495544/saltydkdan-i-cannot-believe-pop-team-epic) this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zBTF4INW5g&feature=youtu.be). It's so fucking good.
Oh yeah, volume warning, I guess.
Goddammit it's fake. Whatever I still love it.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2018-02-22 20:19:35
It was at times a long, difficult road. But I'm glad it was long and difficult, because if I hadn't gone through hell to get there, the lesson might not have been as clear. You see, kids, right from the moment I met your mom, I knew... I have to love this woman as much as I can for as long as I can, and I can never stop loving her, not even for a second. I carried that lesson with me through every stupid fight we ever had, every 5:00 a.m. Christmas morning, every sleepy Sunday afternoon, through every speed bump. Every pang of jealousy or boredom or uncertainty that came our way, I carried that lesson with me. And I carried it with me when she got sick. Even then, in what can only be called the worst of times, all I could do was look at her and thank God, thank every god there is, or ever was, or will be, and the whole universe, and anyone else I can possibly thank that I saw that beautiful girl on that train platform, and that I had the guts to stand up, walk over to her, tap her on the shoulder, open my mouth, and speak.
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2018-02-22 20:22:26
Lollypop Gumdrop.
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2018-02-22 22:39:02
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-02-22 23:19:39
Koala
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Post by: Kiwi on 2018-02-23 09:46:49
Spray me down!
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2018-02-24 00:49:20
Human Centipede 4: "100% Financially Bankrupt".
DISCLAIMER: Not a real movie.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-02-24 23:15:36
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2018-02-25 00:27:51
I always thought Peterbilt was spelled Peterbuilt. I was wrong.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-02-25 11:16:30
BOW TO YOUR SENSEI
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Post by: Darrin on 2018-02-25 18:18:11
Is making peace with the establishment is an important aspect of maturity?
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Post by: FoxTail on 2018-02-26 20:33:48
Oldie but a goodie!!!! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4)
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-03-01 16:22:06
FIND OUT WHAT FACEBOOK KNOWS ABOUT YOU... EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN ACCOUNT
Even if you don't have a Facebook account, here's how to find out all the secret data Facebook has about YOU.
To download it, click at the top right of any Facebook page and select Settings.
Click "Download a copy of your Facebook data" below your General Account Settings and then click the green button.
It takes about 10 minutes for Facebook to retrieve the file and you'll get an email and notification when it's ready to download.
Even if you don't use Facebook, you might be surprised by what you find. They have been collecting data on your for ages... You will find data of what you buy, where you go on the internet both good and bad, your likes, dislikes. You attitude, religion, personal information, where you live, political preferences, etc.
For more click here... (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12003431)
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Post by: Blurr on 2018-03-01 17:48:36
JUST DO IT!
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Post by: Silverwing on 2018-03-02 00:07:41
FIND OUT WHAT FACEBOOK KNOWS ABOUT YOU... EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN ACCOUNT
Even if you don't have a Facebook account, here's how to find out all the secret data Facebook has about YOU.
To download it, click at the top right of any Facebook page and select Settings.
Click "Download a copy of your Facebook data" below your General Account Settings and then click the green button.
It takes about 10 minutes for Facebook to retrieve the file and you'll get an email and notification when it's ready to download.
Even if you don't use Facebook, you might be surprised by what you find. They have been collecting data on your for ages... You will find data of what you buy, where you go on the internet both good and bad, your likes, dislikes. You attitude, religion, personal information, where you live, political preferences, etc.
For more click here... (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12003431)
(Thanks!)
Boots-smoots-magoots!
I am using a hotels internet right now!
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Post by: Soda on 2018-03-03 12:03:34
FIND OUT WHAT FACEBOOK KNOWS ABOUT YOU... EVEN IF YOU DON'T HAVE AN ACCOUNT
Even if you don't have a Facebook account, here's how to find out all the secret data Facebook has about YOU.
To download it, click at the top right of any Facebook page and select Settings.
Click "Download a copy of your Facebook data" below your General Account Settings and then click the green button.
It takes about 10 minutes for Facebook to retrieve the file and you'll get an email and notification when it's ready to download.
Even if you don't use Facebook, you might be surprised by what you find. They have been collecting data on your for ages... You will find data of what you buy, where you go on the internet both good and bad, your likes, dislikes. You attitude, religion, personal information, where you live, political preferences, etc.
For more click here... (http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=12003431)
I did this.... and it's creepy. Very creepy. I mean I knew they tracked everything we did... but following us to sites outside of Facebook? Wow.... I had no idea how much dirt they had on me and others. It's sickening. My file download was over 90MB.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2018-03-03 12:28:07
XIX
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2018-03-03 13:53:56
(You mean, like, silly "ate paste back in kindergarten and refused to sleep at naptime" kind of stuff, or your credit information and directions to your house? As one who has dealt with my enemies spreading lies about me, including forging arrest records, this kind of thing is very worrisome.)
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Post by: Grapefoot on 2018-03-04 00:30:39
Ventriloquist.
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Post by: 1234 on 2018-03-08 19:52:03
RAMBO FTW
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-03-08 20:49:47
Aatrox
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Post by: Smiles2us on 2018-03-08 23:22:21
20.
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Post by: Rainberry on 2018-03-10 00:14:47
A powerful sneeze can be embarrassing, particularly in a quiet environment. And sneezing attacks are even worse. Sometimes it seems that people around you are thinking, “Oh my gosh, I wonder what germs just came flying out!”
But whatever came flying out, it’s a good thing it did.
Read more at https://www.star2.com/health/2018/03/03/sneezingsnotpleasing/#SIJZyfHmgSMwMAYj.99
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Post by: 1234 on 2018-03-10 12:33:19
THIS IS THE SELF-PRESERVATION SOCIETY
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Post by: FoxTail on 2018-03-10 13:59:09
The flame won't burn out.
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Post by: 1234 on 2018-03-10 19:40:15
It's a long road... When you're on our own...
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Post by: Silverwing on 2018-03-10 23:53:14
Remember GTE?
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-03-11 10:54:22
Dad was such a drag. Every day he'd eat the same kind of food, dress the same, sit in front of the same kind of games... Yeah, he was just that kind of guy. But then one day, he goes and kills us all! He couldn't even be original about the way he did it. I'm not complaining... I was dying of boredom anyway, But guess what? I will be coming back, and I'm bringing my new toys with me.
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Post by: Darrin on 2018-03-11 11:20:42
Ice keeps you warmer then snow.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-03-12 11:32:37
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2018-03-12 16:01:07
Puffy Chunks.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-03-14 23:42:11
Just why
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-03-15 16:46:38
Normal sock sized.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-03-15 20:58:30
Eddie, you can't just kill someone because of the way they looked at you! ...... Oh yeah?! Why not?!
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Post by: Rainberry on 2018-03-15 21:22:44
"If you would persuade, you must appeal to interest rather than intellect." -Benjamin Franklin
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-03-17 14:16:10
If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
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Post by: Darrin on 2018-03-17 16:34:54
Bloopity.
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2018-03-17 20:52:58
Corn flakes were invented to help prevent masturbation. It didn't work.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-03-17 22:39:38
Applejack has been seen driving two different vehicles. In, "Applejack Perspective," she is seen driving an older pickup truck with the words "Bighorn" written on the back. It resembles and 80s/early 90s Ford F-150. In the episode, "Weekend Getaway," she has a brown colored 4x4 SUV. It resembles a 70s/80s Jeep Wagoneer. -Link (http://adorkabletwilightandfriends.wikia.com/wiki/Applejack)
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Post by: Rainberry on 2018-03-18 11:40:09
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Post by: 1234 on 2018-03-19 15:36:59
The Adventures of Ford Fairlane. . . . . . . Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man. . . . . . . I think I've found the best titles ever given to movies.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-03-19 15:51:45
65 degrees.
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Post by: FoxTail on 2018-03-19 17:50:32
The Titfield Thunderbolt
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2018-03-19 21:31:03
I think I've found the best titles ever given to movies.
(Other contenders for "Titles That Make You Actually Want To Check Out This Movie": The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T, Bubble Gum and Broken Fingers, The Middle Finger, and The Man Who Loved Cat Dancing, which, sadly, has nothing to do with dancing cats.)
Um... when even your on-topic thoughts are pretty scattershot and random, there really isn't much you have to say here, is there?
Cue the iris out and the funny cartoon music...!
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-03-20 19:25:53
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Post by: Rainberry on 2018-03-25 21:05:57
Ever wonder which weather site has the most accurate forecasts for your town? Use this site to find out. (https://www.forecastadvisor.com) For me it is Weather Underground that is 97% accurate while Accuweather is only 82% accurate.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-03-26 23:17:53
Terri, put this in my "God damn it, they took my idea and did it first" file.
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Post by: Soda on 2018-03-27 14:17:15
Soybean.
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Post by: 1234 on 2018-03-28 18:33:17
Malibu Express, Hard Ticket to Hawaii, Picasso Trigger, Savage Beach, Guns, Do or Die, Hard Hunted, Fit to Kill, Enemy Gold, The Dallas Connection, Day of the Warrior, Return to Savage Beach.
Above: the titles of Andy Sidaris' "L.E.T.H.A.L. Ladies" film series.
Yes, I know wayyy too many bad movies.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2018-03-29 16:30:23
This is not a joke, this is serious. Delete everything Google knows about you. This article will help you in deleting all the searches, download, photos, videos, location, your preferences, EVERYTHING, this will help in deleting it all. Google tracks everything you do even when you aren't logged in. If you simply use Google search (Thankfully I don't), they are tracking you.
To delete all Google knows of you in a few seconds, simply log into your Google Account then click the following links I laid out for you.
To delete all the locations Google knows you are and have been... CLIKC HERE (https://accounts.google.com/ServiceLogin/signinchooser?service=friendview&passive=1209600&hl=en&gl=us&continue=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fmaps%2Ftimeline%3Fpb%3D&flowName=GlifWebSignIn&flowEntry=ServiceLogin).
To delete all your online activity that Google tracks, CLICK HERE (https://myactivity.google.com). You will need to do this on each device you own and have used Google on. So diff computers, laptops, tablets, phones, etc.
To delete all the events you've been too that Google knows you've been at... Click here (https://accounts.google.com/ServiceLogin/signinchooser?passive=1209600&osid=1&continue=https%3A%2F%2Ftakeout.google.com%2Fsettings%2Ftakeout&followup=https%3A%2F%2Ftakeout.google.com%2Fsettings%2Ftakeout&flowName=GlifWebSignIn&flowEntry=ServiceLogin).
To delete all the ad preferences and change the settings Google uses to cater to you, click here (https://accounts.google.com/ServiceLogin/signinchooser?passive=1209600&osid=1&continue=https%3A%2F%2Fadssettings.google.com%2Fauthenticated&followup=https%3A%2F%2Fadssettings.google.com%2Fauthenticated&flowName=GlifWebSignIn&flowEntry=ServiceLogin).
Every file you have ever uploaded, viewed, or downloaded can be seen here. Every file ever uploaded to your Google drive, even if deleted, can be seen here (https://accounts.google.com/ServiceLogin/signinchooser?passive=1209600&osid=1&continue=https%3A%2F%2Ftakeout.google.com%2Fsettings%2Ftakeout&followup=https%3A%2F%2Ftakeout.google.com%2Fsettings%2Ftakeout&flowName=GlifWebSignIn&flowEntry=ServiceLogin).
Every app you have ever used is tracked here (https://accounts.google.com/ServiceLogin/signinchooser?service=accountsettings&passive=1209600&osid=1&continue=https%3A%2F%2Fmyaccount.google.com%2Fpermissions&followup=https%3A%2F%2Fmyaccount.google.com%2Fpermissions&flowName=GlifWebSignIn&flowEntry=ServiceLogin).
Clear your history of every video that Google has tracked you watching on Youtube here (https://www.youtube.com/feed/history/search_history).
See the files Google has on you and what if thinks your health is here (https://accounts.google.com/ServiceLogin/signinchooser?passive=1209600&osid=1&continue=https%3A%2F%2Ftakeout.google.com%2Fsettings%2Ftakeout&followup=https%3A%2F%2Ftakeout.google.com%2Fsettings%2Ftakeout&flowName=GlifWebSignIn&flowEntry=ServiceLogin).
Any photo you have ever searched or downloaded can be viewed here (https://accounts.google.com/ServiceLogin/signinchooser?passive=1209600&osid=1&continue=https%3A%2F%2Ftakeout.google.com%2Fsettings%2Ftakeout&followup=https%3A%2F%2Ftakeout.google.com%2Fsettings%2Ftakeout&flowName=GlifWebSignIn&flowEntry=ServiceLogin).
Never let any company track you if you can help it. No one should know all this about you.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2018-03-30 20:14:13
slim shady
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2018-03-30 22:07:40
This is not a joke, this is serious. Delete everything Google knows about you.
(Hey, wait... if they can track/read my e-mails, can they help me get back a couple of short stories I've lost? I no longer have master copies, and my submission logs may have gotten thrown out along with some other archival paperwork. I'd really like those back.)
