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The Lounge => General => Topic started by: Blurr on 2016-02-16 18:14:22

Title: Something funny to do.
Post by: Blurr on 2016-02-16 18:14:22: Here's something. Go to urban dictionary, and enter your first name. See what comes up.
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Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-02-16 18:41:46: Oooh, I think I've tried that once.
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Post by: Blurr on 2016-02-16 18:43:01: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Trevor

Mine
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Post by: Claof on 2016-02-16 20:54:42: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Stephen

Mine wasn't too bad.
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Post by: Miggs on 2016-02-16 21:35:22: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Miguel

Inaccurate
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Post by: Darrin on 2016-02-16 23:03:39: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Darrin

The first part is so true.... second part... well..... inappropriate.
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Post by: Blurr on 2016-02-17 10:27:57: thats pretty much every name definition on that site. That's why its funny.
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Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-02-17 12:58:01: Mine matches pretty well if I say so myself ^^
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Post by: Blurr on 2016-02-17 13:11:32: Hehe really?
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Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-02-17 13:13:05: Yes. At least my BF says it matches ^^
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Post by: Blurr on 2016-02-17 13:14:56: let me go see
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-02-19 18:17:54: Well, here's mine (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Jonathan). Any ladies here want to test this theory? (sound of zipper opening, a loud female scream)
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Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-02-19 18:53:59: Hahaha XD
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Post by: Blurr on 2016-02-19 18:54:52: I love this website~
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Post by: Grapefoot on 2016-02-19 23:35:18: I will never looked at the name Johnathan the same.
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Post by: Blurr on 2016-02-20 01:12:02: Did you read what MINE was?

Trevor
A unit of measure equal to 1 dick-pound of thrust. Most often used to measure the amount of sexual prowess needed for a woman to achieve orgasm.

To convert to metric units 1000 Trevors is equal to 1 metric Dick-Ton of force
Man, Angelina Jolie is easy it only took me 3 Trevors to make her squeal.

Damn! Britney is fucking tight! It took me 50 Trevors just to get up in that!
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Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-02-20 05:48:14: We can click links, Blurr :P
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Post by: Bird on 2016-02-20 07:33:00: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Courtney

Mine. :P Some of these are pretty over-the-top ridiculous, but there's one that mentions soul-stealing that made me laugh.
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Post by: Miggs on 2016-02-20 08:01:10: I like how they range from being "Oh she's beautiful and nice etc." to "She likes laughing at others."
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Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-02-20 08:09:28: Lol, so weird.
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Post by: Blurr on 2016-02-20 12:09:17: too funny
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Post by: BoldBlue on 2016-02-22 20:26:58: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tess

Well, there you go everybody! The internet said it, so it must be true!
Haha! The second one says I'm so bacon..

I'm. So. BACON. That's me to a T I tell ya..
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Post by: Miggs on 2016-02-22 20:29:32: Damn, you are SO totally bacon.

I feel like that would be used as an insult.... like... I dunno.
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Post by: BoldBlue on 2016-02-22 20:32:59: I know right? Bacon.. like, when you think of Tess, you think of bacon.. that's just how it works..

haha, yeah.
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Post by: Miggs on 2016-02-22 20:40:03: Confirmed. When I hear "Tess" I will now think of the delicious breakfast meat.
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Post by: BoldBlue on 2016-02-22 20:53:58: D'aww you'll be thinking of me? :P
haha, but really though.. what does that even mean?
Y'know what, I'm just gonna walk up to someone on the street tomorrow, and tell them that they're SO bacon
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Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-02-22 20:59:42: I wonder what their reaction would be lol XD
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-02-22 21:02:34: "I'm... greasy and crunchy?" Followed by a punch to the face.
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Post by: BoldBlue on 2016-02-22 21:05:08: Haha They'd probably smile really awkwardly, and walk away to call a psych ward or somethin
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Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-02-22 21:24:25: Lel! Maybe that's what the expression is trying to say. The person is greasy and stuff.
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Post by: BoldBlue on 2016-02-22 21:25:46: Soo.. i'm greasy? whaa? :o
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Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-02-22 21:56:53: *shruggles* Maybe people think people names Tess are greasy??
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Post by: BoldBlue on 2016-02-22 22:31:54: :o maybe?? Do I need to call a doctor for that er somethin? :P
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Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-02-23 00:42:31: I don't know, are you going to start eating yourself like Billy started eating himself in the episode he turned into chocolate?
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Billyyummy_9669.jpg)
Title: Bacon stripper
Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-02-23 03:24:48: Or like Homer Simpson when his head was turned into a doughnut?

(http://cdn.staticneo.com/w/simpsons/thumb/f/fe/7.jpg/250px-7.jpg)

And then there's this....
(http://a57.foxnews.com/global.fncstatic.com/static/managed/img/U.S./876/493/BaconCondom_Box.jpg?ve=1&tl=1)

They might have to discontinue the product after certain--er--amorous injuries are reported....
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Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-02-23 07:35:31: .....
I might actually consider doing shit with my BF if he wore that lol.
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Post by: Blurr on 2016-02-23 07:56:12: I want a pack of those
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Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-02-23 11:26:11: Why? You'll never use them. Or they'll expire before you get to use them.
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Post by: BoldBlue on 2016-02-23 14:11:26: :o ..... oookkaayy... bacon.. condoms...? Yep.. good job world.. gooooood job. It say ln the package "lubricated with baconlube". I mean.. that's bound to cause some problems.. no wonder it was discontinued..
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Post by: Blurr on 2016-02-23 14:12:29: Not to use, River. For novelty.
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-02-23 14:13:17: @BoldBlue
It wasn't discontinued, but JUST by looking at the box, I can tell that there's a chance that it'll be. Sometime in the future. :o
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Post by: BoldBlue on 2016-02-23 14:23:34: Ooh yeah, he said they might have to discontinue em.. I read it wrong. But they probably should be yeah
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Post by: Blurr on 2016-02-23 15:41:18: YEah these things won't last. I don't know if they smell or taste like bacon, but for me either one during sex can be a bit....unappealing.
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-02-23 15:54:47: This is the very first post of this thread.
Quote from: Blurr001 on 2016-02-16 18:14:22
Here's something. Go to urban dictionary, and enter your first name. See what comes up.
And this is the latest post.
Quote from: Blurr001 on 2016-02-23 15:41:18
YEah these [bacon condoms] won't last. I don't know if they smell or taste like bacon, but for me either one during sex can be a bit....unappealing.
Tsk. ::)
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Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-02-23 16:20:26: Oh hush you, Numbers.

Anyway... We should probably stop.
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Post by: 1234 on 2016-02-23 16:21:39: I couldn't resist anymore. :-[
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Post by: Blurr on 2016-02-23 16:48:24: hold on hold on one more.

.....Bacon over sausage.

Okay I'm done
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Post by: NostradamusTheSeer on 2016-02-23 16:55:50: Yeah, people love bacon, sure, but no self-respecting girl wants to walk around with her lady lily smelling like a BLT on rye.
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Post by: Death Blossom on 2016-02-23 20:01:15: Haha, very nice mental image, Nostradumus
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Post by: mysteryserpent on 2016-02-23 21:14:17: My name was kind of bland and boring compared to others XD. It's pretty much almost exactly like a few others.

I like bacon.