This is when it helps to be a voracious reader. I have
shelves' worth of books to look at when I wish to glean inspiration... either real titles or parodies (e.g.
Eben Prince's "
Firefarter", "
The Fartknockers", and
"The Girl Who Loved Gordon Lightfoot"). I guess it's time for someone with really good eyes and a lot of time to kill to break down some of these fake book names in a list. I see, among the offerings, "Thicc Book", "Mare Love", "Touch My Dock!", "Squeeze It Out", "Blankets", one with Chinese (?) kanji, and "Expected..." Can't quite make out that last word. I thought it might be "
Poops", but why would Twi own a guide to potty-training?
