My cave consists of the smell of water, Dr.Pepper, Cave, and whatever the hell I actually smell like. (Random story time: I was donating blood, and while I was waiting some girl just said "Btw, I like your cologne".... I don't wear cologne.)
Maybe if you sneeze enough in this enclosed cave, you can like... gross him out? Like all the air he will be breathing is sneezy air? Does that make sense? Don't take offense...
*stops car right in front of the cave; lowers window* Got room for the Numbers?
Mfw Any leaves me
*removes shades* Where's APD going with that TV and game console?