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« Reply #2130 on: 2020-08-11 18:21:19 » |
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« Reply #2132 on: 2020-08-22 15:42:57 » |
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( FADE IN on this image.) A ROBERT C. BRUCE-ESQUE NARRATOR"The gibbon: A family of primates split up into over a dozen different and distinct species. These cute, industrious small apes are interesting in that, like their human cousins, they practice monogamy. The male and female pair up, forming a family unit, and together, raise their children to adulthood. A gibbon never seeks another mating partner, even if one of the pair should pass on." (The gibbon looks with surprise at the "fourth wall", slowly becomes furious, then pulls a gun from behind its back and fires it in the direction of the camera. The NARRATOR gasps in pain, and the sound of a body thudding to the ground is heard.)GIBBON(in heavy Brooklyn accent)Ehh-h, go peddle youse papers elsewhere. (The GIBBON then leaps into the arms of three comely female gibbons, and all four happily kiss, caress, embrace, and tantalize one another.(IRIS OUT already!) |
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« Reply #2135 on: 2020-08-24 19:04:09 » |
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