Um... here's one of my favorite cartoons, but dubbed in some weird foreign language. Enjoy.
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2018-03-31 10:47:51
This is not a joke, this is serious. Delete everything Google knows about you.
(Hey, wait... if they can track/read my e-mails, can they help me get back a couple of short stories I've lost? I no longer have master copies, and m
(Look through their files of you, they might have it. I went through it yesterday and found some old stuff of mine, took it, then deleted it from Google forever)
Poop.
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Post by: Soda on 2018-03-31 10:48:58
What do you think this is? 2002 AND I AM AVRIL LAVINGE?!
Title: Tongue lashing
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2018-04-03 19:24:07
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-04-08 00:28:19
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-04-08 00:58:14
YouTube uses your computer IP address to determine your physical location / country. In order to bypass these country-specific restrictions on YouTube, try this trick:
If the URL of the YouTube video is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gLxlXamhgY – just replace the /watch?v= part with /v so your new URL becomes http://www.youtube.com/v/5gLxlXamhgY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gLxlXamhgY).
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2018-04-08 19:24:19
So I got to thinking, and I was wondering, if they have a noodle called "elbow macaroni", why don't they make "knee macaroni"?
Then I thought further, and I realized shell macaroni does kind of looks like tiny kneecaps....
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Post by: Silverwing on 2018-04-09 16:57:24
Each office is independently owned and operated.
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Post by: 1234 on 2018-04-11 20:05:42
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-04-12 23:02:00
Billy Mitchell Stripped of High Scores, Banned From Video Game Competitions (http://variety.com/2018/gaming/news/king-of-kong-stripped-of-title-1202751358/).
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Post by: 1234 on 2018-04-13 23:28:30
"Do you know how thick one inch of steel is?!"
"It's one inch less than two inches."
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Post by: Soda on 2018-04-13 23:31:57
Others just let it fly.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-04-14 22:00:27
When you're really bored so you look at the clock https://vocaroo.com/i/s1juLaSHTlVY
I'm BOOOORED. I hurt myself making this.
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Post by: Kiwi on 2018-04-14 23:55:52
(Lol)
FLAC.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-04-16 20:21:44
Somebody toucha' my spaghet!
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-04-16 21:56:17
Nervous Breakdown
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2018-04-18 02:43:10
Let me kill your kids-- er, I-I mean, your weeds. Yeah, that's it.... (https://youtu.be/jbGA_pvvymo) :nervoussmile:
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Post by: Silverwing on 2018-04-18 14:12:25
Flowing hair!
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2018-04-20 00:56:01
(https://i.imgur.com/NWU50XM.jpg)
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2018-04-20 22:44:54
(https://i.imgur.com/uR692eo.jpg)
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-04-21 00:44:52
^ Lol!
(https://i.imgur.com/OMbCjxk.jpg)
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-04-24 20:29:44
Shit
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-04-25 14:35:05
Trinity Motors.
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2018-04-25 18:57:43
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-04-25 21:47:19
Sir. this is Wallgreens.
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Post by: Silverwing on 2018-04-26 15:42:13
In a nutshell, this article is a pile of steaming poopies.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2018-04-26 22:31:47
Save your breath for cooling your soup. He seduced my wife. Arrest him!
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Post by: Kiwi on 2018-04-27 11:25:03
The dialogue isn't good.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-04-27 22:42:58
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2018-04-27 23:02:04
(https://i.imgur.com/vNwtuzi.jpg)
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-04-28 21:56:45
April 28.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-04-29 12:51:46
No stairway, denied!
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Post by: Smiles2us on 2018-04-29 16:32:18
A million days in your arms is not far too much.
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Post by: Kiwi on 2018-05-01 15:45:02
I say 'sorry' as [sa:ri:].
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-05-02 19:30:01
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/275012497482842113/441400490639491072/unknown.png) (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/275012497482842113/441402855132364820/unknown.png) Welcome to Jackass
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Post by: Soda on 2018-05-04 21:38:32
Vortex!
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-05-05 20:49:08
Sid and Nancy
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2018-05-05 21:03:18
Three little diodes (blue, green and red) can light that thing up, which means the screen can glow in: Blue Green Red Logically. ;p
However, more than one diode can light up at once, giving new colors. But unfortunately, the light emitted by each diode is of varying intensity, sometimes giving the wrong colors.
Cyan (actually appears as some pale shade of teal, but can pass off as cyan) Yellow (actually appears as orange) Magenta (correctly appears as magenta ;))
And then all three diodes can light up at once to make... White (white, if you couldn't read) However, due to the aforementioned problem with the intensity of each diode, it appears as a lighter shade of magenta, more like pink.
I can switch to each color (in the order I mentioned them) by pressing and holding the watch's light button. It'll cycle through all the colors until I let go of the button once I get to a color I like.
After the white light, the watch will start flashing all the colors I mentioned (meaning that whenever I'll hit the light button, all the colors will flash on my watch for a few seconds, which is fun at first, but gets annoying after a while), before going back to just blue.
Yeah, I had time to lose. ;p
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-05-23 19:48:53
(https://i.gyazo.com/249b1ff0b90a64f731893c5924057d9a.png) "Oh hey, remastered is doing pretty good in reviews. Kinda surprising considering what people are say-- wait..."
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2018-05-23 20:21:23
Scattered thunderstorms are continuing to develop over the southeast this afternoon. These storms are feeding on good instability and decent effective shear of around 40kts which has caused one storm to become severe around Wheatland. These storms will continue evolve during the course of the afternoon and early evening with the main threats being large hail and damaging winds. Would not be surprised if this convection lingers through the early evening due to synoptic scale forcing from the potential vorticity anomaly and the entrance region of the upper level jet. Things should begin to clear out overnight along with some patchy fog. However, nice weather is on horizon tomorrow as the upper level ridge builds over the area and suppresses the convection.
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Post by: Blurr on 2018-05-24 18:11:39
;auehfpvc9uebdsi
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-05-24 20:37:29
Would you kindly?
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Post by: Smiles2us on 2018-05-24 21:08:30
IMG_00293
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-05-25 13:39:00
Wildlife Officials Can't Figure Out What Kind of Animal This is In Montana. It was shot, still intact, but is like nothing anyone's ever seen before. (https://www.greatfallstribune.com/story/news/2018/05/24/wolf-dog-dogman-some-mysterious-creature-montanans-look-answers/634379002/)
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Post by: Claof on 2018-05-27 04:48:20
Claof's Custom Signature: Non è né l'acqua, né il latte.
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Post by: Kiwi on 2018-05-27 10:30:56
Sippy cup.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-05-27 15:02:29
27 Land Mines
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-05-27 15:26:37
99 red balloons.
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Post by: Captain Ridiculous on 2018-05-27 19:04:43
Have you ever had an old car so precious, you worked hard to bring it back to its original glory while making great memories in the process?
William Smith had that, but it has been destroyed altogether, thanks to a careless, distracted driver who crashed into his restored 1931 Model A – the second car Ford has ever made.
Smith faced this painful tragedy on Friday as a Toyota Corolla crashes into his Model A, which is innocently street-parked in Orange, California.
He and his dad worked on restoring this classic for two years, after being in their family for forty-five years.
The 87-year-old vehicle was a 16th birthday gift to his father in 1973, which was given to him on his 18th birthday.
The car was basically part of their family, but it was only two years ago when he and his father decided to work on fully restoring it back to pristine condition.
Smith told The Drive that his dad drove the Model A to high school and college, then it became his daily driver during his time in college and when he’s working. We can just imagine the lot of memories that come with it.
The culprit is a woman driving a Toyota Corolla, which drifted out of lane and smashed into the Model A’s rear corner.
This totally wrecked the car, leaving Smith with bent frame and driveshaft, snapped differential, cracked transmission housing, split engine block, and four broken wire wheels.
The impact also threw the hood 10 feet away from the car and intensively damaged the body.
Adding insult to the injury, the offender tried to escape the scene, first by backing up, which failed because her car was stuck, then by foot.
Thankfully, the police officers caught her later on for questioning, in which she confessed that she was on the phone when the accident happened.
Not that it’s a valid excuse but, it’s a clear evidence that distracted driving is something we should avoid at all cost.
In a follow-up post, Smith revealed that not only has his car been totaled, but the woman had bare-minimum insurance that will pay him only $5,000, some of which Smith says will have to go to buying the car back from the insurance company.
The only real silver linings are that Smith wasn't hurt because he wasn't in the car, and the woman went to jail on suspicion of both hit and run and driving under the influence.
Smith's follow-up post indicates that he wants to rebuild the car. But it also notes that it won't be easy to do, considering the circumstances.
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Post by: Darrin on 2018-05-29 17:47:16
Chicklets.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-05-29 23:34:08
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2018-05-30 23:22:22
This needs to be flagged because it is so seductive.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-05-31 16:58:06
E
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-06-01 11:09:05
You're not going to amount to JACK. SQUAT. You're gonna end up eating a steady diet of government cheese and living in a VAN down by the RIVER.
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2018-06-01 13:49:57
Yes I did.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-06-03 01:10:56
Tfw 3 piano notes (https://youtu.be/Z9dNrmGD7mU?t=2m15s) makes you go "Oh FUCK" and then you die from shock and have to do the boss fight all over again.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2018-06-03 07:24:36
"I just found out Count Dracula was a faggot! (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNjki9uRZNE&t=1727s)"
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Post by: Kiwi on 2018-06-03 11:54:27
Lemons, lemons everywhere!
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2018-06-03 15:35:41
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Post by: Silverwing on 2018-06-03 21:17:33
Meow.
(https://i.imgur.com/psqUZUt.jpg)
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-06-05 15:25:02
I talk about a dream I had last night that was real weird. (https://vocaroo.com/i/s1ctrL4toOQk)
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Post by: Silverwing on 2018-06-05 15:47:58
(Gringus and sleeping with a black guy. I have no idea what to say. Lol. I love how it just ends. ;D )
Adapter.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-06-07 18:26:28
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-06-08 15:43:38
One of the most powerful yet simple scenes in a video game. If you never played it, it won't mean anything to you, but I love to hate this scene. From the simple "friends" moment, the the horrible man speaking at the funeral and possibly realizing what he is actually saying...
Exact Scene (https://youtu.be/Ghq3H3By-M0?t=136)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2018-06-09 09:18:57
One of the funniest, but unfortunate glitches.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-06-09 14:09:07
( ^LOL)
Mercy.
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Post by: Blurr on 2018-06-09 14:54:00
Overwatch
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2018-06-09 17:48:22
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-07-11 15:12:32
And they named him, Bob.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-07-12 23:01:48
"Social justice stands in direct contravention and opposition to justice. Justice is about, you take action and you get what you deserve. Social justice is you take action and we may or may not give you justice based on the what we think your social group deserves. We are not going to judge the individual, but the group. Social justice is another word for redistribution of an outcome. Social justice is wrong. There is no modifier for the word justice." - MasterXtreme
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2018-07-17 16:18:59
Here in your bedroom
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Post by: Silverwing on 2018-07-17 16:38:46
"Social justice stands in direct contravention and opposition to justice. Justice is about, you take action and you get what you deserve. Social justice is you take action and we may or may not give you justice based on the what we think your social group deserves. We are not going to judge the individual, but the group. Social justice is another word for redistribution of an outcome. Social justice is wrong. There is no modifier for the word justice." - MasterXtreme
Thats awesome. Seriously!
-----------------------------------
Low prices everyday!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-07-20 18:43:41
"Hurry before I change my mind, or my mind changes me!" - MasterXtreme.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-07-20 20:57:50
James, honey... did something happen to you? After we got separated in that long hallway? Are you confusing me with someone else? You were always so forgetful... remember that time in the hotel? You said you took everything, but you forgot that video tape we made. I wonder if it's still there...
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2018-07-23 05:02:37
How many times can you re-polish this turd before it falls to pieces?
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Post by: Soda on 2018-07-23 14:22:26
Never. I've never done such a thing.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-07-23 22:35:46
This is the poster for the 1974 movie "Gone in 60 Seconds". Very realistic drawings of the cars featured in the movie (including the yellow Mustang, Eleanor, doing her 30 ft leap). They almost look real. Accurate depictions of scenes from the movie.
This one is for the 1977 movie "Speedtrap". Going by the title written below in Japanese, it seems they wanted to pass it as a sort of sequel to "Gone". But you can't blame them. The plots of both movies are somewhat similar. Once more, the artwork on this poster is amazing, even though some of it is recycled from the poster for "Gone". Yet again, we get accurate depictions of scenes from the movie, including a flying red Jensen Interceptor in the foreground.
