I was joking, Rainy!
I just wanted to see how you would react. I know guys hate it when a girl invites themselves into a guys thing, then girlifies it.
Yeah, it's like, dude, don't bring your girlfriend around when we're watching porn. They talk all through the damn film... and it gets weird as hell when they critique the action on-screen. It's tough to get into it when there's a whole running commentary from the peanut gallery. And the guy's got to be looking at her like, "Wait,
when did you ever do that in bed? 'Case it wasn't with
me."
Oh, and Monty Python. We need at least one Monty Python film in there.