I sat on him.
I just sit on their legs.
Plus guys love that smell we girls have. Yes, we just naturally smell wonderful, I know. So like even if you sit on their lap, they can smell your pretty hair, just your aura! Guys love it. They go crazy for it, even if they don't act like they do.
I'd prob smell nicer if I didn't use cheap Walmart shampoo that's basically odorless haha. I should wear perfume, but I forget to put it on. Nah, my Dragon Ball Z shirts and just lame puns. Or just giant school t-shirts.
I'm pretty sure Nostradamus is going to go to town nitpicking everything we are talking about when he comes on at like 4 in the morning wearing just his boxers and eating a microwaveable burrito....