And now, let's finish this with a real non sequitur:
Kumquat. ^^
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2018-07-28 11:27:11
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Post by: Grapefoot on 2018-08-07 00:12:52
Mordecai
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-08-08 09:42:42
Arid Nexus Ambient / Fyrestone
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2018-08-08 10:04:10
Sabrina the Teenage Witch
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Post by: 1234 on 2018-08-08 13:02:35
Water
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-08-08 15:19:48
Nordland.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-08-09 08:24:11
Darth MALL.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-08-18 20:58:28
How to Tilt Miggs in One Image (https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/275012497482842113/480265390757380104/unknown.png) A second away from getting that green health thing only to get killed by the chopped off tail.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Daisyy on 2018-08-19 10:40:09
buy one, get none!
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-08-19 10:50:37
Captain Galloway.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-08-29 10:28:18
Hollow Infusion Time
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Post by: 1234 on 2018-08-29 12:10:21
Arlington Road.
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Post by: Daisyy on 2018-08-29 22:03:53
tIMMy come DONW the roof isn't't saAFE yuo miGHt geT STURK by litNING TimmY you are too YOung to get deaD!! tIMMy BenNY FRAANKLIN WAS A SCIeNTIST kITES arE CONDUCTIVE yOU ARE NOT PLEase tMmy it is no time to TALK ablout your ihNUMNA ritiuals ur GRounded until u die!!
ok now youR UNGROUNded!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2018-08-31 12:28:07
I feel like I know what you're referencing, Daisy.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-09-01 20:52:18
DINKLEBERG!!
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-09-05 12:33:28
slip it in
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-09-08 17:53:01
So cool.
Latest images from NASA's Juno spacecraft of Jupiter.
(https://i.imgur.com/coNdOWN.gif)
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Post by: Daisyy on 2018-09-09 11:00:16
eggplants are special
theyre puprle and fat have you ever seen a sknny eggplan
theyre all shrivelled and grey and theyre not purp
is eggplant is squash or a fruit or a type of berry can you eat eggrplant like a bannan or is it more like a tommate
are egglanp related to tomato? vegetalse burning questions
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: FoxTail on 2018-09-13 22:39:27
(https://i.imgur.com/hVp5Ht5.png)
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Post by: FoxTail on 2018-09-13 23:18:09
And this Mom rocks.
Quick vid (https://imgur.com/gallery/YPuoW7T)
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-09-14 10:38:46
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2018-09-19 19:08:06
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Post by: Smiles2us on 2018-09-19 23:26:29
^ I'm not clicking that.
Fromage.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-09-21 10:58:06
Some good news.
Display of Kindness Between Two Kids Teaches Everyone a Lesson (https://www.king5.com/article/features/sweet-display-of-kindness-at-seahawks-game-garners-attention/281-596496053).
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2018-09-22 00:07:00
Roland speakers.
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Post by: Daisyy on 2018-09-22 15:48:06
the word 'disgruntled' doesn't have anything to do with grunting :(
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Post by: Soda on 2018-09-22 22:00:10
(https://i.imgur.com/QHDZJO9.jpg)
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2018-09-23 19:02:39
Classic.
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Post by: 1234 on 2018-09-24 19:21:01
Update to this post (https://psfforum.com/index.php?topic=524.msg168217#msg168217).
My watch broke, so I got a new one, similar model. The colors appear correctly on this new watch, with the yellow appearing yellow, and the white appearing white, etc. ;D Turns out the blue and green lights on my old one weren't bright enough.
Aaand that takes care of another meaningless anecdote. ;p
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Post by: Grapefoot on 2018-09-26 14:18:20
^ The ongoing saga of Numbers everyone. ;D
Randomly worded words!!!!
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2018-10-01 15:49:52
14+253 = 267
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-10-01 18:15:54
LITERALLY.
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Post by: Rainberry on 2018-10-09 21:25:20
Lorgansplort.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-10-11 19:59:38
Baconite.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-10-12 12:06:53
Lauderdale
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Post by: Silverwing on 2018-10-12 14:53:12
Fort.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-10-13 19:02:00
The phantom exterior like fish eggs interior like suicide wrist red I can exorcise you this could be your Phys. Ed. Cheat on your ma-- AHH I tried to sneak through the door man. Can't make it can't make. Out of my way son. DOOR STUCK. DOOR STUCK.
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Post by: Soda on 2018-10-14 00:14:16
Butter and eggs.
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Post by: 1234 on 2018-10-14 19:46:52
I JUST WATCHED "INVASION USA" AND NOW I WANNA MAKE STUFF BLOW UP.
(Be advised that only the first half of that statement is true.)
(Be also advised that what I say, may or may not reflect what I want you to know.)
(>:D)
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-10-14 20:03:43
DiD yOu JuSt ShOt At Me??? DiD yOu JuSt ShOt. At.Me???
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Post by: Rainberry on 2018-10-14 23:31:35
I got locked in a photo booth at the mall once. It had this weird little door thing instead of a fabric cloth like most, and when I closed it, it locked and didn't open! I guess it got jammed. It wasn't like a full door, I could still squeeze out beneath it. It's like a dressing room door but with a big gap beneath. Anyways, I tried to get out but couldn't so I had to crawl underneath.
I hope you liked that. Leave a smiley at the end of your post if you liked this little story. I have more to share.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-10-17 15:24:49
Egg Egg (backup)
:))
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-10-17 15:34:51
I found a dime today.
:D
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Post by: 1234 on 2018-10-17 15:56:24
Video Home System.
:)
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-10-17 16:02:29
Whooo whoo!
C:-)
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Post by: Soda on 2018-10-17 16:55:21
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Post by: Blurr on 2018-10-17 16:55:51
robin williams
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Post by: Darrin on 2018-10-17 18:10:03
Drumcarbon.
:)
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-10-17 18:54:23
Duke Nukem.
:D
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-10-18 16:34:27
Like 5 blocks
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2018-10-18 21:30:55
Like nothing at all
Nothing at all....
nothing at all.....
:)
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Post by: Blurr on 2018-10-18 21:42:47
Why can’t I be like you jack?
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2018-10-19 12:24:15
Riperoo.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-10-20 00:09:18
A peel.
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Post by: TheBeesSneeze on 2018-10-20 12:28:53
I got over 100 posts!!! :D
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-10-21 11:31:16
I woke up with two songs in my head today.
These songs are literally nothing alike. I have no idea how this happened.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-10-21 15:22:07
I invented the wheel.
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2018-10-27 00:29:22
You don't hire a saint to catch sinners.
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Post by: Silverwing on 2018-10-27 12:22:03
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-10-28 20:43:11
Do not look at the ceiling. If you hear any noises outside. Or in your house. Do not investigate.
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Post by: 1234 on 2018-10-30 18:35:40
"You believe in Jesus?"
"Yes, I do."
"Well, you're gonna meet him." *BANG*
– Quote from "Death Wish II" (1982)
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Post by: Dreaming-of-moonz on 2018-10-30 20:24:20
Typing words as they appear on my autocorrect in 3... 2... 1...
I have a good day at work,and the other day I was just a little bit of an issue with the same time,and I think I can make it a point of the article,and I think I can make it a point of the article,and I think I can make it a point of the article,and I think I can make it a point of the article...
And so on. Whatever that was. I ended up in a loop. Anybody know how that works?
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-10-30 22:48:21
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2018-10-31 14:37:53
I'm wearing two slightly different socks.
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Post by: Rainberry on 2018-11-07 13:12:15
Blast from the past!
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-11-11 15:34:36
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Post by: Grapefoot on 2018-11-11 17:02:16
Inventory management.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-11-12 00:07:26
Horticulture.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-11-18 17:33:40
Le'4che Henry
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Post by: 1234 on 2018-11-18 20:08:22
ALARM FÜR COBRA 11 EINSATZ FÜR TEAM 2
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Post by: Rainberry on 2018-11-19 13:33:26
Domski.
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Post by: Silverwing on 2018-11-23 17:37:06
Rub-a-dub-dub.
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Post by: Miggs on 2018-12-01 19:51:27
postcards from the future
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2018-12-02 23:07:08
Broken link
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2018-12-22 00:45:31
Tummy tickler.
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2019-01-16 19:02:10
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2019-02-26 16:02:42
(^Thats great!)
Rice and beans.
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Post by: Kiwi on 2019-02-26 22:14:27
Have you ever wondered what the most viewed single pieces of art were on PSF? This includes single pieces of art, comics, or art related stuff and does not include compilation topics or artist topics with lots of their art stuffed into it. Also included only sneeze art. Well you are about to find out due to me having free time to do nothing! Let's begin luvs! Stats collected as of Feb 26, 2019.
So I went counted every sneeze pic that had over 500 views at the time of compiling this list. Some things to take note of is of that NO male content was represented in the top 40. The first male art that would be ranked has 418 views and would be in the 80s in terms of ranking. Of the top 40 pictures here, it is made up of seven different artists, but if we continued down into the top 100 the representation grows a lot more. Also at the top of is a higher concentration of Equestrian Girls art over pony or any other art. Canon characters beat OC characters in terms of review and placement.
So who had the most nods in the top 40 here?
Silverwing - 17 AnyPoneDrawn - 9 System423 - 8 Ari Dynamic - 3 RainySunshine - 1 Erudork - 1 MasterXtreme - 1 (I realize it doesn't add up to 40 and I can't find my mistake!! ERRG!)
And yes, there are truly some outliers that are ranked near the top that might be puzzling such as Callie Briggs and Josie and the Pussycats as they don't tend to have a relation to most content on the site.
Hope you enjoyed reading this.
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Post by: 1234 on 2019-02-27 02:05:45
(Great post, @Kiwi. :) I calculated your 17+9+8+3+1+1+1, and it does add up to 40, no worries. ;))
"Who taught you to do this stuff?"
"YOU, ALRIGHT?! I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU!"
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Post by: Silverwing on 2019-02-27 15:05:31
(Kiwi, that's incredible! Thank you for sharing this. I would have thought it would have been dominated by MasterX, Rainy, APD, and S4. I guess the first two were more from PSF 1.0.)
VLC.
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Post by: Darrin on 2019-02-28 16:13:35
Oh now that's cool, Kiwi! Good job! Constructive work! I approve!
Uhhh, random one liner.
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Post by: Miggs on 2019-03-03 10:49:49
Meet the Mewts. The Mewts are magical creatures from a place that is so far away, it's right next to your dreams. They don't have mouths, so they can’t speak. They don’t have arms, so they can’t hug. But they are full of more love than any creature you've ever known. They exist to watch over us, with their big, knowing eyes. They are protectors of everything we hold dear. We are what they hold dear.
Meet Flopsy. Flopsy failed to protect everything we hold dear. Flopsy failed to protect us.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2019-03-09 15:35:11
Amtrak.
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Post by: Blurr on 2019-03-10 15:33:11
Sokka's first girlfriend turned into the moon.
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Post by: Grapefoot on 2019-03-11 15:07:53
Skyrim has an unparalleled modding community in both scope and talent, constantly creating quality mods that keep The Elder Scrolls 5 relevant even several years after most games would have faded.
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Post by: Blurr on 2019-03-11 17:55:58
Sleepwalkers is Stephen King's most insane movie.
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Post by: Silverwing on 2019-03-11 18:43:23
I can't log into my Steam account. :(
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2019-03-16 13:14:09
Super Duper!
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Post by: Miggs on 2019-03-16 13:15:53
kleenex
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Post by: Silverwing on 2019-03-16 13:16:09
Secret love.
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Post by: Miggs on 2019-03-22 12:14:42
I like that picture.... where can I find that pic.
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Post by: Miggs on 2019-03-24 15:20:07
Here Link (https://twitter.com/nichegamer/status/1108946111224406017)
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2019-03-25 18:32:56
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Post by: 1234 on 2019-03-29 02:08:41
This afternoon, I was messing around in GTA:SA. I decided to use a code to get a whole bunch of weapons, just to see what kind of mayhem I could cause.
So here I am. I have a rocket launcher and a 4-star wanted level, meaning cops are bringing in helicopters. Glad to finally be able to easily blow up helicopters with the launcher, I'm on a rooftop, and I hear rotor blades swooshing above me. I look up, and indeed, there is a helicopter.
But then I take a closer look at the writing underneath it... aaand it's a news helicopter. Not one from the police. I feel a bit of disappointment. But then, I figure, hey. It's a helicopter. So I shoot it. The helicopter blows up and starts falling...
...but then, out of nowhere, AN ACTUAL POLICE HELICOPTER, the kind I was waiting for, suddenly swoops in. The burning news helicopter collides with it as it falls. The police helicopter blows up... and crashes right on top of me. Instantly wasted.
Yeah. I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
XD
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2019-03-29 13:38:12
The stories that can come from times in a GTA game is great!
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Post by: Silverwing on 2019-03-31 18:09:54
Join me as we see how many topics there are about "Harvey Street Kids" on PSF and who creates them.
Let us begin.
There are 12 Harvey Street Kids Topics (https://psfforum.com/index.php?action=search2) on PSF. You'd think we are some kind of fansite for them. Now out of those 12 topics, you'd probably expect a lot of comments wouldn't you? Probably thousands. Lets see how many posts there are in those 12 topics.
