So I fed DreamUp this prompt:
A woman lies naked in bed smiling giddily as her partner gently tickles her nostrils with the tip of his long beard, which is tied up in a rubber band
This is what I got.

It was supposed to be playful and amourous, but it definitely came out a tad creepy. This might work in the context of
Prehensile Hair plus
Power Perversion Potential, if this guy was one of Charles Xavier's third-stringer mutants in a new X-Men film project... but it is
not what I was looking for.

My vision was more like this (more the beard style, less Capt. Lou himself), in a tastefully-decorated boudoir, caressing the taut, naked flesh of a lip-biting, perfectly entranced young lady. Perhaps I'm impatient; perhaps my prompts are flawed; perhaps I ask too much of the cheapie ten prompts-a-week package and should look to upgrade... But I think in future I will stick with using A.I. strictly for research, fact-checking, and periodic forays into erotic writings, and stay with simply hand-drawing my comic art.