In other news, the groundhog saw his shadow. Six more weeks of winnnnttaah!
(bleep) the groundhog. He's only right, like 30% of the time. They should feed that overgrown field mouse to a hungry cat. Confidentially, they don't even use a real groundhog, it's a
marmot.
(bleep) them too. Yes, I am a virulent speciesist.