There is only 65 posts in those 12 topics. Hmm. That seems low. How many different people communicate in those topics? Only different members. That isn't much. But certainly it is dispersed well.
Actually no. Everyone of those of 12 topics was created by the same person. That same person also made up 98% of the 65 posts in those 12 topics.
Who is that person? Deecat98.
I hope you enjoyed this overwhelming adventure of fandoms today and I look forward to seeing you next time when we find another harrowing topic to discuss and break down.
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Post by: 1234 on 2019-03-31 18:25:40
(^ I remember back when it was all about The Loud House. Times have changed... People, not so much. ;p)
CONGLATURATION !!!
YOU HAVE COMPLETED A GREAT GAME.
AND PROOVED THE JUSTICE OF OUR CULTURE.
NOW GO AND REST OUR HEROES !
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2019-03-31 20:36:53
(Lol! I had totally forgotten about the Loud House and that whole era of craze. Thanks for the great episode of whatever that was Silverwing, super informative. ;) Will watch next episode whatever it may be. I also liked the messing in GTA SA episode, would watch that again too. Great programming here.)
My attempt at making a car via text things. Someone here used to make really good ones, but I never could follow suit.
_______ ___/ \_ (o_________o_]
That is the best I can do.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2019-04-01 15:41:28
(Good info and very very very nice car. ;) )
Skyrim: 5 Unsettling Mysteries You May Have Missed in The Elder Scrolls 5
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Post by: Miggs on 2019-04-02 16:52:05
(Dat info tho)
There's a fly on his forehead
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Post by: Miggs on 2019-04-02 16:56:35
(Also wtf is Harvey Streetkids)
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Post by: Silverwing on 2019-04-02 17:05:18
( You haven't been around much to know. Just be glad you haven't, lol! )
Title: Harvey Street Kids
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2019-04-03 08:02:30
(It's a Netflix show that follows the life of three of Harvey Comics' more obscure female characters... and makes one ambiguously ethnic (https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ButNotTooBlack) to boot. Cute, but hardly anything to write home about. )
Um.... oh, er... darn it... I-I got nothin'. Gosh, this is awkward. Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Conway Twitty.
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Post by: Rainberry on 2019-04-03 14:47:45
Hello ladies and gentlemen.
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2019-04-05 07:50:17
Pumpkin spice latte actually contains no pumpkin at all.
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2019-04-05 18:47:28
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2019-05-02 22:17:01
Now you can cook like a pro too.
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Post by: Miggs on 2019-05-04 21:26:28
The dude from Korn wrote a song for Silent Hill Downpour. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83hl5TlAbDA) The rest of Downpour was composed by Daniel Licht who made Honor for All from Dishonored (and I'm sure a bunch of other stuff) (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0NFGgl7Cqs)
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2019-05-05 14:00:34
I understand. I'm very sorry, I don't accept money commission. I guess I have to find someone else who can accept and do my Harvey Street Kids sneeze art request on the PSFForum Deviantart account.
Dee, requests in general are rare to be accepted anywhere. Money commissions are what most people in all sites are looking for because anyone can use money.
Deviantart is good because more people are willing to do different type of fetish art, but requests for free will still be a rare thing.
Deviantart also has points that a lot of different people there collect instead of money. A nice place to get some DA points once a day is a group called DA hub. If you gather enough points, over time you may get someone to draw what you want in exchange for those points.
Thanks! I will take my patients and wait for someone to later on decide to draw Audrey sneezing for me. :) (https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWKL2NrHCI397qBL3Ghrtl9gRXqLhINigbh5WLeI5lQgAResc0)
Oh I see. Well if his mind changes, then I would be exited to see a sneeze drawing of Audrey from Harvey Street Kids on the PSFForum Deviantart account happen! ;D
(Maybe along with that if it does happen, he would also draw separate sneeze drawings of Dot and Lotta who are also from Harvey Street Kids as well! :3 BTW, sorry you guys had to see that. XD)
Also if AnyPoneDrawn were to draw Lotta from Harvey Street Kids sneezing, I'm thinking the deviant drawing of Lotta sneezing should be titled "That's a Lotta Sneezing" with a few sneeze words coming from Lotta in the pic. I mean would that make sense since her name is Lotta? XD :3
You should do a Harvey Street Kids Sneeze Fanfic about all three of the Harvey Girls sneezing too much from something. (for sneezing too much from something, it can be your decision on what you think they would sneeze from in the story)
If you don't know about Harvey Street Kids, here is a site to watch the episodes for free so that you can get what the show is especially since Harvey Street Kids is a Netflix Original. https://kisscartoon.is/Cartoon/Harvey-Street-Kids/
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Post by: Silverwing on 2019-05-24 13:36:17
That is eye opening... well not really. I mean I knew it was happening, but to see a good chunk of it all in one place.
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Post by: Ynona on 2019-05-24 13:46:18
Salt... good GOD where's my salt?!
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Post by: FoxTail on 2019-05-25 13:15:07
1:15pm.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2019-05-25 18:09:37
Don't lose the game, remember to smile at the girls. And from those days there's only pieces left, but we take from them something better to adulthood.
Someone was stronger than me at a bus stop, it's easy if you have a friend. Running through the forest the branches whacked my face, but it hurt more to be a coward.
And when we got older we paid it all back with interest. And from those days there's only pieces left, but we take from them something better to adulthood. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plKt2j_MOSE&list=PLvqrxs2v-KEsPSwcuC5PCGUYFUq4-LauR&index=4)
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Post by: Ynona on 2019-05-26 12:11:18
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Post by: Kiwi on 2019-05-26 12:24:33
Now, if Theophilus Thadeus Thistledown, The succesful thistle-sifter, Thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb, See that thou, while sifting a sieve-full of unsifted thistles, Thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2019-05-26 20:12:08
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2019-05-28 09:51:39
Bless you.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2019-05-28 17:05:59
OK, so it's a weather story when the weather isn't really a story in the traditional sense. But when the weather is looking this comfortable for this long, well, that is a story.
The weather pattern is locked -- and I mean locked -- in place for the next several days: A swirling low in the Gulf of Alaska, a ridge of high pressure that is just anchored off the California coast, and the typical heat lows of the inland Northwest and Desert Southwest.
Run the forecast charts out 7 days and that low and high hardly budge but for drifting a few miles.
That's because it is an absolute perfect set up for Western Washington to stay in a very comfortable pattern. The high offshore with the heat inland are in the sweet spot to provide a daily dose of moderate marine winds -- our "natural air conditioning".
Each day will begin with some hours of morning marine clouds that will gradually burn off to mostly sunny skies. That's the case for the rest of today and then Tuesday...and Wednesday... and Thursday... all the way through next weekend!
Highs around Seattle will stay in the low-mid 70s -- we might eke an upper 70 day if we get to the sun a little quicker -- but really, as far as late May and early June go, it doesn't get much better than this.
They keep records for intense heat waves, soaking rains, and heavy snows. They do not keep such stats for "record breaking pleasantness" but if they did, I'd say those records would be threatened.
Lows will comfortably cool into the low-mid 50s each night with clear skies early then clouds late. Humidity won't be a factor at all.
Just an amazing week to get outside that will become the envy of the rest of the nation!
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2019-05-28 21:14:30
Do you know how how embarrassing that's going to be, to ask for 22 bottles of crab shampoo? VERY EMBARRASSING!
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Post by: Silverwing on 2019-05-29 16:21:18
Escalator Land!
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Post by: Miggs on 2019-05-30 14:27:16
DUBIOUS GRANDMA: Shit-Ass Dead Dude... Know'st thou of Hell Fuck Castle, high in the mountains...? (laughter) It was once the domain of King Big Sad Guy, who did the Flame Thing.. Legend tells of the castle's steward, the great and terrible HorseDog, but who is to say if it still roams the halls... (solid minute of laughter) Oh, how silly of me; but of course, a new arrival in Drangranthric wouldst know not such tales... One such as thee... wouldst be better suited to sharpen the blades of the dreaded wraith of Why'd They Put Anorher FUCKIN SWAMP LEVEL Marsh..... Armor Type of Dude. That is... ifst thoust canst livest thatst longst... (five minutes of laughter; unskippable)
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Post by: Graymist on 2019-05-30 21:08:16
“What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? ‘Hold my purse.” – Unknown
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Post by: Ynona on 2019-05-31 14:52:07
Frog blast the vent coooore!
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Post by: Silverwing on 2019-05-31 15:31:35
Sorry for the swears.
(https://i.imgur.com/EYxvBtg.jpg)
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Post by: Miggs on 2019-05-31 20:24:06
huiygjbk lnb,ub nm,m ,m nmb,nh bm
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Post by: Silverwing on 2019-05-31 21:15:25
Why do women hate it when men wear cargo shorts?
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2019-05-31 21:29:19
(https://i.imgur.com/LURuo7D.jpg)
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2019-06-02 13:56:50
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Post by: Ynona on 2019-06-06 04:22:30
O, that this too too solid flesh would melt, Thaw and resolve itself into a dew! Or that the Everlasting had not fix'd His canon against self-slaughter! O God! God! How weary, stale, flat and unprofitable, Seem to me all the uses of this world! Fie on't, ah fie, 'tis an unweeded garden, That grows to seed; things rank and gross in nature Possess it merely. That it should come to this! But two months dead, nay not so much, not two, So excellent a king, that was, to this Hyperion to a satyr, so loving to my mother That he might not beteem the wings of heaven Visit her face too roughly. Heaven and earth, Must I remember? Why, she would hang on him, As if the increase of appetite had grown By what it fed on; and yet within a month - Let me think not on't; frailty, thy name is woman - A little month, or ere these shoes were old With which she followed my poor father's body Like Niobe, all tears, why she, even she - O God, a beast that wants discourse of reason Would have mourned longer - married with my uncle, My father's brother, but no more like my father Than I to Hercules. Within a month, Ere yet the salt of most unrighteous tears Had left the flushing in her gall'd eyes, She married. O, most wicked speed, to post With such dexterity to incestuous sheets! It is not, nor it cannot come to good. But break my heart, for I must hold my tongue.
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Post by: Miggs on 2019-06-08 12:31:01
The Hanged King (http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-701/Volgun701.jpg)
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Post by: Soda on 2019-06-08 13:10:15
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2019-06-08 18:21:06
"In 1971 Bill Grates invented Michaelsoft." - Dr. Steven Brule
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Post by: Grapefoot on 2019-06-09 21:46:05
EDITOR'S NOTE: This is the first in a weekly series of reports on how metro road projects are advancing and a look at any changes in traffic patterns that can help drivers navigate the 2019 construction season better. We'll look at major project updates each week as well as some other smaller projects that may affect drivers. The report will be online each Sunday night and in Monday's print edition.
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Post by: LovesSneezingApparently on 2019-06-11 00:28:12
Why aren’t bandage packets easier to open one handed? Like, I never need them when I got both sets of fingers.
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Post by: Miggs on 2019-06-11 12:24:21
For his neutral special he w i e l d s a g u n
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2019-06-11 13:50:51
The upper level ridge over the Eastern Pacific will move onshore today, boosting temperatures through Wednesday. At low levels a thermally induced surface trough along the Oregon coast today will work northward along the SW Washington coast Wednesday. This will drive weak northeasterly offshore flow today and a more easterly offshore flow Wednesday - which will help make Wednesday the warmer day. Overnight temperatures tonight will dip into the mid to upper 50s over much of the interior, helping mitigate the impacts of the very warm daytime temperatures. Nonetheless, HeatRisk guidance continues to highlight widespread Moderate conditions Wednesday - which is the level at which heat-related impacts are most likely associated with heat- sensitive individuals and those without adequate access to cooling or hydration. In addition to the very warm temperatures, there continues to be some potential for instability and weak mid-level moisture over the Cascades. Leading to some concern for the potential for dry thunderstorms and dry lightning. This continues to be a very low likelihood, but it certainly bears mentioning.
The upper level ridge axis will shift east of the Cascades Wednesday afternoon and the thermally induced surface trough will move onshore. This will set the stage for the return to onshore flow Wednesday evening. Thursday will likely see some morning clouds and cooler - but still above normal temperatures
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2019-06-11 21:24:27
Stronger onshore flow Thursday night will set up more morning clouds Friday morning and more complete cooling. High temperatures in the mid 70s over much of the interior will still be above normal, but far more pleasant that those of midweek. Heights will build Friday into Saturday as an upper level ridge once again settles in along the Oregon and Washington coasts. Temperatures will warm somewhat Saturday, however low level onshore flow will limit the warming to the mid to upper 70s. A series of weak upper level system passing over the ridge into British Columbia will bring a slight chance of showers Sunday and Monday, mainly to the north.
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Post by: Soda on 2019-06-16 12:25:19
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2019-07-20 21:07:12
Twat waffles.
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Post by: Kiwi on 2019-07-21 13:37:46
Brustwarze.
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Post by: Miggs on 2019-07-22 16:04:20
You're gonna charge me blud for not having enough blud?
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Post by: Soda on 2019-07-22 16:04:22
Sneezes.
