If Dakota Fanning ever gets her own sitcom, there's your title. "State of Dakota". I also have an idea for one with Cardi B. and her crazy family: her wealthy diamond-decked sister Cardi A.; mother, Cardi Mom; health nut aunt Cardi O.; sweater-wearing uncle, Cardi Gann; Irish grandmother and sassy senior Cardi O'Gram; inveterate gambler cousin Cardi Sharp....
Combine South Dakota with North Korea? Let's not do that. 
Eh, give the left time. They've all but got parts of Michigan under Sharia law already. They've polluted the water and virtually tanked the auto industry, but if the Dems get the right people in power, then soon you ladies whose--
ahem--
bits measure up can legally be recognized there as men. So come to Dearborn. Marry multiple wives! Build your own harem!

(The game designers are not political, I'm sure, but it'd be pretty funny for some fan to call upon AI to whip up a "welcome to" state sign to that effect.)