Mary Kay LeTourneau, that schoolteacher who f***ed a 13-year-old boy, dead at 58 The couple split in 2017, though remained friendly, and LeTourneau was in the middle of cancer treatments when their divorce finalized last year... I'm wondering if that was his idea, or hers--like, why would a virile young stud want to spend his best years yoked to a broken-down old mare on her last legs? Did she know what was coming and decide to cut her her young hubby loose, tell him to to go out and try to find a gal closer to his own age so he didn't have to be alone? "
Oh, but I-I could never leave you. I'll promise I'll always be by your side, Mommy--er--Mary."
This was 1997. I was a junior in college. I remember joking about that whole story with this gal I was seeing at the time...she was all, "He must be one
very well-hung little boy." That all doesn't feel so long ago. You know that kid is in his mid-thirties now, and a
grandfather? Holy shit. Doesn't that make you feel
old?