Did you hear that Cher plans to move to Jupiter because of Trump's win? Lots of luck, Miss half-Breed... the largest planet in our solar system is a gas giant (meaning there's no solid ground to set upon) and the atmosphere is mostly flammable hydrogen (extinguish all cigarettes before landing). Not to be outdone, (insert name of favorite gay celebrity here) plans to pack his bags and head for Uranus.
Miley Cyrus was also upset over Trump's election, but hearing that California has legalized pot calmed her down some....
[...]Miss Half-Breed[...](insert name of favorite gay celebrity here) plans to pack his bags and head for Uranus.