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Post by: 1234 on 2019-07-22 22:30:35
No.
NO!
I SLEPT TOO LOOOONG!!!
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Post by: LovesSneezingApparently on 2019-07-23 02:48:29
Okay I looked into it on a hunch, and it turns out in absolutely no way does the word "poignant" mean what I thought it meant.
What’s so freaking whack is I can’t seem to describe what I thought it meant. So now there’s just this entire intangible subject -this chapter of my feelings- that, all of a sudden, I no longer possess any word to describe.
My life is ruined now.
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Post by: Ynona on 2019-07-23 17:03:13
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Post by: Miggs on 2019-10-25 21:15:22
Hey, I didn't dog the shot
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Post by: 1234 on 2019-10-25 22:21:50
Pfft! What can I say? Circle of life, circle of death! Huh?
cuz you know
it's... circular--
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Post by: LovesSneezingApparently on 2019-10-26 22:35:58
(https://i.imgur.com/GI6sgXd.png)
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Post by: Kiwi on 2019-11-03 21:42:05
TOP ART TOPICS ON PSF PART 2
Have you ever wondered what the most viewed single pieces of art were on PSF? This includes single pieces of art, comics, or art related stuff and does not include compilation topics or artist topics with lots of their art stuffed into it. Also included only sneeze art. Well you are about to find out due to me having free time to do nothing! Let's begin luvs! Stats collected as of Nov 3rd, 2019. Previous score is the first big number with the growth stat on the outside. You can see the difference and growth rates this way. Previous ranking is on far right in brackets.
1. Workout Series: Cheerilee (F) Silverwing - 1,846 1,922 (1) = 2. Mess Challenge Feat Ask Viewing Pleasure (F) System423 - 1,673 1,676 (2) = 3. Sunset Shimmer Feeling Comic (F) Silverwing - 1,347 1,559 (3) = 4. Full Circle Comic (F) Silverwing - 1,290 1,456 (4) = 5. Fluttershy Flour Frenzy (F) Silverwing - 1,112 1,241 (6) ^ 6. Callie Briggs (F) Ari Dynamic - 1,202 1,202 (5) V 7. Workout Series: Trixie (F) Silverwing - 1,008 1,106 (eight) ^ 8. Sneezy Autumn Blaze Sneezes (F) Silverwing - 608 1,080 (27) ^ 9. Coco Time Sneeze Dump (F) Silverwing - 718 1,072 (17) ^ 10. Look Back Starlight Human (F) Silverwing - 969 1,063 (9) V 11. Coco Pommel's Sick Sneeze (F) Silverwing - 904 1,062 (10) V 12. Josie and the Pussycats (F) Ari Dynamic - 1,047 1,050 (7) V 13. Judy Hopps Sneeze (F) Silverwing - 859 1,006 (11) V 14. Smolder Sneeze Dragon (F) AnyPoneDrawn - 770 996 (14) = 15. Cat's Don't Dance, They Sneeze (F) Silverwing - 783 941 (13) V 16. Phases of a Sneeze (F) System423 - 849 858 (12) V 17. Watching A Stellar Flare Erupt (F) MasterXtreme - 607 795 (28) ^ 18. Vinyl Sneeze Da' Beat (F) Silverwing - 632 792 (26) ^ 19. Sneezy Starlight Glimmer Comic (F) AnyPoneDrawn - 632 790 (25) ^ 20. Sneezy Smolder Sneezes (F) Silverwing - 661 790 (22) ^ 21. Luna Loud Sneezes (F) AnyPoneDrawn - 769 781 (15) V 22. Starlight Glimmer Sneezes (F) Silverwing - NR 777 (Not ranked) ^ 23. Rarity Storm Cloud (F) RainySunshine - 734 753 (16) V 24. Twi And Anon: Wuv (F) RainySunshine - NR 738 (Not ranked) ^ 25. Here It Comes (F) AnyPoneDrawn - 682 734 (18) V 26. Isabelle Sneezes On Everything (F) AnyPoneDrawn - NR 720 (Not ranked) ^ 27. Ask Update Sneeze (F) System423 - 679 689 (20) V 28. Gabby (F) System423 - 681 688 (19) V 29. Mal's Worst Cold (F) System423 - 674 677 (21) V 30. Sweetie Belle's Cold (F) AnyPoneDrawn - 659 673 (23) V 31. Twi and Anon (F) System423 - 658 673 (24) V 32. Sneezy Apple (F) AnyPoneDrawn - 593 649 (29) V 33. Sunset Shimmer Sneeze (F) MasterXtreme - NR 598 (Not ranked) ^ 34. Wallflower Sneeze (F) Silverwing - 569 594 (32) V 35. Marble Pie (F) System423 - 591 592 (30) V 36. Cherry Blossom's Galore (F) Silverwing - 585 591 (31) V 37. Octavia Melody Bedroom Series (F) Silverwing - 518 550 (38) ^ 38. Female Giantess Sneeze (F) Ari Dynamic - 526 547 (36) V 39. Dash Splash Sneeze (F) Silverwing - 543 546 (33) V 40. Sneezing Cherry (F) System423 - 540 540 (34) V
Of the top 40 pictures here, it is made up of six different artists, one less than last time. But if we continued down into the top 100 the representation grows a lot more. Also at the top of is a higher concentration of Equestrian Girls art over pony or any other art. Canon characters beat OC characters in terms of review and placement.
So who had the most nods in the top 40 here? Newest score is on the right. Their previous score is on the left.
Silverwing - 17 - 18 AnyPoneDrawn - 9 - 7 System423 - 8 - 8 Ari Dynamic - 3 - 3 RainySunshine - 1 - 2 MasterXtreme - 1 - 2 Erudork - 1 - 0 (I realize it doesn't add up to 40 and I can't find my mistake!! ERRG!)
Hope you enjoyed reading this.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2019-11-04 18:19:11
^ WOW! Thats a lot of work, Kiwi! I'm impressed!
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2019-11-23 19:21:13
"Masculine republics give way to feminine democracies, and feminine democracies give way to tyranny." - Aristotle
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2019-12-03 22:52:15
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2020-01-28 23:22:35
What ever happened to @BlueKeeper? They were a prominent member at PSF 1.0 then joined this site... and have never been heard from sense. It's weird how members go from super active to just fading away. It's sad. :(
(I will keep bringing up old names from the past because it's interesting. Maybe someday one of them will come back)
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Post by: LocoLover3 on 2020-01-29 11:23:45
Two peas in a pod, birds of a feather, what's with all this, makes me under the weather. XD
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Post by: Kiwi on 2020-01-29 16:05:57
color=purple]This is post 2004.
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2020-02-03 09:51:10
I think I've just found footage of Squidward and Mr. Krabs' grandfathers.
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Post by: Rainberry on 2020-02-03 17:53:32
Witness. I need a witness.
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Post by: Blurr on 2020-02-03 18:10:22
Only a sith deals in absolutes.
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Post by: Miggs on 2020-02-04 19:48:04
Flip flop flip flop flip
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2020-02-06 15:35:08
Bacon Burger
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Post by: Blurr on 2020-02-06 17:24:06
mustard gas
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Post by: Ynona on 2020-02-06 17:29:45
The big BIG!!
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Post by: Soda on 2020-02-06 18:01:44
SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAY! ONE DAY ONLY!!!
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Post by: Darrin on 2020-02-06 23:55:02
I like your....teeth.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2020-02-11 18:36:42
I have 660 personal messages.
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Post by: Miggs on 2020-02-11 18:41:14
Gently
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Post by: FoxTail on 2020-02-11 18:46:31
Finger touches.
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Post by: Ynona on 2020-02-13 15:35:34
Rhino milk!
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2020-02-13 16:36:21
Tips touch.
Title: Dork and beans
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2020-02-16 16:38:52
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Post by: Miggs on 2020-02-16 20:49:00
What dirty hands you have
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Post by: Darrin on 2020-02-16 23:27:33
Cruella de Vil. Bet you didn't know how that was spelled.
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Post by: LocoLover3 on 2020-02-18 14:08:49
Horsie, horsie, eyes shine bright, carry strong throughout the night. Gallop on without a care, beautiful and smooth and fair. Come in closer please my dear, you have no reason to fear, And just as I can join your flight ---
Mother brings the morning light.
"Good morning, dear!" ;D
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Post by: Rainberry on 2020-02-18 18:12:10
Historic!
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Post by: Miggs on 2020-02-18 21:41:04
Hey Bobby, look look I'm American
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Post by: Blurr on 2020-02-18 21:55:07
Oh beHAVE baby
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Post by: LocoLover3 on 2020-02-19 07:27:51
VOOOOOOOOOLAREEEEE! WHOA! OH!
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Post by: Blurr on 2020-02-19 09:09:22
Don’t! You! Wanna get away! From the same! Old! Part you gotta play! Cause I got what you need! So come with me and take the riiiiiiide! It’ll take you to the other side!
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Post by: LocoLover3 on 2020-02-19 11:26:15
Sweeeeeet Caroline....BAH BAH BAH... Good times never seemed so good...
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Post by: 1234 on 2020-02-19 13:54:55
Eh bien, vous avez tout à fait raison, monsieur le premier ministre.
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Post by: Darrin on 2020-02-19 18:22:55
Make PSF greater all the time.
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Post by: Miggs on 2020-02-20 19:47:19
--3-5-3--
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Post by: Blurr on 2020-02-20 21:19:00
Hello, Neo. Do you know who this is?
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Post by: Rainberry on 2020-02-21 20:37:02
Foggy Bottom.
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Post by: Miggs on 2020-02-22 16:13:34
Lost Cause
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Post by: 1234 on 2020-02-22 17:34:28
Just Cause
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Post by: Silverwing on 2020-02-22 17:45:08
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Post by: Ynona on 2020-03-03 16:51:30
When you successfully optimize your computer to run a game that was struggling to run before! (https://ih0.redbubble.net/image.361994403.5689/flat,550x550,075,f.u1.jpg)
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Post by: Miggs on 2020-03-03 17:43:33
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2020-03-30 13:18:13
He is truly always doing the same thing. What could he possibly be doing all that time?
(https://i.imgur.com/srr84mr.png)
Truth be told, I've never used the site's "follow a topic" feature. I just bounce around to topics I've commented on and check things out real fast. ;D
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2020-03-30 13:40:08
^ (Lol I see that to with some members and always wonder the same thing)
Petunias!
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Post by: Ynona on 2020-03-30 13:56:17
Your screams are music to my audio receptors!
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2020-03-30 15:28:39
(https://i.imgur.com/JJHB253.jpg)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2020-03-30 16:52:54
He is truly always doing the same thing. What could he possibly be doing all that time?
(https://i.imgur.com/srr84mr.png)
Truth be told, I've never used the site's "follow a topic" feature. I just bounce around to topics I've commented on and check things out real fast. ;D
(I usually stay on the "Show unread posts since last visit" page to be able to better see what I've missed during the time I'm not looking around here. When I come back here, I hit "refresh" and see what's been going on. It's a more efficient way for me not to miss a single post. ^-^)
The man.
The machine.
STREET HAWK.
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Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2020-03-30 17:02:39
(I should give it a try. It sounds more efficient.)
Tony Hawk.
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Post by: Blurr on 2020-03-30 20:04:24
Beebo want cuddles
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Post by: flemishcap on 2020-03-30 22:53:28
(https://i.imgur.com/gxvsTHY.jpg)
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2020-03-31 09:56:27
It's that weird lecherous expression on Dobie's face that really sells it. That and the decidedly Freudian arrangement of that little plant the poor confused neighbor woman is holding....
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2020-07-31 17:35:40
I totally thought she was holding dog poop in a bag... and that dude's face is scary! ^
Cancel Culture Is Crap.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2020-08-04 22:16:10
Ever wonder what the most viewed topic is in each board? Here you go.
GENERAL - PSF Chat - 658,436 MIDNIGHT LOUNGE - Midnight Club Chat - 4,372 TELEVISION & FILM DISCUSSION - My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic Discussion - 82,312 GAMING BOARD - Playstation Gaming - 75,301 PSF GAMES - PSF Top Clicker Games Official - 178,110
INTRODUCTIONS - Hewoo? - 4,853 SITE NEWS & FEEDBACK - Site News & Feedback - 208,433 GENERAL COMMUNITY - How Many Times Did You Sneeze Today? - 77,790 MEDIA & OBSERVATIONS - Sneezing Videos (F/M) - 3,995 COMMUNITY LINKS - Sneeze Fetish Forum - 2,782
A ROBERT C. BRUCE-ESQUE NARRATOR (http://=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_C._Bruce#Animation_voiceover_work) "The gibbon: A family of primates split up into over a dozen different and distinct species. These cute, industrious small apes are interesting in that, like their human cousins, they practice monogamy. The male and female pair up, forming a family unit, and together, raise their children to adulthood. A gibbon never seeks another mating partner, even if one of the pair should pass on." (The gibbon looks with surprise at the "fourth wall", slowly becomes furious, then pulls a gun from behind its back and fires it in the direction of the camera. The NARRATOR gasps in pain, and the sound of a body thudding to the ground is heard.) GIBBON (in heavy Brooklyn accent) Ehh-h, go peddle youse papers elsewhere. (The GIBBON then leaps into the arms of three comely female gibbons, and all four happily kiss, caress, embrace, and tantalize one another. (IRIS OUT already!)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2020-08-23 14:47:55
Poot.
