Halloween Contest 2016

[RainySunshine]

I'm going to say a guilty pleasure... but I kind of like it when my girlfriend fixes my tie.   I guess guys are weird.  For the record, I know how to tie a tie. 

[Miggs]

Teach me the ways, Mr. Sunshine

[Death Blossom]

I have a small gif somewhere around here that shows how to tie a tie.

[RainySunshine]

Oh, I tied with Darrin!  Darrin you had a great costume and funny pun name too.   So congrats to you. 

[RainySunshine]

Teach me the ways, Mr. Sunshine

Get a tie.

 Got that?

Okay.

Duct tape.

Pull off a piece of duct tape.

Tape part of it to your shirt, and the other part to your tie, and firmly press it onto you chest.

There, you have now got a totally fashionable tie, and the ladies will be all over you. 

[NostradamusTheSeer]

My sister-in-law simply  bought me one of those ties with the adjustable elastic band behind it. You just put the loop around your collar, adjust the knot, and presto.   Fashionable.  (I'm the one on the far right... naturally.)

[Miggs]

Teach me the ways, Mr. Sunshine

Get a tie.

 Got that?

Okay.

Duct tape.

Pull off a piece of duct tape.

Tape part of it to your shirt, and the other part to your tie, and firmly press it onto you chest.

There, you have now got a totally fashionable tie, and the ladies will be all over you.

Instructions not clear, started World War V

[NostradamusTheSeer]

I have spoken!

[MasterXtreme]

There are also clip on ties.  No way to accidentally strangle yourself with an elastic band. 

[Miggs]

Lul, I didn't even know that was something from Family Guy