Movies of 2026!

[NostradamusTheSeer]

So "woke" nonsense and DEI ideals have ruined another superhero franchise.  Great.  Perhaps it's time, in the spirit of exclusivity, we did another slow-paced, painfully-acted British murder mystery featuring an all-Asian cast--only this time around we can put it on the big screen and stream it for a wider audience.

I mean, hey, now, let's go step into the same bag of dog dookey we did forty years ago, right...?  The time seems perfectly ripe for it.