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2020-08-23 18:32:50
Mafia...
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Post by: !xOWOx! on 2020-08-24 19:04:09
"I bought the Pure Zone 3-in-1 True HEPA Air Purifier on a wing and a prayer. You see, my dog Hildago, a 9-year old Irish Setter has canine IBS (Irritable Bowel Syndrome). The origins of the IBS are unknown, however, as a treat on his 3rd birthday my wife fed Hildago a carne asada breakfast burrito and he has never been the same since. This is not an indictment on my wife's cooking, she's 5-star, and could be featured on the Food Network if she did not lose an eye in Desert Storm (not THE Desert Storm - she was caught in a desert storm in the Mojave and sand blew into her left eye causing permanent damage leading to blindness). I digress.
Okay, so since the CAI (carne asada incident) Hildago has been afflicted with Canine IBS. I don't have all day, so I'll just say that Hildago breaks wind about every third step that he takes. Step-Step-Step-Fart. Repeat, all day, every day, for the past 6 years. Unfortunately for my wife and I, Hildago's flatulence has gotten us thrown out of 2 leased apartments and permanently banned from my parent's country club. The last incident was very unfortunate as the Club President publicly shamed my parents at the season-ending fundraiser supporting kids exposed to gang violence. The problem is Hildago's flatulance has permeated everything in our apartment. Our clothes, our shoes, my wife's collection of those tiny russian wooden dolls where there's a big one and inside is a smaller one and then inside that one is an even smaller one. It has gotten so bad that my wife and I both have problems breathing and both find our eyes watering pretty much from the second we step foot in our 180 sq. foot apartment. If you can close your eyes and imagine a room filled to the ceiling with 30 day old deer meat and the temperature in that room is a balmy 89 degrees Farenheit, you can begin to imagine what our apartment smells like.
Long story short, we received a violation later from the Condominium Association concerning the smell coming from our studio apartment. If we did not remediate the smell within seven days, we would be fine $1,000 and forced to move. This would be a terrible situation, because the apartment is in my parent's name and my parents are currently in Japan on a "self-discovery" vacation (I don't know what that is either).
So, I buy the Pure Air Purifier to try and get the smell out of our apartment. I am excited when I receive the box - I love boxes and this one was particularly symmetrical. The assembly is very easy, basically you pull it out of the box, pull out the filter from the little plastic door, remove the plastic from the filter, put the filter back in, close the door, plug in the machine and start it up.
The look of the machine is also very appealing (see picture). My wife said that if you draw some eyes on it, it would make an adorable star of the next Pixar film. I agreed, so we ended up naming our filter "Pixar" and immediately fell in love. We turned it on with high hopes. Pixar purred like a Norwegian Forest Cat romping through a field of fresh cut lavender. The sound was nearly euphoric, so much so that I recorded the sound on my iPhone 4 and made it my ringtone. But, this is where the love story ends. The manual says that it can purify air up to 200 square feet. This might be true if they are measuring by Tinkerbell's feet or the feet of a millipede. We left Pixar on for 3 days straight, but unfortunately, it was no match for Hildago's gas. If anything, the smell got worse and my eye's started watering so badly that I needed to be checked out for dehydration.
I wanted to love this product, it has a killer bod and a voice so sweet Randy Jackson would probably sign it tomorrow to a recording contract. However, because it couldn't get rid of the smell, I am sitting in a vacant apartment, bags packed, surrounding by boxes (which I love!) and ready to be evicted from my third apartment. If you read this far and wonder why we keep Hildago it's because you don't give up on a pet, EVER, even if that pet has terrible IBS."
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Ynona on 2020-09-11 14:44:05
GGGGHHHHHOOOOOUUUUUULLLLL!!!
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Post by: flemishcap on 2020-09-16 16:37:59
This is extremely cool. Check out what you can make with AI.
Link (http://nvidia-research-mingyuliu.com/gaugan/)
This is what I made in 10 seconds.
(https://i.imgur.com/57GTy53.jpg)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2020-09-16 20:32:17
^ Das pretty cool.
(https://i.imgur.com/NenIPem.jpg)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2020-09-18 01:11:56
Pull the plug already.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2020-09-20 13:03:57
A story (https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football/chapter-1)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Ynona on 2020-09-23 18:12:16
I didn't expect anything... and yet, I'm still disappointed...
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Post by: Soda on 2020-09-23 19:51:35
A story (https://www.sbnation.com/a/17776-football/chapter-1)
(That was really interesting... thoughtful... poignant? Maybe. Thanks for sharing that.)
==>:)
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Post by: LocoLover3 on 2020-09-24 11:26:06
OH MEME-ORIES WHERE'D YOU GO I CAN"T FI-IND YOU AT ALL THE INTERNET, IS BEING WEIRD... I CAN'T THINK OF A LAST LYRIC....
;p
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Post by: Soda on 2020-09-24 18:03:25
Apple cider vinegar.
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Post by: 1234 on 2020-09-29 19:15:29
Rainberry's avatar is still cute even when it's frowning. ;D
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2020-09-30 16:28:22
With Quick-Reply you can write a post when viewing a topic without loading a new page. You can still use bulletin board code and smileys as you would in a normal post.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2020-09-30 18:16:49
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Post by: Darrin on 2020-10-01 16:59:14
We certainly have some crepuscular members here on PSF.
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Post by: Silverwing on 2020-10-03 21:41:48
I learned a new word.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Zracken3 on 2020-10-03 23:29:23
The anti-anti-missile missile missle.
The projectile is called a "missile." Something which destroys this projectile would be "anti-missile." If that thing is also a missile, it is an "anti-missile missile." If a third thing were to destroy that, it would be "anti-anti-missile missile." If that third thing is also a missile, it becomes an "anti-anti-missile missile missile." Ad infinitum.
Also, before was was was was was is.
Or, more clearly: before "was" was "was," "was" was "is." (the word "was" used to be the word "is")
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2020-10-04 14:08:15
Florence.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2020-10-04 19:28:32
You're keeping in step In the line Got your chin held high and you feel just fine 'cause you do What you're told But inside your heart it is black and it's hollow and it's cold
Just how deep do you believe? Will you bite the hand that feeds? Will you chew until it bleeds? Can you get up off your knees? Are you brave enough to see? Do you wanna change it?
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2020-10-07 18:49:37
My question: Chrysler 300M (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/300M_Special_06-25-2019_2.jpg) or Chrysler 300C (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cb/Chrysler_300C_SRT8_6.1.jpg)?
Chrysler 300C, but that is an older one. It still looks iconic though after all these years!
The 300M is actually the older model. ;)
I think Bumble wanted to say that there was an older 300C model on that photo. Current one looks slightly different (https://auto.ironhorse.ru/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Chrysler-300C.jpg).
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2020-10-21 12:37:52
Goddamnit, I've done it again. Sorry, Bumble. :nervoussmile:
cellar door
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Post by: Darrin on 2020-10-21 15:38:13
My question: Chrysler 300M (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/18/300M_Special_06-25-2019_2.jpg) or Chrysler 300C (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cb/Chrysler_300C_SRT8_6.1.jpg)?
Chrysler 300C, but that is an older one. It still looks iconic though after all these years!
The 300M is actually the older model. ;)
I just had to find a place to say this, sorry. :nervoussmile:
It was a picture of an older 300C, but the 300M is an older vehicle. I wonder which interpretation Bumble was going for? :D
Edit: I was late to the ball game.... Uhhh...
RAMDOM WORD INSERT HERE.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Tüsszent on 2020-10-24 23:59:20
(https://i.imgur.com/LVwco8m.gif)
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Post by: Rainberry on 2020-10-26 21:25:07
Cheese!!!!! Cheese with holes!
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Post by: Zracken3 on 2020-10-26 21:26:53
A single Dorito contains more extreme nacho flavor than a medieval peasant got in their entire life.
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2020-10-26 21:29:01
(^That is sad to think about, lol)
Post It Note.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2020-10-27 15:57:28
It's just a burning memory
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2020-10-27 15:57:55
Aftermath of a Genesis. <---That would be my band name.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2020-10-27 15:59:05
(That's a badass band name)
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Post by: MasterXtreme on 2020-10-27 16:00:38
(I got to say, that's actually a really cool sounding name)
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Post by: RainySunshine on 2020-10-27 16:01:20
(Oh wow! Thanks guys. Its a name I came up with in high school and I always jokingly tell people now that will be my band name... I mean, it would be.... if I had a band.) :)
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Post by: Zracken3 on 2020-10-27 16:59:58
(Gotta add my support for the band name as well ;D)
Sampling distribution of sample means.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Graymist on 2020-10-27 17:16:18
Applied anthropology is not the same as cultural anthropology.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2020-10-27 18:27:39
Pensacola...
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Post by: Wolfwood on 2020-10-27 20:20:54
Bargains are everywhere. You just have to know where to look.
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Post by: Rainberry on 2020-10-28 17:29:32
USUALLY on the bottom shelf.
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Post by: Miggs on 2020-10-28 18:34:34
Yes
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Post by: Ynona on 2020-10-28 18:52:35
SPRITZHEEEEEE!!!!
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Post by: 1234 on 2020-10-28 19:29:13
He didn't get out of the COCKADOODIE CARRR!!!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2020-10-28 23:10:52
I'll look at your bottom shelf.
*Raises eyebrows*
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2020-10-29 09:41:35
It was truly a more innocent time. Nowadays, no one wants to think about a pretty girl with a huge b.m. following behind her. Well, maybe a few folks on YouTube... and deviantArt... and a few other dark corners of the Internet. ;p
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2020-10-29 18:09:30
HAPPY CZECHOSLOVAK INDEPENDENCE DAY
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Post by: Silverwing on 2020-10-29 19:29:49
An AI wrote this story. It was made using this... https://www.plot-generator.org.uk
Phillip Glass had always hated ugly Cinncinnati with its creepy, cautious criminals. It was a place where he felt happy.
He was a gross, distinct, tab drinker with massive weiner and obese butt-hole. His friends saw him as a disturbed, dirty decent. Once, he had even made a cup of tea for a robust cute puppy. That's the sort of man he was.
Phillip walked over to the window and reflected on his fat surroundings. The rain hammered like chungusing wombat.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Sassy Sally. Sassy was a pent up butt-tastic with well endowed weiner and big chungus butt-hole.
Phillip gulped. He was not prepared for Sassy.
As Phillip stepped outside and Sassy came closer, he could see the numerous glint in her eye.
Sassy gazed with the affection of 8556 saucy short slug. She said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want kiss."
Phillip looked back, even more obese and still fingering the smooth weiner. "Sassy, fart on your mouth," he replied.
They looked at each other with gassy feelings, like two magnificent, many muskrat thigh sweating at a very delicious Crimbusween, which had vaporware music playing in the background and two liar uncles vomiting to the beat.
Phillip regarded Sassy's well endowed weiner and big chungus butt-hole. "I feel the same way!" revealed Phillip with a delighted grin.
Sassy looked smelly, her emotions blushing like a klutzy, knobbly knife.
Then Sassy came inside for a nice drink of tab.
THE END
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2020-10-29 23:31:41
(^ Okay.... what? Lol! AI has a lot to learn still.... a lot.)
Stylized socks.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2020-11-04 20:51:33
BANANA.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2020-11-04 21:30:06
The sonic screwdriver doesn't work on wood.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: LocoLover3 on 2020-11-05 11:49:55
I CAN'T GET NO--
WHEELCHAIR TRACTION
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2020-11-05 15:10:59
I found a perfectly clean, perfectly conditioned mango fruit randomly on a sidewalk today. I don't live in the tropics. It was very strange.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2020-11-06 00:51:18
I've seen some pretty half-assed plans in my day, but this is ridiculous. ???
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2020-11-17 14:15:21
Tomfoolery at the highest degree!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2020-11-17 17:44:27
Don't you wanna get away from the same old part you gotta play 'Cause I got what you need, so come with me and take the ride It'll take you to the other side 'Cause you can do like you do Or you can do like me Stay in the cage, or you'll finally take the key Oh, damn! Suddenly you're free to fly It'll take you to the other side
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Post by: Soda on 2020-11-17 23:09:31
Sneezes into my hands at home...
