Non Sequitur

[Soda]

(This is why you don't give those kind of jobs to the visually impaired)

Dance, dance, dance!

[NostradamusTheSeer]

Plans are under way to air the infamous "lost" episode of Everybody Hates Chris.

The successful series about comedian Chris Rock's childhood growing up in the infamous Bed-Stuy area of Brooklyn, New York was cancelled eight years ago, and this episode, considered "too hot for broadcast" at the time, has never aired in the  U.S.  Its existence is known only in blurry bootlegs, and it iss rumored to have only been broadcast on pirate stations in Turkey, Soviet Georgia, and remote parts of Greece and Lebanon.

The unaired installment is officially titled "Everybody Hates That Thing, You Know, Where You're Sitting There Taking A Poop, And It Falls Straight Down And Then It Hits The Water So Hard That A Little Splash Of Water Comes Up Out of The Toilet And,  Like, Hits You Right In The Middle Of Your Butthole", but Channel Six has been hyping it simply as "Everybody Hates Everybody".

A Turkish spokesman says that while the episode's six-and-a-half minute stop-motion animated sequence is "fun and imaginative", with a delightful reference to Little Shop of Horrors, the CGI in the sequence with the flaming automobile wreck looks "phony and conspicuous". The reviewer also found the ending too self-referential and confusing "leaving more questions asked than answered".

[1234]

When you think about it... 2016 is the same year as any other year that has preceded it, and that will follow it. Whatever events happened to occur during 2016, did not change anything about 2016. Here's why.

2016 is just a number. 2015 was a number. 2017 will be a number.

Some things have happened during 2015, and some things will happen during 2017. But that won't stop them from just being numbers. Because, when you think about it, why are there years? Why are there months? Why are there weeks? Why are there days, hours, minutes, seconds? Couldn't time just be time, without any unit of time? Why do we need "years"? They're just numbers.

...

Aw, what the heck. I'm too young to understand that kinda stuff, so... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[RainySunshine]

  (  It's takes a guy named, Numbers, to tell us about numbers.  )

Whoopla.

[NostradamusTheSeer]

What your dog is doing right this minute.

(CUT TO a dog licking a smiling girl on her face.)

What your dog was doing five minutes ago.

(CUT TO a dog licking his nutsack.)

The end.

[Anyponedrawn]

2017 is here.

[1234]

I can use my mind to control the way this nice little forum works.

For example. F-WORD FILTER, DISABLE YOURSELF!

Let's see if it worked...

fuck

YES!! Turning the filter back on...

fuck

I'm the king of the world.

ETA February 2017: Aaaaaand now this makes no sense anymore, since the filter has really been disabled. XD

[Death Blossom]

(Wait what! How the! How!?)

[Silverwing]

Sour cream.

[1234]

(Wait what! How the! How!?)

(I typed it like this:

[ size=17pt]f[ /size]uck

without the spaces. ^^)

[Death Blossom]

(How the heck do you figure these things out?)

[1234]

(I dunno. Cuz I'm super smart? )

[Darrin]

(Wait what! How the! How!?)

(I typed it like this:

[ size=17pt]f[ /size]uck

without the spaces. ^^)

You have a date with a bar of soap mister! 

[1234]

(You're just mad because I'm super smart.

I jest, I jest. ^^')

[Death Blossom]

(Hue)