New week, new adventures.
[
a video clip of a dim room. There's me sitting in my recliner in my boxer shorts; the TV drones on in the background as I eat a bag or cheese doodles. SFX: breaking wind loudly]
That was my Monday adventure.
...Well, okay, there was the scene where I went out to walk the dogs; I sit under a shady tree, complain about how stiflingly hot the sun is today and how bad the gnats are in this "fetid patch of dirt", break wind loudly, and go home. That was fun.
