Adorkable Twilight & Friends Series

[NostradamusTheSeer]

 I don't mind spiders, unless they bite. And spider webs are simply lovely.

[Anyponedrawn]

Those are nasty webs though...

[Kyrl]

I guess I'm in the minority that likes Spiders?  I think they're neat little guys.  Anytime I find one I help it outside.

[Anyponedrawn]

I avoid them and they avoid me.

Not on spiders, but other bugs, if I can move it safely outside, I will do so... just so they can work their way back in.  The cycle continues.

[Kyrl]

I put them near the porch light so they can build a web and catch all the pests that wanna have night parties there.  Based on the amount of webs that sprout up I think they appreciate it.  I dunno, I like bugs.  Spiders are especially cool cause they look like they just wanna be pet but everyone always runs away. 
I was like a little kid when Joltik/Garvantula came out.

[Anyponedrawn]

That is admirable of you.  I don't particularly like touching bugs and insects... so I try not too.  But it is nice you care for them. 

[FoxTail]

You can keep the spiders!  They freak me out how they just silently appear next to you and want to EAT YOU!  Poor Twilight in this comic.  That is what nightmares are made of. 

[Kyrl]

They just want a quick hug before they go back out on patrol killing mosquitoes and ticks.  Ya know, the actual douchebags of the insect world. 

[Anyponedrawn]

Spiders really are like the enforcers out there. 

I hate slugs....

[FoxTail]

They can do their business elsewhere, not next to me!  Not on my ceiling and out of my reach so I have to get a stool and stand on my tippy toes to barely reach them and swat them down so they run around and disappear into the darkness!

EWWWW!  So scary! 

[Kyrl]

[Death Blossom]

Oh wow *grabs newspaper roll* even more incentive to smash the abomination!

[FoxTail]

*Slaps her with an unused shoe.*

EW! 

[Anyponedrawn]

She's all hairy... because spiders are hairy, not furry.

[NostradamusTheSeer]

Those are nasty webs though...

(A young lady nearby nods in agreement. I look her in the eye; she "squees" and backs off a half-step)
That's the web of a workin' spider, bub.   They ain't pretty, but they get the job done.  (hawk and spits a loogie perilously close to the girl's feet)