Ha! Guess he eats like.... a bear.
The vet came out a few days ago for annual shots and to float the horse's teeth1. I held the little beast's head as the vet ground away, and we wound up chatting about her behavioral progress since I'd gotten her. She was very spoiled and bossy in the beginning, and of the opinion that a human's purpose was simply to fetch her food without delay and then go away until needed again. And no touching allowed.Me: Oddly enough, cleaning her udder2 was one of our earliest breakthroughs. Turns out she loves it.Vet: (To horse) You little hussy!My vet's an amusing lady.http://imgur.com/QfzXmEQ----1. Horses' teeth grow constantly since their food is pretty abrasive. They don't always wear evenly though, so they'll get sharp edges that are pretty uncomfortable and need to be filed down periodically. The device used is a power tool called a float.2. Mares have two teats, and tend to get a buildup of gunk between them over time. I've heard a lot of owners complain that their mares hate having them cleaned.