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« Reply #270 on: 2017-01-09 13:49:46 »

You look pretty good.

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« Reply #271 on: 2017-01-09 14:42:57 »

A toy santa can fart.
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« Reply #272 on: 2017-01-09 15:09:56 »

(Headache's gone! ^^)

- Is your refrigerator running?

- Yes.

- All right then. Have a nice day.

- W-wait, where's the punchline?! DX
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Smileys. Made a list of them. I had nothing better to do.
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« Reply #273 on: 2017-01-09 19:51:57 »

I couldn't find any knifes or scissors, so naturally I used the spikes on a pineapple.

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« Reply #274 on: 2017-01-09 20:42:53 »

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« Reply #275 on: 2017-01-09 20:58:54 »

(Oh my god XD)
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« Reply #276 on: 2017-01-10 13:13:45 »

(I know Tavi's feelings)
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« Reply #277 on: 2017-01-10 13:32:28 »

OOG!  GRUG!  OOOHG! 

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« Reply #278 on: 2017-01-10 15:32:12 »

(a la Karl Childers)
I been listenin' to a lot of that AM talk radio here in the nervous hospital... mmmmm.... this feller was talkin' about Russian hacking and how folks is all bent out of shape about it.  I say that sounds a mite rude, this Rooskie a-hackin' all over the place.  A feller oughta cover his mouth a'fore he starts t' coughing, so's he don't spread germs ever'place.    Ain't nobody wants to catch no Commie cold bug... or a Red flu.   Mm-mmmmmm.  And that's all I's got to say about that.
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« Reply #279 on: 2017-01-10 16:34:21 »

While cleaning the attic, Joan and Harry found an old stub for some shoes they left at the repair shop 10 years ago. They thought it would be funny to go to the shop and see if the shoes were still there. So they did. They handed the stub to the repair man who took it and looked in the back. He came out again and said, "They'll be ready on Wednesday."
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« Reply #280 on: 2017-01-10 17:36:19 »

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« Reply #281 on: 2017-01-11 11:27:24 »

"Maybe if I fap."

Right up there with the classic  "I command you to wank!"
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« Reply #282 on: 2017-01-11 12:47:37 »

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« Reply #283 on: 2017-01-11 18:15:15 »

A single ounce of gold can be beaten into a sheet covering nearly 100 square feet, or drawn out into 50 miles of gold wire.
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« Reply #284 on: 2017-01-11 19:07:03 »

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