weiner shooting bullets......ow
Reminds me of a joke:
A heavily pregnant woman walks into a bank in the middle of a robbery. Unfortunately she gets shot three times in the crossfire between the cops and the robbers.
The doctors rush her to hospital. She survives and so do the triplets she is carrying.
Many years later her eldest daughter walks up to her and cries, "Mummy, mummy I just had a wee and a bullet fell out!" "Don't worry,"says her mother, "it's okay." A few years later ahe second-eldest daughter runs up to her. "Mummy, mummy, I just had a wee and a bullet fell out!', "Don't worry,"says her mother, "it's okay." Nothing much happens for a while and the children grow into teenagers. Then one afternoon the son runs up to his mum, yelling, 'Mummy, mummy, you won't believe this--"
"I know", interrupts his mother, "You had a pee and out came a bullet".
"No, no," he says, "I was jerking off and accidentally shot the dog!"
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