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Post by: Ynona on 2020-11-19 18:30:09
I... I am a monument to all your sins!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Miggs on 2020-11-24 22:08:01
Poni
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Post by: Kiwi on 2020-11-24 23:09:18
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Post by: Ynona on 2020-12-21 19:30:14
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2020-12-26 14:18:01
Dr. Seuss wrote books about boners (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pocket_Book_of_Boners) and naked chicks. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Lady_Godivas) Seriously.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2020-12-26 21:23:12
Dorsett.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Bumble on 2021-01-04 17:43:35
ORANGE.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Ynona on 2021-01-09 16:38:35
Soap wyvern!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2021-01-09 18:39:32
FLIBBY DABBY DOBBY DOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2021-01-09 22:39:22
Box fan.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2021-01-14 15:38:36
Happy 20th anniversary to Wikipedia. ;D
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2021-01-14 16:16:53
I’m running with the wolves tonight
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Post by: Darrin on 2021-01-16 15:49:41
What is a bath bomb?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Bumble on 2021-01-19 21:54:45
For everyone feeling down and sad about life... I want to present to you this wholesome comic that made me smile today. I hope it brings you a smile and lets you know you are special and that there is no right way.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2021-03-01 11:00:03
Tom and Jerry Hentai (https://3.bp.blogspot.com/_QR69TFzLeTw/THCoWfSrdjI/AAAAAAAAEjA/JEbZzp2TqbI/s400/OurGang45-016.jpg)
Okay, maybe not "hentai", exactly, but definitely not up to modern sensibilities. Tom Cat gleefully spanking and smooching a barely-legal girl? So not in a post-#MeToo era.
For the full comic, click here (https://stanleystories.blogspot.com/2010/08/enslavement-torment-and-other-hot.html).
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2021-03-01 22:17:27
^ I think Tom is around her age... and he says he is her SLAVE. :D Interesting times.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2021-03-05 14:47:51
Finally updated this freakin' thing. (https://psfforum.com/index.php?topic=524.msg36643#msg36643)
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Post by: Silverwing on 2021-03-05 18:55:53
Finally updated this freakin' thing. (https://psfforum.com/index.php?topic=524.msg36643#msg36643)
What was changed?
BACON.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2021-03-05 20:00:26
Put in a bunch of smileys that were added to the forum in the last couple years or something.
T.J. HOOKER
Title: (lisping a la Daffy Duck) But what if the good doctor "theuthss" uthss?
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2021-03-06 10:56:21
Maybe I should show my young nephew some of Seuss' wartime work sometime... blow his freaking' little mind.
And, of course, the full version of "Horton Hatches the Egg", with my favorite scene:
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2021-03-07 17:50:01
Art.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2021-03-07 18:10:17
Commissions for money
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2021-03-07 18:23:56
Plywood.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2021-03-07 18:25:10
Pinot Noir
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Post by: Silverwing on 2021-03-07 18:49:25
Moby Dick.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2021-03-09 19:53:23
HEY YOU. YOU THE LURKER. YA YOU JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO SEE A PRETTY AWESOME VIDEO, EH?
YOU NEED TO START POSTING. IF YOU READ OR SEE ART YOU LIKE, YOU SHOULD TELL THE CREATOR YOU LIKE IT. DON'T JUST CONSUME. IT'S NICE TO GIVE BACK BY SAYING SOMETHING ABOUT WHAT YOU JUST CONSUMED. TO HAVE BEEN A MEMBER OF ANY COMMUNITY AS LONG AS YOU HAVE, AND TO NOT HAVE ANY POSTS IS SILLY. YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T CONTRIBUTE TO A COMMUNITY AND ONLY TAKES, TAKES, AND TAKES. WELL YOU CAN CHANGE THAT AND GIVE A LITTLE BACK BY SAYING IF YOU LIKE SOMETHING, MAYBE GIVE A BIT OF FEEDBACK.
DON'T JUST BE A CREEPY LURKER WHO HIDES IN THE SHADOWS AND LIVES IN A BASEMENT OF THEIR PARENTS HOME. YEAH. I AM CALLING YOU OUT BUCKO.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: !xOWOx! on 2021-03-10 20:42:47
bababooey
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2021-03-11 18:03:00
Overthinking.
Title: Taken Out of Context Theater proudly presents:
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2021-03-13 08:39:56
(holds him close, speaks in low voice, eyes widen) C'mon. Embrace it. (echoey whisper) Be a butthole. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_X4aD72Xq0&t=104s)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2021-03-13 08:46:50
to heck with buttholishness D:< D:< D:< D:/ C://Windows
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: LapidotLover22 on 2021-03-14 16:13:37
Rhianna is better than Beyonce
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2021-03-14 16:35:35
Angular agitate.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2021-03-27 15:42:57
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2021-04-07 17:21:06
Toe Tangler.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2021-04-08 06:28:59
And now, an excerpt from the Mad Max Fury Road review by the Nostalgia Critic.
Jim: Hey, look! Devil Boner's on her side! TRAITOR!
Malcolm: You ain't no man!
Jason: YEAH!
DB: And you are?! Christ! If you're in the future what being a man is, slap a fucking vagina on me! I'd much rather be a badass like her (Curiosa) than whiny little bitches like you! Hey, here's a thought! If you have to complain about how someone's stealing your manhood, chances are you never had your manhood to begin with! What are you, five?! You afraid you're gonna get cooties?! And how's that working out for you, anyway? Are women just falling at your feet because you bitch and complain about them online? Real chick magnet, guys! You must get laid a lot! You know what? Keep living in your mama's basements, because the grown-ups are gonna make a more badass world, and we don't need your cry-baby tears pussing it up!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2021-04-08 12:09:09
(^ I remember that, funny video. XD)
It took me way too long to realize that 1997's "Anastasia" was not a Disney flick. :')
aaaalthough, since it's a 20th Century Fox flick, and they've been bought by Disney, I guess it's technically a Disney flick now?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2021-04-12 17:31:29
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2021-07-02 18:58:54
Don't have a midlife crisis. We're here for you.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2021-07-03 16:32:31
(I got the same results with this picture (https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/i/a2e03e8a-33a8-47e2-a3e5-0c592d110fba/demhk06-7b52215d-0ca0-4111-a6cc-4b9aeeeeb060.png). I must be the only person in the world who can Photoshop a pic of themselves and somehow come out lookingworse. :-] :nervoussmile: ;)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: TheBeesSneeze on 2021-07-06 23:22:06
Squash.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Graymist on 2021-07-09 22:05:15
Coral.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2021-07-10 21:09:50
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Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2021-07-12 17:55:53
Balan Wonderworld is the BEST game in the world.....................................
lol
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2021-07-12 21:17:13
SCP
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2021-07-16 15:07:49
Steam Deck.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2021-07-19 18:02:33
Crackers and cheese.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2021-08-06 14:46:45
And the man in the back said, "Everyone attack" And it turned into a ballroom blitz And the girl in the corner said, "Boy I want to warn you" It'll turn into a ballroom blitz
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Bumble on 2021-08-06 15:11:14
Blitz= Attack.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2021-08-10 12:18:41
Kodak.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: FoxTail on 2021-08-10 18:01:03
Kodiak.
Title: Bear bottom
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2021-08-11 09:43:09
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2021-08-11 14:07:04
Stunning visuals.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2021-08-11 16:45:24
(Wait, I think we're doing free association posts in the non sequitur board. Let me throw a curveball here....)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2021-08-11 21:14:55
Anthony Weiner...
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2021-08-12 16:43:45
Monumental!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2021-08-15 23:50:31
CATS Is Actually A Good Movie.... lol
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2021-08-16 16:45:25
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: TheBeesSneeze on 2021-08-16 17:43:16
The Capital P.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2021-08-25 22:04:21
Pepsi Man!
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2021-09-01 17:46:05
Idea for Robot Chicken skit: Batman foe Ra's al-Ghul is planning his latest scheme for word domination when his bumbling elder brother Ra's Bie-Aqab (literally, "the demon's ass") drops by and ends up crashing on his sofa-bed for almost three years.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Kiwi on 2021-09-01 22:07:48
Doing the laundry!
Title: More looks into my idea notebook
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2021-09-02 16:15:03
Sprinkle Spangles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprinkle_Spangles). Great stripper name? Great Pony name? Great Pony stripper name?
Title: Re: More looks into my idea notebook
Post by: TheBeesSneeze on 2021-09-02 16:27:56
Sprinkle Spangles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sprinkle_Spangles). Great stripper name? Great Pony name? Great Pony stripper name?
I don't remember ever seeing those.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2021-09-02 23:56:11
Bacon wrapped bacon.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: FoxTail on 2021-09-25 00:02:32
Hardwood floor.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2021-09-26 22:20:16
Radical Onions.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2021-10-12 16:05:08
Stealth.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2021-10-12 20:18:03
Ever thought about how funny it is, that the Olympic ring that little moth was resting on in this year's closing ceremony, was the same ring that failed to open at the 2014 opening ceremony?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: FoxTail on 2021-10-12 23:14:18
Forget potato. Now it's beans.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2021-10-14 14:17:45
Standing, also referred to as orthostasis, is a position in which the body is held in an erect position and supported only by the feet. Although seemingly static, the body rocks slightly back and forth from the ankle in the sagittal plane.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2021-10-15 00:49:28
Home buyers beware! The biggest mistake new home buyers make!
Title: How times have changed.....
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2021-11-12 09:55:30
Europe's gayest city (https://2.bp.blogspot.com/1J3gMofToNVNUG6Y5qSYx_WO7tgmVe1yQ47kypsOvepWNfF_YaqwFfoX4oCm80lSuNZtvrrtzRO6exgnlbymWwlNzFOzvKTMfzlb4P3al1kQi01QUp6s80mGvfa9t9AiWBan-Q=s1600)!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Darrin on 2021-11-12 13:56:24
Weltanschauungen.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2021-11-21 17:17:29
(https://i.imgur.com/jo8SKjW.png)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2021-12-04 18:39:23
Soup.
Title: Larry the Cable Guy...? Meet Jonny, the Brother of the Water Dept. Guy
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2021-12-09 09:49:18
So I was considering giving something to that Kars for Kids (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kars4Kids) charity....
...but they turned me away flat. Seems they wouldn't take any of my nephews in exchange for one of their cars.
(rimshot)
They should really consider adding another verse to their radio jingle: "The kids don't actually drive the cars, ya know/Cripes, what kind of (bleep)ing moron are you?"
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: FoxTail on 2021-12-09 17:01:16
1-877 KARS FOR KIDS!
I have that song in my head all the time.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2021-12-11 13:54:14
(https://i.imgur.com/uKWPSZz.png)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2021-12-11 13:56:45
(https://i.imgur.com/DKYyiE1.mp4)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2021-12-13 17:48:54
Game on.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2021-12-14 18:38:27
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Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2021-12-19 16:49:12
(https://i.imgur.com/1Gb5BL5.jpeg)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2022-01-06 13:54:39
Hawaiian Punch.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: timmelon on 2022-01-08 01:39:42
Hmm... The first two games are much less well-known, the third game was considered as a classic, the fourth one got mixed reviews, and the fifth game has a long-awaited improvement in gameplay, but a lot of people complain because of low difficulty. Is it Shantae series or The Elder Scrolls series?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2022-01-09 14:45:23
Banana.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2022-01-09 20:15:10
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Graymist on 2022-01-10 15:29:47
^ I miss that show.
(https://i.imgur.com/nz8YxvT.mp4)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2022-01-11 16:08:34
KITTEN.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2022-01-11 23:52:59
You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain! Thinkin bout your love drives a man insane! You broke my will! But what a thrill! Goodness gracious! GREAT BALLS OF FIRE!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Sniffles on 2022-01-13 14:59:55
Serendipity!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2022-01-17 19:56:09
"Drop that zero and get with the hero." - Vanilla Ice, actually a zero.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2022-01-18 13:14:39
A bad strategy will fail no matter how good your information is.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2022-02-09 21:48:38
Smile!
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2022-02-23 16:11:59
So that's where almond milk comes from. (https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/aD3mGMd_700b.jpg)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2022-02-23 16:40:44
I need another minute, waitress.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2022-02-23 17:05:17
Westerly, Rhode Island.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2022-02-23 18:18:59
COME DOWN TO MONSTER JAM!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2022-03-01 17:14:07
Hello.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2022-03-16 23:36:10
King of the Hill is a great tv show.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Sniffles on 2022-03-18 15:14:15
Onion ring.
Title: Spoiler: it's a fancy word for a lizard.
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2022-03-23 15:37:39
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Starfish have no brains.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2022-04-08 23:07:37
Solar System (https://solarsystem.nasa.gov)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2022-04-09 13:46:24
Spain.
Title: Greatest (Entree) Of All Time
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2022-04-20 11:42:43
Thirteen best places for goat in Memphis TN (https://foursquare.com/top-places/memphis/best-places-goat)
I'm still trying to figure out if that first one's got, like, a petting zoo right on the property, or it's like a lobster tank in a fancy restaurant.... :o
Also, "Pastor Tacos" sounds like a great name for a character on a kiddie puppet show back in 1954 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMQL0wW8wns&list=PLTC5PFzUSkTW-mnHBrPCYN3s6mu3TUin7&index=11), who would now be considered mildly ethnically insensitive.... :))
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Graymist on 2022-05-07 21:13:01
(^ That is so random).
