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« Reply #345 on: 2017-01-20 17:49:35 »

Mad Libs is fun.
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« Reply #346 on: 2017-01-20 18:00:55 »

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« Reply #347 on: 2017-01-20 18:02:06 »

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." -Albert Einstein
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« Reply #348 on: 2017-01-20 18:13:35 »

If a person is deaf from birth... what language are his thoughts in?
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« Reply #349 on: 2017-01-20 18:38:59 »

“The forgotten men and women of our country will be forgotten no longer."
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« Reply #350 on: 2017-01-20 21:59:14 »

I know what you're thinking
What's Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot

Yes I coulda nailed her
But no it's not a failure
'Cuz there's one thing she is not

To score a ten would be just fine
But I'd rather be dressed to the nines
It's a truth you can't refute
Nothing suits me like a suit

Picture a world where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed
That delivery guy in a jacket and tie
That puppy in a double-breast

That '80s dude with mutton chops
That baby with a lollipop
That lady cop who's kinda cute
Nothing suits 'em like a suit

Wingman I can wear
They're oh so debonair
The perfect way to snare
A girl with daddy issues

In navy blue or black
Check out this perfect rack
I want to give them a squeeze

Oh really? Then answer these questions
If you please

What would you do if you had to choose
Between your suits and a pot of gold? Suits.

What would you say
If you gave your suits away
In return you'd never grow old? Suits.

What would you pick
One million chicks
Or a single three-piece suit? It's moot.

What if world peace
Were within your reach... Abbadabada I'm gonna stop you right there. It's suits. Come on, Lily. Get your head outta your ass.

Two... Three... Four!

Girls will go and girls will come
But there's only one absolute
Every bro on the go needs to know
That there's no accepted substitute

I'm sorry suits, let's make amends
My Sunday best are my best friends
Send casual Friday down the laundry chute

'Cuz nothing suits the undisputed oft-saluted suitor of repute
Like a... wait for it...
Suit!
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« Reply #351 on: 2017-01-20 22:08:59 »

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« Reply #352 on: 2017-01-20 22:14:36 »

(listening to that song with the lyrics "I ain't got gas, I ain't got gas"....)

Well, I do. (raises leg and farts)
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« Reply #353 on: 2017-01-20 22:15:50 »

12 parsecs
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« Reply #354 on: 2017-01-20 22:48:11 »

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« Reply #355 on: 2017-01-20 22:49:14 »

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« Reply #356 on: 2017-01-20 22:50:36 »

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« Reply #357 on: 2017-01-20 22:52:38 »

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Water, earth, fire. Long ago, the three seasons lived together in harmony. Then everything changed, when the Shyamalan attacked.....
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« Reply #358 on: 2017-01-20 22:54:00 »

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« Reply #359 on: 2017-01-20 22:55:09 »

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Water, earth, fire. Long ago, the three seasons lived together in harmony. Then everything changed, when the Shyamalan attacked.....
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