Have yourself a green beer and a bowl of corned beef and cabbage... a diet which I'm thinking is every Irish barmaid's natural defense against getting her pert bottom pinched by drunken fellows e'en if she's wearin' th' green. Aye, one well-placed toot will fast discourage any drunken reveller from placin' his fat grubby fingers where they don't belong.

Faith...
an' begorrah?