Flying Like An Eagle!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2022-05-08 23:56:40
(https://i.imgur.com/wsfpniE.jpeg)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2022-05-09 19:55:02
WHAT?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: TheBeesSneeze on 2022-05-15 15:52:11
(https://i.imgur.com/TLGzWBI.jpg)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2022-06-13 23:17:56
Hotel.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2022-06-18 15:26:06
Beep beep I'm a sheep. I said beep beep I'm a sheep.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2022-06-18 17:57:31
Foghorn Leghorn!
Title: Funny comic book ad
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2022-07-17 17:02:09
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2022-08-29 15:00:37
Oh my gosh...
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2022-08-31 16:21:35
Rainbow Road.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2022-09-18 21:02:28
Supplant.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Kiwi on 2022-09-19 22:38:23
Least & Most Viewed Topic In Each Board.
General A Weird Trend? - Crimson Crest - 92 PSF Chat - MasterXtreme - 1726883
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Gaming Board Pokemon Scarlet and Violet Discussion - Crimson Crest - 30 Trucking Simulator Games Discussion - Silverwing - 210075
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Requests & Commissions Any takers for a writing commission? - Vakarian7 - 24 Umeko's Commission Thread - Umeko - 75213
Roleplaying Mitchells vs. The Machines RP - DEEcat98 - 11 OC Camping Trip - Blurr - 24025
Midnight Lounge Dante Vs. (Furry/Male Compilation) - Ari-Dynamic - 38 Plots - Death Blossom - 172530
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-02-26 21:32:35
Rule 63 of the internet
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2023-02-28 16:57:17
Media player 7.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: FoxTail on 2023-03-01 16:31:02
Walk like an Egyptian.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-03-01 19:46:01
The American Pie movies still make me laugh
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2023-03-01 20:33:07
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic iOS and Android Game!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-03-06 18:38:58
The new Coca-Cola limited flavor (Move) is basically coconut flavored soda.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: 1234 on 2023-03-06 19:18:21
- What are those? ???
- Teeth! ^-^
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2023-03-07 19:24:26
LGR Oddware.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: TheBeesSneeze on 2023-03-09 17:41:19
Brave.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-03-09 20:27:41
Edgelord
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2023-03-10 17:37:52
Courtesy.
Title: Sleepless In Seattle
Post by: Grapefoot on 2023-03-10 17:47:38
Movie trailers have changed a lot since the 90s.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2023-03-10 19:15:19
Gainiac.
Probably ill-advised to run around yelling that, dude.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: FoxTail on 2023-03-10 19:44:25
^ (I love that ad)
Fencing.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-03-11 14:04:25
How I Met Your Mother is far superior to its sequel series How I Met Your Father?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2023-03-11 16:50:32
Tablet.
Title: More randomness on TV ads
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2023-03-12 21:47:34
I want to get some of that new Cheerios cereal with the heart-shaped pieces, turn it upside-down, and tell folks I'm eating a big ol' bowl of butts. ;D
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2023-03-13 19:49:18
Venetians.
Title: Re: More randomness on TV ads
Post by: Silverwing on 2023-03-13 19:50:08
I want to get some of that new Cheerios cereal with the heart-shaped pieces, turn it upside-down, and tell folks I'm eating a big ol' bowl of butts. ;D
(I bought some from Costco in a massive two pack for the price of half a box of Cheerios at the typical grocery store. They were okay, but the Strawberry didn't taste as good as I'd hoped).
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-03-19 21:06:52
Weird Al is still a very good musician
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2023-03-20 19:21:02
Saint Denis.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-03-20 19:32:23
Cult of the Lamb
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2023-03-21 16:00:55
Jonestown Cult (Heaven's Gate)
Title: Okay, I kid... It's actually "http://therapistinabox". Totally different....
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2023-04-17 15:06:32
Would you trust a site called "http://therapistinyourbedroom (https://www.boredpanda.com/worst-domain-names/?utm_source=search.yahoo&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=organic)?"
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2023-04-17 17:15:53
Hey Arnold.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2023-04-18 18:10:22
Logitech.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-04-22 18:45:29
Belly rubs
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2023-04-23 18:04:59
Snow.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2023-05-01 17:30:22
Civilization.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2023-05-13 18:14:01
Weakness.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Graymist on 2023-05-15 12:20:22
Wired.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2023-05-16 00:06:25
Daggerfall Unity
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2023-05-18 12:48:51
Overwatch 2 cancelled PVE. ;D
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2023-05-19 00:20:58
Kitchen.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2023-05-19 12:20:55
Important things, like glutei jiggle physics.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2023-05-20 01:33:09
Stadium.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Bumble on 2023-05-22 12:27:38
Debt Ceiling.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2023-06-12 12:58:09
Big Horn Station.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-06-12 18:16:00
I'M A FIRIN MAH LAAAASEEEERRRR!!!!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2023-06-20 00:08:46
Sonora.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2023-06-20 00:42:50
https://thisponydoesnotexist.net
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: flemishcap on 2023-06-22 01:43:14
At least I am not from Ohio.
Title: DISCLAIMER: Not a real show. Don't call your cable provider for details.
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2023-06-22 15:13:12
...Hey, they've got a "Floor Is Lava" game show...why not?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-07-10 15:22:18
Taco Bell or Del Taco
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2023-07-10 23:58:32
Unremarkable and odd places.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-07-11 06:19:52
The summer is hot
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2023-07-13 12:47:54
Youtube ads are getting more annoying than ever.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Kiwi on 2023-07-14 00:01:17
What if I did this?
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-07-14 06:21:25
Is that a Supra?!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: N@ndo on 2023-07-14 11:09:27
Hufflepuff is the best. Specially if you huff, you puff, and blow the entire Hogwarts in!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Sniffles on 2023-07-14 12:52:37
Sniffly nose.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2023-07-15 16:06:35
Punch punch!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: N@ndo on 2023-07-16 14:27:34
本日のスープ
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2023-07-16 14:31:57
Only you.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2023-07-17 00:01:26
91. Garage 56.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Sniffles on 2023-07-17 12:50:27
Sunshine and pineapples.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2023-07-19 00:06:21
FreeBSD.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-07-19 08:20:51
Docking bay 94
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2023-07-19 12:00:54
I have 32 emails.
Title: HEY LOSER...
Post by: Wolfwood on 2023-07-21 02:20:54
Stop lurking and actually comment on the artwork and authors threads you view. The artists would greatly appreciate it. ;)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-07-21 05:45:37
Cats shed a lot in the summer
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2023-07-21 12:39:08
Outdoor power light!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Kiwi on 2023-07-22 16:16:35
The highest viewed single drawing/first post comic topic by an artist. Some artists aren't shown, and some have a lot of views, but choose to put their art in a single topic with tons of other content, so I couldn't include them. The topics are for a single piece or single contained comic on the original OP post.
Unfortunately also a lot of artists don't post their own topics, so if someone else posts their art, there is a high probability there are more views for their content, but because the original artist didn't post it, I wouldn't know. I'm not going to open every topic to find out. ;)
The highest viewed single drawing/first post comic topic by an artist. Some artists aren't shown, and some have a lot of views, but choose to put their art in a single topic with tons of other content, so I couldn't include them. The topics are for a single piece or single contained comic on the original OP post.
Unfortunately also a lot of artists don't post their own topics, so if someone else posts their art, there is a high probability there are more views for their content, but because the original artist didn't post it, I wouldn't know. I'm not going to open every topic to find out. ;)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-07-26 05:46:33
Attention shoppers, today's special is civil unrest.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2023-07-26 13:21:41
Very active!!!
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Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2023-07-30 16:49:05
Minecraft.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-07-31 10:28:49
Zom 100 is an amazing anime and I implore people to check it out if they have time
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2023-07-31 12:25:21
I don't have time for this.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2023-08-09 12:54:02
I need a fan.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Graymist on 2023-08-13 22:58:12
Excellent.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2023-08-14 00:02:54
Tickets to normality.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2023-08-15 00:07:41
Against all odds.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-08-15 07:29:44
Always look on the bright side of life. *whistles*
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: TheBeesSneeze on 2023-08-15 12:47:35
AirPods.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2023-08-18 00:11:02
First impressions!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2023-08-22 00:08:29
Playoffs.
Title: "Hoglund" was actually a step up, who knew?
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2023-08-30 15:18:33
Karin Fart (https://www.ancestry.com/genealogy/records/karin-fart-24-x039c9)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: TheBeesSneeze on 2023-08-30 23:55:28
Uhh.... bodily functions. :P
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Kiwi on 2023-08-31 13:05:38
Share the road.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2023-09-01 00:05:22
Super cool.
Title: Fluffy Balls of Fluff
Post by: RainySunshine on 2023-09-01 01:02:52
(https://i.imgur.com/SaAzZnB.mp4)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2023-09-05 00:13:16
Floof!!!!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2023-09-07 00:05:40
Things about Jon.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2023-09-18 17:55:29
Your search did not match any documents. (https://www.google.com/search?q=www.jokearttoons.web&rlz=1CAXGER_enUS782US783&oq=www.jokearttoons.web&aqs=chrome..69i57.1261j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: definitionboi on 2023-09-23 00:36:36
golden rays of the glorious sunshine sending down such a blood red light now the animals slowly retreat to the shadows,out of sight arid winds blow across the mountains giving flight to the birds of prey in the distance machines come to transform eden,day by day only love is with us now something warm and pure find the peace between ourselves no need for a cure when the wind is slow and fire's hot the vulture waits to see what rots oh how pretty all the scenery this is nature's sacrifice when the air blows through with a brisk attack the reptile tail rips from it's back when the sun sets we will not forget the RED SUN OVER PARADISE
Title: Attn: PSF'ers!
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2023-09-26 17:30:33
A silly typo could lead to a fabulous business opportunity for investors (https://www.google.com/search?q=psfe&rlz=1CAXGER_enUS782US783&oq=psfe&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j0i20i131i263i433i512j0i512l7j0i20i263i512.3545j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2023-09-29 23:39:53
Squib kick.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2023-10-01 23:44:04
We are currently on a 14 day streak of at least one new topic being created each day.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2023-10-03 15:45:47
As bad as this is (https://www.rawconfessions.com/confession/show/once-i-was-babysitting-my-neighbors-6-year-old-and-she-asked-me-why-i-was-so-ugly-and-without-thinking-i-said-im-you-from-the-future-and-she-cried-for-like-30-minutes-1573193734), I gotta say, I laughed.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-10-03 17:35:32
Probably one of if not THE best anime opening of 2023.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2023-10-04 00:11:48
Wednesday.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2023-10-18 00:06:48
Ed Edd n Eddy
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Smiles2us on 2023-10-23 13:12:13
Very busy.
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Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Soda on 2023-10-24 11:52:20
Super Tuesday!
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2023-10-24 15:58:53
End me
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: RainySunshine on 2023-10-24 23:34:48
No.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2023-10-27 12:36:54
The end is nye. The shopping carts are coming.
(https://i.imgur.com/QB2Leis.mp4)
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Graymist on 2023-10-28 17:00:58
Oh dear gosh. ^
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2023-12-18 02:29:50
Women's farts smell worse according to fart studies conducted by eminent flatulence researcher Michael Levitt, women's farts consistently sported significantly greater concentrations of hydrogen sulfide. Odor judges have confirmed that -- at similar volumes -- this translates to a noticeably worse odor compared to men's farts.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2023-12-18 18:13:54
(Yeah, but every woman I mention this fact to will categorically deny it up and down.)
Thank god it wasn't one of the girls doing that, or they'd shut that overgrown purple lizard's operation down. That little hip/crotch gyration Barney does at the end doesn't help.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2023-12-19 00:06:36
(Barney is a menace!)
Magnet mounting system.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: FoxTail on 2023-12-29 16:05:37
Lavender.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Anyponedrawn on 2024-01-27 20:40:08
Mercedes CLK GTR.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Sniffles on 2024-01-31 12:18:56
Julia.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Silverwing on 2024-02-04 20:59:23
Hahahahaha. Sims 4.
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2024-02-05 05:45:31
Earwax.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Graymist on 2024-02-09 11:52:10
Wax
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2024-03-07 09:13:47
Rhaphanidosis (http://Rhaphanidosis) The act of inserting a radish or other root vegetable rectally for either punishment or pleasure
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2024-03-07 12:21:03
Cats.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Wolfwood on 2024-03-08 12:16:13
RATS.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Grapefoot on 2024-03-16 16:54:04
Amazon Fresh.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Rainberry on 2024-03-17 17:02:26
Leeward side.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2024-03-17 17:50:56
Furrycons
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: MasterXtreme on 2024-03-17 20:07:06
Easter egg.
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Blurr on 2024-03-17 20:31:05
Amino acids
Title: Re: Non Sequitur
Post by: Graymist on 2024-03-17 21:29:58
Corned Beef. Happy St. Patrick's day!
Title: Non Sequitur
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2024-03-28 09:42:47