And, on a lighter note, it's two weeks after Valentine's Day, which means you can get V.D. at a deep discount. [
checks notes] Sorry, my index cards stuck together. Darn caramel gets everyplace. What I meant to say was, head on down to your local shops and supermarket, where you can get V.D.
candy, chocolate, and baked goods at a deep discount. I picked up just today, for only a buck, some heart-shaped red-velvet cookies--more than sixty percent off sticker price.

Is this the produce section or the ladies' department...?

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