I feel you have a passion for fashion....
Not really. My detractors have long lamented my lack of fashion sense--- wrinkled pants, mismatched or unusual colors, and shirts that have been described as looking like pajama tops.
#spikethefather... Well, any kid--
adult, even-- feels a little weird about their parent dating. Spike may be quoting a speech he read off a website or message board, or maybe saw a dad give his little girl on TV. At least he didn't ask Twilight if she brought along protection....